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While everyone sits in awe of the LIV and the PGA merger, Sweden is starting a "Sex League"...
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A strip club owner is trying to turn the “six-week sex championship” into an official sport.

Dragan Bratic, who owns a number of strip clubs in the Jönköping area of southern Sweden, is keen to make romping competitive.

The championship would see six different disciplines practised, including seduction, body massages, foreplay, oral sex and endurance. The request sought to introduce six hour sessions each day, with individual matches in each discipline lasting between 45 and 60 minutes.

(Barstool Sports)
Filed Under: General Sports
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Originally published on TigerDroppings.com

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DeafVallyBatnR
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Probably the one sport losing ain't so bad. Time 2 minutes but I needed 43 more minutes for the tie. Dang I lost. Oh yeah and practice.
Reply•3 months
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deltaland
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Individual matches lasting 45 minutes? Welp I’m out
Reply•4 months
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KennabraTiger
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I’m moving
Reply•4 months
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BlueRunner
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When talking about endurance, we talking who is the fast right?
Reply•4 months
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beaverfever
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Swedish strip clubs…Bucket list just got a line longer.
Reply•4 months
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stniaSxuaeG
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I would excel at the triple pump
Reply•4 months
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nealnan8
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Players entering the portal now has a very different meaning.
Reply•4 months
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deltaland
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Well done
4 months
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YMCA
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I’ll enter the sprint competition if she’s really hot.
Reply•4 months
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upgrade
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Great. Another sport I’ll never go pro in
Reply•4 months
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Floating Change Up
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I'd be willing to apply to be a closer.

But would probably only be offered the spot as a towel boy. No thank you.
Reply•4 months
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GeorgeTheGreek
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Will this be televised?
Reply•4 months
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AllenTXTiger
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This is how you know Europe is the devil's lair... smh
Reply•4 months
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SuperOcean
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Instead of triple jump.,.we have triple pump??
Reply•4 months
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baytiger11
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Might as well merge this league with LIV and PGA too. I’m sure the women competing know a few tricks with golf balls
Reply•4 months
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G Khan
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Great news! I approve
Reply•4 months
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Fightin Okra
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I’d be in the minors for a time if I need to get to 45 minute sessions
Reply•4 months
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Tigerfan257
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that just doesnt sound right but i get what you are saying
4 months
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deltaland
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Phrasing matters a lot here
4 months
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goodgrin
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Another sign that the end of the world is close!
Reply•4 months
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St Jean The Baptiste
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I always thought a porn actress tournament would do well. Who wouldn’t want to see Mia Khalifa square off against Mia Malkova?
Reply•4 months
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lsuson
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Khalifa is nasty
4 months
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St Jean The Baptiste
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@lsuson Well, cheer for Mia.
3 months
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WildTchoupitoulas
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Japanese are going to sweep.
Reply•4 months
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Mr. Hangover
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That’s pretty racist of you, Mr. Progressive
4 months
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WildTchoupitoulas
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Mr. Hangover, maybe I'm not the progressive you thought I was.
4 months
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mpwilging
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It's always been a sport, we called it sport fricking...
Reply•4 months
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