Midget Death Squad
| Favorite team: | Notre Dame  |
| Location: | Meme Magic |
| Biography: | sordid details, sordid details, sordid details |
| Interests: | PC calamity |
| Occupation: | condom tester; Dictator |
| Number of Posts: | 28378 |
| Registered on: | 10/8/2008 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Best restaurants in Covington, La?
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/18/26 at 9:47 am to fischd1
quote:
Greyhound
frick that place. It's owned by the bitch who also owns DelPorto, and she was out there cheering the burning of cities during the BLM riots. She's an absolute awful human being, so support her with your money knowing this first.
Nuvolari, although in Mandeville and not Covington, is the best restaurant in the area since being bought by the new Chef/Owner about a year and a half ago. If you are strictly looking for Covington, then ignore this; however, if you are good driving an extra 5-10 mins then this is worth your time.
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re: What possesses a person to drive around line this? (morning drive picture)
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/18/26 at 9:33 am to Smeg
I mean, I would not recommend following this person's advice. Dude will get dick frostbite doing that shite.
re: Drew Brees will always be my GOAT Saints QB
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/15/26 at 10:53 pm to MetArl15
quote:
I hope you hit your shin on the coffee table
Why? So that he can drop to a knee like Brees?
re: Stacy's First-Time Reaction (*crying within seconds*) to John Denver's 'Country Roads'
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/13/26 at 2:31 pm to EphesianArmor
quote:
Why is that so impossible?
because reaction videos are
re: New album coming from Sturgill Simpson
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/13/26 at 2:29 pm to cgrand
quote:
I had tickets to the Brandon Amp show and couldn’t go
same. still bummed we missed it
re: Does Sean Peyton have the worst playoff luck of all time?
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/13/26 at 2:26 pm to SelaTiger
quote:
Does Sean Peyton have the worst playoff luck of all time?
Answer: NO, but it's still quite bad.
re: Sen. Lisa Murkowski's SAVE Act Gaslighting
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/13/26 at 2:24 pm to Jbird
The Federal Government is in charge of citizenship and immigration control; therefore, the Federal Government should be in charge of setting the laws to control citizens to prove they are indeed legal citizens in order to vote. This is NOT taking over the State powers of how they vote; it is strictly the insurance of each State's adherence to laws preventing non citizens from casting ballots.
re: Good Scotch
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/13/26 at 2:11 pm to tigerrage08
quote:
I'm thinking $50-60
Then get one of the 3 I gave you. That Arran 10 is probably the best scotch available in that price point, and the Ledaig is more on the smoky end. Since you don't know what he likes, I'd play it safe and stick with the Arran or Craig
re: Vacuum sealing your soups/gumbos/etc
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/13/26 at 9:54 am to CHEDBALLZ
quote:
VEVOR CHAMBER VACUUM
I badly want a chamber vac, but I will not fork out that amount of money for one. $300??? That's a steal. I am intrigued with this.
How long have you had it? Any maintenance issues? I may buy one of these.
re: Vacuum sealing your soups/gumbos/etc
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/13/26 at 9:52 am to slidingstop
quote:
I had a zip lock bag full of shrimp break open at the seal in my freezer
My freezer door was not fully sealed the other day, and Wednesday night I opened to find my entire freezer full of crawfish stock that I had in ziplock freezer bags. One of them got pierced, and it leaked everywhere. My garage smells awful at the moment.
I too switched to these containers about a year or so ago, and they are awesome. Too bad the switch didn't happen when I made my stock. FML :banghead:
re: Some of the best cooking videos I've seen
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/13/26 at 9:46 am to coolpapaboze
quote:
Fallow
Yup. These guys do good work. I've been watching for a while now.
I do miss Chef Jean Pierre. He's the GOAT youtube chef. He announced back in July that he was taking a short break, but unfortunately he has yet to come back. Everyone should be watching his videos and becoming great cooks.
re: Good Scotch
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/13/26 at 9:38 am to tigerrage08
What's your price point?
