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Floating Change Up

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The UK is being overloaded with fake news on how big of a problem “Muslims” really are


Tell everyone that you haven’t spent any time in the UK in the last 5 years without saying you haven’t been to the Uk in the last 5 years.

re: I like this bird

Posted by Floating Change Up on 6/18/26 at 11:08 pm to
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OWLFAN86
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I like this bird


I do not believe that is an owl.
Check out Small Hope Bay Lodge on Andros Island, Bahamas.

Small lodge cabins on the water. Great family environment. Plenty of activities that include zero cement. Fishing, diving, exploring natural Bahamas out islands are vacation win every time.
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Guess who’s knocking on the door?


Funny you should ask… because by now, you’ve certainly exceeded Rod Stewart ingestion levels.
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Soccer is amazing. Anyone who disagrees, well, sucks


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littleavery1948


Yall should listen to this dudette. Shim knows all about sucking.
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Palms greased.


Yup. And that means only one thing - Y’all Louisiana residents had better lube up. But not your palms.
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That bitch is drunker than Pelosi.


Impossible is impossible.
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From my experience for the most part travel ball parents aren't concerned about college or pros, but instead are trying to put their kids in a position to make their high school team.


Exactly.

Lake Travis High School fielded 15 seniors this year. Half of them rarely, if ever, saw the field. I know 4 of them saw very little playing time but are going to D2 or D3 schools.

Recball kids don’t even get asked to work as a team equipment manager/flunky.
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And he cheated.


Bazinga!


Are you one of those always happy retards, or are you one of the super strength with short tempers and eat boogers retards?
Y’all leave LittleJerryAvery alone. He clearly has an extra chromosome.

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Trying too hard my god


Your side championed a retarded pathological liar for “Minister of Truth”.

Yet an administration demonstrating we can laugh and take things a bit less serious and still function is “trying too hard”.

You’re so smooth brained.
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High school wrestler knocks opponent out cold after getting his face shoved in the mat


This is the way.


Instant accountability for shitty treatment of others.


If schools would start allowing retaliation like this, our country will start to recover from the "I can say and do whatever I want and I fear no repercussions" epidemic.

Actions should indeed, have consequences.
we have a severe mental illness epidemic in our country.

And instead of addressing it as an illness, we champion it as a virtue.


We are lost.
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read that fine print.


Uhhh, it is literally their business model. No fine print was needed nor was it used.

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How does one say "I'm softer than baby shite" in Japanese?


Imai-ha-son.



Dude is out chasing snow bunnies and whiskey-n-Green teas. And he wants to blame his shitty performance on everything and everyone except for his alley catting any white girl with a shaved kitty.
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Clark Gable is on record as preferring prostitutes to gfs/mistresses or going to the effort of seducing women.


That’s because Clark Gable was a closet gay and the prostitutes he banged were all dudes.
He could have saved a lot of time by merely saying, “yes, I dated Winona Ryder, but here’s the thing, I’m gay.”