Justin Verlander's Wife Kate Upton Shows Off Her Birthday Outfit

Not the birthday outfit I was hoping for.

Where da titties go?

She's actually aging pretty well. She's lost a lot of baby fat.

What happened to dem tittays??

Damn... did she get a reduction? Them bobs aint the same.

She turned into Charlize Theron

She lost too much weight
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Can't comment, cuz Larry's pic posting skills are par for the mfin course.

I used to really like her, until JV went to the Mets

2nd pic: Would.

On a scale of 1-Flattering, that dress is a solid 1.

Never really been a fan of hers, but her face is maturing pretty good in these pics at least.

Definitely needs a mommy makeover if they are done with having kids, cause her squishy saggy depleted boobs are needing help.

It hides her weird looking abdomen well

Why doesn't she get that thing above her lip removed?

Her tits are saggy as hell

She looks like she's in her 40s and she's pear shaped lol