Glenalachie 13, Arran 10, and Ledaig 10 are three of the absolute best scotches you will find in the $50-$70 range. They are superior to the big brands, and you get way more for your money. Scotch guys know these bottles, and if he doesn't he is guaranteed to appreciate you opening him up to a world of better whiskey
Glenalachie 13, Arran 10, and Ledaig 10 are three of the absolute best scotches you will find in the $50-$70 range. They are superior to the big brands, and you get way more for your money. Scotch guys know these bottles, and if he doesn't he is guaranteed to appreciate you opening him up to a world of better whiskey
re: Massie the only republican to vote against the SAVE Act
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/12/26 at 11:32 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:
SlowFlowPro
F. A. G.
re: ARC raiders
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/12/26 at 11:13 pm to Midget Death Squad
Oh and a fun moment to note. Got ganked while fighting the harvester, and 2 other dudes came and smoked the free load out worm. After we beat the queen and harvester and finish teabagging the worm, we find the worm’s first victim over by the hatch. I suggest we do a eulogy, and the 7 other raiders all agree. I start it off, and everyone took turns memorializing Tony (that’s what I named him)
When we all were done we did a 21 gun-salute.
These are the moments that make this game fun lol
Oh yeah, one dude started teabagging Tony, and another raider said “that’s rude bro. Don’t disrespect Tony like that”
:lol: this game is a blast
When we all were done we did a 21 gun-salute.
These are the moments that make this game fun lol
Oh yeah, one dude started teabagging Tony, and another raider said “that’s rude bro. Don’t disrespect Tony like that”
:lol: this game is a blast
re: ARC raiders
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/12/26 at 11:09 pm to Midget Death Squad
Ive been doing the team up raid or whatever they call it. Been smoking some matriarchs, which is a load of fun. I finally got my vita spray blueprint, and it’s stashed away for after my exposition
Well I always miss out on looting the matriarch. My second to last game I was in perfect position. The moment she starts dying I run and hit up some fallen leg pieces. Then I barely beat this other dude to the brain that has the big loot. Everyone starts complaining “how is it looted already? There is nothing to loot!”
I chime in with “yeah this is nuts. We all got here at the same time and nothing is available to loot”
Everyone gets pissed saying it’s bugged. We all head home to the wife and kids back on sparanza while I snicker in the elevator with my pack of 5 matriarch cores. :lol:
Well I always miss out on looting the matriarch. My second to last game I was in perfect position. The moment she starts dying I run and hit up some fallen leg pieces. Then I barely beat this other dude to the brain that has the big loot. Everyone starts complaining “how is it looted already? There is nothing to loot!”
I chime in with “yeah this is nuts. We all got here at the same time and nothing is available to loot”
Everyone gets pissed saying it’s bugged. We all head home to the wife and kids back on sparanza while I snicker in the elevator with my pack of 5 matriarch cores. :lol:
re: ARC raiders
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/12/26 at 11:03 pm to Blitzed
Just another day at the office LMMFAO
re: Offspring & Bad Religion last night
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/11/26 at 3:31 pm to dallastiger55
The GOAT Offspring song. I still jam out to this :dude:
re: ARC raiders
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/11/26 at 3:25 pm to toosleaux
quote:
I wish this new event would've incorporated a map condition that disables PVP, and it's a pure PVE battle with waves of Arc
Same. I personally would love the option to enter a pure PVP or PVE server, because I do enjoy both game styles. My issue is that I like PVE in this game more, so I don't want to screw with my matchmaking algorithm by engaging in PVP. As a result I am purely a PVE player now, but I want to do PVP.
re: just read the bunny lyrics in English
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/11/26 at 11:24 am to Mikes My Tiger
quote:
Calling someone a groomer while supporting pedophiles is certainly a choice
nice deflection. which pedophiles do I support, groomer? Care to address the ACTUAL content of my posts and the OP here?
Know how you find someone who's been bodied? When he tries to deflect and change the topic at hand.
re: just read the bunny lyrics in English
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/11/26 at 10:34 am to Midget Death Squad
continuing due to character limit in previous post...
