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While everyone sits in awe of the LIV and the PGA merger, Sweden is starting a "Sex League"...
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A strip club owner is trying to turn the “six-week sex championship” into an official sport.

Dragan Bratic, who owns a number of strip clubs in the Jönköping area of southern Sweden, is keen to make romping competitive.

The championship would see six different disciplines practised, including seduction, body massages, foreplay, oral sex and endurance. The request sought to introduce six hour sessions each day, with individual matches in each discipline lasting between 45 and 60 minutes.

(Barstool Sports)
Filed Under: General Sports
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
29 Comments
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DeafVallyBatnR31 months
Probably the one sport losing ain't so bad. Time 2 minutes but I needed 43 more minutes for the tie. Dang I lost. Oh yeah and practice.
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deltaland31 months
Individual matches lasting 45 minutes? Welp I’m out
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KennabraTiger31 months
I’m moving
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BlueRunner31 months
When talking about endurance, we talking who is the fast right?
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beaverfever31 months
Swedish strip clubs…Bucket list just got a line longer.
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stniaSxuaeG31 months
I would excel at the triple pump
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nealnan831 months
Players entering the portal now has a very different meaning.
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deltaland31 months
Well done
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YMCA31 months
I’ll enter the sprint competition if she’s really hot.
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upgrade31 months
Great. Another sport I’ll never go pro in
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Floating Change Up31 months
I'd be willing to apply to be a closer.

But would probably only be offered the spot as a towel boy. No thank you.
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GeorgeTheGreek31 months
Will this be televised?
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AllenTXTiger31 months
This is how you know Europe is the devil's lair... smh
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SuperOcean31 months
Instead of triple jump.,.we have triple pump??
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baytiger1131 months
Might as well merge this league with LIV and PGA too. I’m sure the women competing know a few tricks with golf balls
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G Khan31 months
Great news! I approve
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Fightin Okra31 months
I’d be in the minors for a time if I need to get to 45 minute sessions
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Tigerfan25731 months
that just doesnt sound right but i get what you are saying
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deltaland31 months
Phrasing matters a lot here
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goodgrin31 months
Another sign that the end of the world is close!
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I always thought a porn actress tournament would do well. Who wouldn’t want to see Mia Khalifa square off against Mia Malkova?
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lsuson31 months
Khalifa is nasty
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@lsuson Well, cheer for Mia.
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WildTchoupitoulas31 months
Japanese are going to sweep.
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Mr. Hangover31 months
That’s pretty racist of you, Mr. Progressive
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WildTchoupitoulas31 months
Mr. Hangover, maybe I'm not the progressive you thought I was.
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mpwilging31 months
It's always been a sport, we called it sport fricking...
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