Floating Change Up
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| Occupation: | "Are you ready to be employed? What's your vibe?" |
| Number of Posts: | 12426 |
| Registered on: | 12/10/2013 |
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re: DAT 4/30: Astros (Bluebaw) vs. Tigers (Jobe) 1:10
Posted by Floating Change Up on 5/1/25 at 12:37 pm
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Lance had that brace put in last year which was public so he’s probably just adding that in there as another surgery to that area
No, go listen to his comments again. He clearly said, "had the first TJ and it was successful, then had another one with the full flexor...".
They never once disclosed he had a second TJ.
I'm no doctor, by my Holiday Inn Express degree makes me feel that TJ and full flexor tendon surgeries are two discreet things.
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re: The Jungle Yacht Life
Posted by Floating Change Up on 5/1/25 at 8:02 am
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why white people liked Kool and the Gang
Hey, can't we simply just like to Celebrate?
re: Florida nurse caught by husband having sex with her 15-year-old stepson loses med license
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/30/25 at 9:36 pm
Baw Jr got to have sex with a 35 yr old skank.
Annnnd his momma probably bought him a brand new Mustang GT as a thank you for the giggles.
Annnnd his momma probably bought him a brand new Mustang GT as a thank you for the giggles.
re: DAT 4/30: Astros (Bluebaw) vs. Tigers (Jobe) 1:10
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/30/25 at 11:36 am
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LMJ will get the start on Sunday vs the White Sox
.... Checks White Sox record...
7-22 with a -30 run differential.
Sunday, white sox will win 18-1, with Astros only getting an infield single in the 4th and a 9th inning solo-shot by Walker in the 9th. :lol:
re: Is this real?
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/30/25 at 9:07 am
This is a scene from the Prequel for “The Waterboy” where the Waterboy’s father is trying to impress Momma.
re: 'Weapons' Official Trailer | Directed by Zach Cregger
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/29/25 at 10:37 pm
Not gonna lie… That trailer creeped me out.
re: DAT 4/29: Astros (Gusto) vs. Tigers (Olson) 7:10
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/29/25 at 9:18 pm
Do we send Altuve a little bag of big dicks, or a big bag of little dicks?
re: India to purchase Boeing air planes that China rejected bc of Trump Tarrifs
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/29/25 at 5:20 pm
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India and Pakistan have Balkans level hate for each other but both are nuclear powers.
On the positive side, the dogs barking through the gate at each other until it opens is a perfect description of how India and Pakistan actually act when shite gets real. Neither side really wants to fight.
re: DAT 4/29: Astros (Gusto) vs. Tigers (Olson) 7:10
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/29/25 at 5:09 pm
My guugle translator tells me, "Service" is French for, 24 consecutive curve balls and 4 years of nothing.
re: DAT 4/29: Astros (Gusto) vs. Tigers (Olson) 7:10
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/29/25 at 11:12 am
I heard he is next on the knee replacement donor list.
Apparently, he had the knee cap of a 119 year old hamster.
Apparently, he had the knee cap of a 119 year old hamster.
re: DAT 4/28: Astros (Blanco) vs. Tigers (Flaherty) 7:10
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/28/25 at 9:18 pm
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Pena really does look to have turned a corner offensively this year.
I’m very much enjoying watching him play again.
re: ramen shop owner follows & berates customers who paid their bill because
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/28/25 at 8:24 pm
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If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to go out to eat.
Bull shite.
This culture of “pay me for providing service” is ridiculous.
Do your job, do it well, and maybe you get rewarded with a tip. If you want tips to be required, then you better include it in the price.
re: Look at these fricking squirrels
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/25/25 at 11:24 pm
The squirrel is probably day dreaming about her college encounter with skuntravius the skunk that one time.
re: DAT 4/25: Astros (Wesneski) @ Royals (Lugo) 6:40
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/25/25 at 10:56 am
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Task failed successfully?
I don’t know about that… seems it nailed Cintron and Baggy pretty much.
That is them 5 & 6, no?
re: DAT 4/24: Off Day Discussion
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/24/25 at 10:32 am
Dude is hitting 75 points above his career average. Hell, his average is 9 points higher than his career OBP.
No way he sustains that for the year. :lol:
He's going to fall hard and look worse than Christian Brett-Wallace Walker.
No way he sustains that for the year. :lol:
He's going to fall hard and look worse than Christian Brett-Wallace Walker.
re: DAT 4/24: Off Day Discussion
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/24/25 at 9:02 am
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It's because he can't understand why you want to kill Julia.
If you ever see her toes without shoes and socks, you'll understand.
re: DAT 4/24: Off Day Discussion
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/23/25 at 9:45 pm
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"The Jays should be ashamed for giving us false hope in this doomed season."
You guys get all of the good Ryno text messages.
He only text me one thing, over and over and over...
"Yo Baw, you gotta decide: FMK, Julia, the guy that drives the train, Blummer. lol"
re: DAT 4/24: Off Day Discussion
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/23/25 at 9:18 pm
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care to reevaluate this take?
Welcome, new guy.
ETA: I enjoy sweeps.
re: DAT 4/24: Off Day Discussion
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/23/25 at 7:34 pm
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Yordan is so broken.
Yed is missing having Bregman and Tucker in the lineup.
He will adjust.
re: DAT 4/24: Off Day Discussion
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/23/25 at 6:30 pm
If Chandler Rome is saying it... he has probably been told, "off the record, we're hearing a lot of calls come in on Jake's availability. His value is very high right now."
So, Ole Chandler is running with the "Cam to CF" story.
So, Ole Chandler is running with the "Cam to CF" story.
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