When she twerks she doesn't stop
She smokes and gets horny, ayy
She'll call you if she needs you, ayy
But for now she is alone
She twerks— [Part III: Party] [Chorus: Elena Rose & Bad Bunny ]
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, party
Welcome to the biggest party in the whole world
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, party
Ayy, ayy [Part IV: VOY A LLeVARTE PA PR] [Intro: Bad Bunny]
I met her in Miami, in Brickell
She knows there's money here
She wants me to make a move on her
Wants me to smuggle her back home, ayey [Chorus: Bad Bunny]
I'm gonna take you to Puerto Rico, baby, so you can see how we dance
Bring your friend if you like the idea
Tell her we're partying tonight, ayy
We're gonna have a great time
Nobody's getting married here
But you're gonna want to stay, ayy [Outro: Bad Bunny]
Take advantage, I'm single ( Ay ), single [Part V: Pa' Que Retozen + Dale Don Dale + Noche de Travesura + Gasolina] [Verse: Tego Calderón, Don Omar , Héctor "El Father" , Daddy Yankee & Glory ]
This is for you, so you can enjoy it
Come on, come on, Don, come on
If the girls dance on the dance floor, it's awesome
If-If-If-If the girls dance on the dance floor, it's awesome
She likes the gasoline Give me more gasoline [Part VI: EoO] [Intro: Bad Bunny & Tito "El Bambino" ]
You're listening to music from Puerto Rico
From the neighborhoods and the housing projects
She's coming around and she never shows up alone, alo-lo-lo-lo—
She never shows up alone
All the bad boys put down their gu—, ayy, ayy
Tonight, this is what's going on-on-on-on-on ( Say it ) [Chorus: Bad Bunny & Tito "El Bambino" ]
Dancing perreo, baby, grinding, baby
Tra-tra, baby, all the way down, baby
I'll grab you, baby, in the club, baby
Ayy, ayy, ayy ( Tra-tra, baby, tra-tra, baby )
Dancing perreo, baby, grinding, baby
Tra-tra, baby, you are Latino, baby
In the club, baby, I'll grab you, baby
Ayy, all the way down, baby
Tra-tra, baby, tra-tra, baby [Part VII: MÓNACO] [Intro: Bad Bunny]
Good afternoon, California
My name is Benito Antonio Martinez Ocasio
And if today I'm here at the 60th Super Bowl
It's because I never, never stopped believing in me
And you should, you should believe in yourself too
You're more valuable than you think, believe me
Heh [Verse: Bad Bunny]
Tell me, tell me, tell me, this is what you wanted? [Part VIII: Die With A Smile] [Intro]
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife
You may kiss the bride [Verse: Lady Gaga]
Ooh, lost, lost in the words that we scream
I don't even wanna do this anymore
'Cause you already know what you mean to me
And our love's the only war worth fighting for [Pre-Chorus: Lady Gaga]
Wherever you go, that's where I'll follow
Nobody's promised tomorrow
So I'ma love you every night like it's the last night
Like it's the last night [Chorus: Lady Gaga]
If the world was ending
I'd wanna be next to you
If the party was over
And our time on Earth was through
I'd wanna hold you just for a while
And die with a smile
If the world was ending
I'd wanna be next to you [Part IX: BAILE INoLVIDABLE] [Intro: Bad Bunny]
While one is alive one must love as much as possible [Refrain: Bad Bunny]
No, I can't forget you
No, I can't erase you
You taught me how to love
You taught me how to dance [Verse: Bad Bunny]
And I've had many girlfriends
But none like you
I don't have my sun anymore, I live on the moon
If I think of you, I'd go for it in an instant
Ayy, ayy, my devil, my angel, my crazy girl, ayy
My devil, my angel, my crazy girl, eh-eh [Outro: Bad Bunny]
Dance, dance, dance without fear
Love without fear [Part X: NUEVAYoL] [Intro: Bad Bunny]
New York!
Okay [Chorus: Andy Montañez & Bad Bunny ]
If you wanna have fun
With charm and delight
You just have to liver ( Where? )
A summer in New York ( New York! )
If you wanna have fun ( Eh, eh, eh, eh )
With charm and delight ( But what's this? )
You just have to live ( San Francisco )
A summer in New York ( Enjoy it, 'cause this is just for a bit ) [Verse: Bad Bunny]
Hey, hey, hey, July 4th, 4th of July
I'm hanging out drunk with my cousin, feeling fly
My people in The Bronx know what's up
Buzzing high over in Washington Heights
Willie Colón, they call me "The Bad One," hey
'Cause the years go by and I'm still hitting hard
Selling albums like Frida Kahlo paintings
The coke is white, yeah, yeah, the 2CB's pink, eh-eh
Don't get it twisted, no, no, better avoid it, ayy
A shot of rum at Toñita's house and Puerto Rico feels so close
I have the championship, nobody can take it from me [Interlude: Tito Trinidad & Bad Bunny ]
The best in the world
Number one, the best in the world, ¿okay? Puerto Rico!
