Floating Change Up
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re: Best Horror Movie of All-Time: CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH (Voting Open)
Posted by Floating Change Up on 5/19/26 at 10:47 am to iwyLSUiwy
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The Exorcist
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re: DAT Cinco de Mayo: Doyers (Ohtani) @ Los Astros (Lambert) 7:10 PM
Posted by Floating Change Up on 5/5/26 at 11:09 pm to Jwho77
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How does one say "I'm softer than baby shite" in Japanese?
Imai-ha-son.
Dude is out chasing snow bunnies and whiskey-n-Green teas. And he wants to blame his shitty performance on everything and everyone except for his alley catting any white girl with a shaved kitty.
re: Are their prostitutes/escorts that only service attractive men?
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/30/26 at 10:49 am to Kafka
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Clark Gable is on record as preferring prostitutes to gfs/mistresses or going to the effort of seducing women.
That’s because Clark Gable was a closet gay and the prostitutes he banged were all dudes.
re: Dating Winona Ryder sounds like the seventh circle of Hell.
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/30/26 at 10:40 am to boxcarbarney
He could have saved a lot of time by merely saying, “yes, I dated Winona Ryder, but here’s the thing, I’m gay.”
re: TD Merch Giveaway for the Food and Drinkers...
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/28/26 at 9:16 pm to Chicken
I like food. And drink.
re: PBS Reporter Complains About Pete Hegseth Not Taking Questions While Being Rushed Out
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/27/26 at 3:50 pm to loogaroo
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Hegseth moving through hallway back near the stage of the correspondent’s dinner - did not take questions from press.
This is where we are as a Nation with the "Free Press".
Factually speaking, Ms Landers is 100% correct.
But for anyone with higher than a 6 year old grounding of reality, what she did is certainly Fake News.
She tried to make a negative statement about a person using actual facts.
True, yes.
Fake, also yes.
Both can happen at the same time.
re: Please allow noted historian Ilhan Omar to learn you about World War Eleven
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/27/26 at 3:46 pm to Patato Salad
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This reminds me of Trump congratulating Kansas when the Chiefs won the Super Bowl.
Except, one is a common misconception of an NFL team playing in a city that has the same name in Kansas which happens to be right across the river and where most people think of them as one city. Which also has just as many Chiefs fans living in the Kansas side as they do the MO side.
And the other one is a stupid bitch trying to slam-dunk the President with a history lesson when she clearly doesn't possess the brain power to remember there have only been 2 "World Wars".
But yeah, exactly the same and I can totally see how the second would make you go directly to the first on your Potato Brain.
re: DAT 4/20: Astros (Spaghetti) @ Indians (Cecconi) 5:10pm
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/20/26 at 4:44 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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My word look at all the roster filler on the active roster
Who wins: 2013 Astros VS 2026 Astros?
re: DAT 4/20: Astros (Spaghetti) @ Indians (Cecconi) 5:10pm
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/20/26 at 4:43 pm to LaLadyinTx
That pic is proof that you are, indeed, a lady.
Or an Arlington Rangers fan.
Only chicks and Rangers fans cut their burgers in half.
re: Gayest thing you've ever done (or at least will admit that you've done)
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/18/26 at 12:43 am to UFFan
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Gayest thing you've ever done (or at least will admit that you've done)
Continue to read SirWinston’s comments on this website.
re: Average fastball velos since 2008
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/17/26 at 2:37 pm to littleavery1948
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littleavery1948
Sorry, what did you say? I don’t understand dicksuck.
re: DAT 4/15: Rockies (Quesadilla) @ Astros (Spaghetti) 7:10
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/16/26 at 10:33 am to Jwho77
I swear, I just thought she was drunk.
re: DAT 4/15: Rockies (Quesadilla) @ Astros (Spaghetti) 7:10
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/15/26 at 2:15 pm to Pistols Firing 12
It's going to happen... as long as we all collectively believe it into existence.
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“I’ve had two or three owners contact me and ask me if I was interested in either a role as GM or another, different role where I’d oversee the sporting operation,” Luhnow said. “In all cases I said no because, at the time, I was raising money and starting my company.”
re: They are remaking Little House on the Prairie
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/13/26 at 5:42 pm to ATrillionaire
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Netflix found a way to give you a show with an all white cast. That should satiate you guys for a day or two.
That's called a bait and switch, my friend.
Everybody knows the early stages of mid-west settlements were absolutely full of purple-haired nose ring wearing white hetero-man haters. The natives were simply following the green-haired Deloris-without-a-clitoris's lead in hating the white man.
re: DAT 4/13: Astros (Who Cares) @ Mariners (Not Me) 3:10 CT
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/13/26 at 5:35 pm to texastiger38
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Chandler Rome
This cocksucker can't make up his cocksucking mind... is he estatic that Dana and Joe are still running the team, or is he estatic that the wheels have fallen off?
He's just got too much cocksucking in him.
You hear me Chandler? We all think you're a cocksucker.
re: DAT 4/10: Astros (Imai) @ Mariners (Hancock) 8:40pm SCHN
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/10/26 at 11:08 pm to Uncle Mike23
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Can’t believe this game is in play after the first inning. Be a shame to waste it.
These two teams are the equivalent of celebrity death match between Dr Sheldon Cooper and Corky Thatcher.
re: DAT 4/10: Astros (Imai) @ Mariners (Hancock) 8:40pm SCHN
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/10/26 at 3:34 pm to Jwho77
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Correa
I am very thankful he is back on the Astros. But I need to see him play more than 80 games in season to be a believer.
quote:
C(ocksuck)-Walk
Smith
Lope/Matthews
Swing at Everything/Vasquez
Smith has tremendous upside.
Matthews, positive upside.
But all of the 6-9 options are huge questions marks based off of last year's performances.
I'd love for Walker's and fido's resurgence to be legit... but it is too early to count on a full season of either one of them being anything more than below league average.
re: DAT 4/10: Astros (Imai) @ Mariners (Hancock) 8:40pm SCHN
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/10/26 at 2:58 pm to LaLadyinTx
re: DAT 4/8: Astros (Javier) @ Rockies (Lorenzen) 2:10 PM
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/8/26 at 1:17 pm to Uncle Mike23
I hate this team.
re: You Vets that were stationed in Europe for an extended amount of time I have a question.
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/6/26 at 5:21 pm to theballguy
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We have several bases (very large bases) in Germany. If we shutdown one major base in one city in Germany it would seriously injure its local economy.
It’s a short term impact though.
When USAREUR shutdown in Heidelberg about 20 years ago, it hit the community hard. But one large neighborhood, Patrick Henry Village was converted to Syrian refugee housing. Another, was leveled for condos. Other bases have been repurposed or replaced. Now, Heidelberg is barely recognizable as once the home of US Army Europe.
re: DAT 4/5: Astros (LMJ) @ A’s (Lopez) 3:05 CT
Posted by Floating Change Up on 4/5/26 at 12:45 pm to DalenSA
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RIP Hunter Brown
Just fricking sign Trevor Bauer already.
For fricks sake.
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