Always believe in yourself [Outro: Bad Bunny]
How's Bad Bunny gonna be the king of pop, ayy, with reggaetón and dembow? [Part XI: LO QUE LE PASÓ A HAWAii] [Chorus: Ricky Martin]
They want to take my river and my beach too
They want my neighborhood and grandma to leave
No, don't let go of the flag nor forget the lelolai
'Cause I don't want them to do to you what happened to Hawaii
No, don't let go of the flag nor forget the lelolai
'Cause I don't want them to do to you [Part XII: El Apagón] [Intro]
With so much love for y'all [Chorus: Bad Bunny]
Puerto Rico's so fricking great, heh, it's so fricking great [Verse 1: Bad Bunny]
From Carolina came reggaeton and the sons of bitches from Bayamón
Ayy, ayy, they want to ride the wave and they haven't gone to Rincón
A little kiss for grandma on the balcony
Catching all the holes, on the Rubicon
P frickin' R, ayy, land of Maelo and Tego Calderón
And of Barea who was champion before than LeBron
Hmm, damn, another blackout
Let's go to the bleachers to light up a blunt
Before Pipo gets a sla— [Chorus: Bad Bunny]
Puerto Rico's so fu— great, heh, it's so fricking great
Puerto Rico's so fu— great, ayy, ayy, ayy [Verse 2: Bad Bunny]
Ditch Maldivas, I'm staying in Palomino, ayy
If not then I'm going to DR, greetings to my neighbors, ayy
Here the heat is different, the sun is taíno, ayy
The capital of perreo, now everyone wants to be Latino, no
But they lack rhythm, drums and reggaetón, ayy, ayy
Careful with my friends, we're a bunch
They lack rhythm, drums and reggaetón, ayy, ayy
Careful with my friends, we're a bunch
Welcome to the heat [Part XIII: CAFé CON RON] [Chorus: Los Pleneros de la Cresta & Bad Bunny ]
Coffee in the morning, rum in the afternoon
We're already out in the streets, come out to your balcony
Coffee in the morning, rum in the afternoon
We're already out in the streets, come out to your balcony
Coffee in the morning, rum in the afternoon
We're already out in the streets, come out to your balcony [Part XIV: DtMF] [Interlude: Bad Bunny]
God bless America
Doesn't matter if it's Chile, Argentina
Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia
Perú, Ecuador, Brasil, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana
Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras
El Salvador, Guatemala, Mexico
Cuba, Dominican Republic
Jamaica, Haiti, the Antilles
United States, Canada
And my motherland, my homeland: Puerto Rico
We're still here
Now! [Chorus: Bad Bunny]
I should've taken more pictures when I had you
I should've given you more kisses and hugs whenever I could
I hope my people never move away
Thank you
I should've taken more pictures [Outro]
The National Football League and Apple Music thank you for watching the Super Bowl 60 halftime show
When she twerks she doesn't stop
She smokes and gets horny, ayy
She'll call you if she needs you, ayy
But for now she is alone
She twerks— [Part III: Party] [Chorus: Elena Rose & Bad Bunny ]
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, party
Welcome to the biggest party in the whole world
Party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, party
Ayy, ayy [Part IV: VOY A LLeVARTE PA PR] [Intro: Bad Bunny]
I met her in Miami, in Brickell
She knows there's money here
She wants me to make a move on her
Wants me to smuggle her back home, ayey [Chorus: Bad Bunny]
I'm gonna take you to Puerto Rico, baby, so you can see how we dance
Bring your friend if you like the idea
Tell her we're partying tonight, ayy
We're gonna have a great time
Nobody's getting married here
But you're gonna want to stay, ayy [Outro: Bad Bunny]
Take advantage, I'm single ( Ay ), single [Part V: Pa' Que Retozen + Dale Don Dale + Noche de Travesura + Gasolina] [Verse: Tego Calderón, Don Omar , Héctor "El Father" , Daddy Yankee & Glory ]
This is for you, so you can enjoy it
Come on, come on, Don, come on
If the girls dance on the dance floor, it's awesome
If-If-If-If the girls dance on the dance floor, it's awesome
She likes the gasoline Give me more gasoline [Part VI: EoO] [Intro: Bad Bunny & Tito "El Bambino" ]
You're listening to music from Puerto Rico
From the neighborhoods and the housing projects
She's coming around and she never shows up alone, alo-lo-lo-lo—
She never shows up alone
All the bad boys put down their gu—, ayy, ayy
Tonight, this is what's going on-on-on-on-on ( Say it ) [Chorus: Bad Bunny & Tito "El Bambino" ]
Dancing perreo, baby, grinding, baby
Tra-tra, baby, all the way down, baby
I'll grab you, baby, in the club, baby
Ayy, ayy, ayy ( Tra-tra, baby, tra-tra, baby )
Dancing perreo, baby, grinding, baby
Tra-tra, baby, you are Latino, baby
In the club, baby, I'll grab you, baby
Ayy, all the way down, baby
Tra-tra, baby, tra-tra, baby [Part VII: MÓNACO] [Intro: Bad Bunny]
Good afternoon, California
My name is Benito Antonio Martinez Ocasio
And if today I'm here at the 60th Super Bowl
It's because I never, never stopped believing in me
And you should, you should believe in yourself too
You're more valuable than you think, believe me
Heh [Verse: Bad Bunny]
Tell me, tell me, tell me, this is what you wanted? [Part VIII: Die With A Smile] [Intro]
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife
You may kiss the bride [Verse: Lady Gaga]
Ooh, lost, lost in the words that we scream
I don't even wanna do this anymore
'Cause you already know what you mean to me
And our love's the only war worth fighting for [Pre-Chorus: Lady Gaga]
Wherever you go, that's where I'll follow
Nobody's promised tomorrow
So I'ma love you every night like it's the last night
Like it's the last night [Chorus: Lady Gaga]
If the world was ending
I'd wanna be next to you
If the party was over
And our time on Earth was through
I'd wanna hold you just for a while
And die with a smile
If the world was ending
I'd wanna be next to you [Part IX: BAILE INoLVIDABLE] [Intro: Bad Bunny]
While one is alive one must love as much as possible [Refrain: Bad Bunny]
No, I can't forget you
No, I can't erase you
You taught me how to love
You taught me how to dance [Verse: Bad Bunny]
And I've had many girlfriends
But none like you
I don't have my sun anymore, I live on the moon
If I think of you, I'd go for it in an instant
Ayy, ayy, my devil, my angel, my crazy girl, ayy
My devil, my angel, my crazy girl, eh-eh [Outro: Bad Bunny]
Dance, dance, dance without fear
Love without fear [Part X: NUEVAYoL] [Intro: Bad Bunny]
New York!
Okay [Chorus: Andy Montañez & Bad Bunny ]
If you wanna have fun
With charm and delight
You just have to liver ( Where? )
A summer in New York ( New York! )
If you wanna have fun ( Eh, eh, eh, eh )
With charm and delight ( But what's this? )
You just have to live ( San Francisco )
A summer in New York ( Enjoy it, 'cause this is just for a bit ) [Verse: Bad Bunny]
Hey, hey, hey, July 4th, 4th of July
I'm hanging out drunk with my cousin, feeling fly
My people in The Bronx know what's up
Buzzing high over in Washington Heights
Willie Colón, they call me "The Bad One," hey
'Cause the years go by and I'm still hitting hard
Selling albums like Frida Kahlo paintings
The coke is white, yeah, yeah, the 2CB's pink, eh-eh
Don't get it twisted, no, no, better avoid it, ayy
A shot of rum at Toñita's house and Puerto Rico feels so close
I have the championship, nobody can take it from me [Interlude: Tito Trinidad & Bad Bunny ]
The best in the world
Number one, the best in the world, ¿okay? Puerto Rico!
Always believe in yourself [Outro: Bad Bunny]
How's Bad Bunny gonna be the king of pop, ayy, with reggaetón and dembow? [Part XI: LO QUE LE PASÓ A HAWAii] [Chorus: Ricky Martin]
They want to take my river and my beach too
They want my neighborhood and grandma to leave
No, don't let go of the flag nor forget the lelolai
'Cause I don't want them to do to you what happened to Hawaii
No, don't let go of the flag nor forget the lelolai
'Cause I don't want them to do to you [Part XII: El Apagón] [Intro]
With so much love for y'all [Chorus: Bad Bunny]
Puerto Rico's so fricking great, heh, it's so fricking great [Verse 1: Bad Bunny]
From Carolina came reggaeton and the sons of bitches from Bayamón
Ayy, ayy, they want to ride the wave and they haven't gone to Rincón
A little kiss for grandma on the balcony
Catching all the holes, on the Rubicon
P frickin' R, ayy, land of Maelo and Tego Calderón
And of Barea who was champion before than LeBron
Hmm, damn, another blackout
Let's go to the bleachers to light up a blunt
Before Pipo gets a sla— [Chorus: Bad Bunny]
Puerto Rico's so fu— great, heh, it's so fricking great
Puerto Rico's so fu— great, ayy, ayy, ayy [Verse 2: Bad Bunny]
Ditch Maldivas, I'm staying in Palomino, ayy
If not then I'm going to DR, greetings to my neighbors, ayy
Here the heat is different, the sun is taíno, ayy
The capital of perreo, now everyone wants to be Latino, no
But they lack rhythm, drums and reggaetón, ayy, ayy
Careful with my friends, we're a bunch
They lack rhythm, drums and reggaetón, ayy, ayy
Careful with my friends, we're a bunch
Welcome to the heat [Part XIII: CAFé CON RON] [Chorus: Los Pleneros de la Cresta & Bad Bunny ]
Coffee in the morning, rum in the afternoon
We're already out in the streets, come out to your balcony
Coffee in the morning, rum in the afternoon
We're already out in the streets, come out to your balcony
Coffee in the morning, rum in the afternoon
We're already out in the streets, come out to your balcony [Part XIV: DtMF] [Interlude: Bad Bunny]
God bless America
Doesn't matter if it's Chile, Argentina
Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia
Perú, Ecuador, Brasil, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana
Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras
El Salvador, Guatemala, Mexico
Cuba, Dominican Republic
Jamaica, Haiti, the Antilles
United States, Canada
And my motherland, my homeland: Puerto Rico
We're still here
Now! [Chorus: Bad Bunny]
I should've taken more pictures when I had you
I should've given you more kisses and hugs whenever I could
I hope my people never move away
Thank you
I should've taken more pictures [Outro]
The National Football League and Apple Music thank you for watching the Super Bowl 60 halftime show
re: just read the bunny lyrics in English
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 2/11/26 at 10:34 am to Mikes My Tiger
quote:
Are you as prudish about all forms of music, or just the ones that are done by the people you don't like? You never listened to 2 Live Crew
I can lead a horse to water, but I can't make a tiger read what I wrote. I'm not answering something that I already stated.
quote:
I just want to know where the outrage starts.
It starts and stops at the promotion of porn in a family program. I would not expect a Groomer like you to understand this though.
quote:
Did he perform those lyrics at the Super Bowl or are you being disingenuous?
Here's the full Grok translation of the entire transcript. Now shut up and move along, you disingenuous Groomer.
Bad Bunny - Super Bowl LX Halftime Show ft. Lady Gaga & Ricky Martin (English Translation)[Intro]
The National Football League welcomes you to the Apple Music Super Bowl 60 halftime show How wonderful it is to be Latino
Today we drink [Part I: Tití Me Preguntó] [Intro: Bad Bunny]
Ayy [Chorus: Bad Bunny]
Auntie asked me if I have a lot of girlfriends, ayy, a lot of girlfriends
Today I have one, tomorrow I'll have another, heh, but there's no wedding
Auntie asked me if I have a lot of girlfriends, ayy, a lot of girlfriends
Today I have one, tomorrow I'll have another, ayy [Refrain: Bad Bunny]
I'm gonna take them all to the VIP, the VIP, hey
Say hello to aunti?
Let's take a selfi?, say "cheese"
Let the ones I already fricked smile
In a VIP, a VIP, ayy
Say hello to auntie
Let's take a selfie, say "cheese"
Let those who have already forgotten about me smile [Verse: Bad Bunny]
I really like the Gabriela's
The Patricia's, the Nicole's, the Sofía's
My first girlfriend in kindergarten, María
And my first love's name was Thalia
I've got a Colombian who writes me every day
And a Mexican I didn't even know about
Another one in San Antonio that still loves me
And the ones from PR that are all mine
A Dominican who is a fresh hottie, ayy
Fresh, fresh hottie
The one from Barcelona that came by plane
And says that my dick is fire
I let them play with my heart
I'd like to move in with all of them to a mansion
The day I get married I'll send them an invitation
Boy, stop that [Part II: Yo Perreo Sola + Safaera] [Refrain: Nesi & Bad Bunny ]
You used to ignore me (You ignored me)
Now I ignore you (Hmm, nah)
Before, you didn't want to (Didn't want to)
Now I don't want to (Hmm, no)
You used to ignore me (-nored me)
Women all over the world
Now I ignore you
Before, you didn't want to
Now I don't want to
Twerking without fear [Chorus: Nesi & Bad Bunny ]
No, chill, I twerk alone (Hmm, ayy)
Ayy, ayy, ayy, move it, move it, move it
I twerk alone (Twerk alone)
Okay, ayy, ayy [Verse: Bad Bunny]
My D is being chased and I want you to hide it
Grab it like a bonga
She took a pill that made her horny
She fricks in the Audi, not in the Honda, ayy
If I give it to you, don't call me
'Cause this is not to make you love me
If your boyfriend doesn't—
He better fu—, ayy, ayy [Bridge: Bad Bunny]
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