
Floating Change Up
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| Registered on: | 12/10/2013 |
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re: tOfficial DAT Offseason Thread
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/7/26 at 2:56 pm to Tiger Ryno
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Highly unlikely he gets to 3,000 now. He will be 39 the final year of his contract. He is 480 hits shy with a likely large portion of 2027 games canceled.
I agree, plus he had at least 100 hits taken away for covid year BS.
He won't make it. But the Astros are a minimum 3 years away from making another WS run (not counting the incoming lock-out year). Might as well give him the same opportunity that Biggio received. Biggio stats in his 36 yr old season are virtually the same as Altuve's 36 yr old season.
I'm just saying that getting rid of Altuve at this point is a net-negative. You'd either be replacing him with someone of equal performance while still paying Altuve, or you will be paying a premium for better performance while still paying for Altuve -- which means you have less money available to add some net-positive players.
Altuve's payroll is on the books, regardless. Pursue the lower hanging fruit.
re: Favorite throwaway Seinfeld lines
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/7/26 at 2:43 pm to S
Ah, the steering wheel fell off. I don’t know where it is.
re: tOfficial DAT Offseason Thread
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/7/26 at 2:08 pm to OWLFAN86
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Tuve needs to be in LF
:lol:
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OWLFAN86
It's too damn early to be drinking the hard stuff.
re: tOfficial DAT Offseason Thread
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/7/26 at 2:05 pm to Tiger Ryno
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But the conundrum remains, a roster with both alvarez and altuve is built in self sabatoge by deaign
Whatever, ryno.
You're up here making arguments to correct a non-Top3 issue with the roster.
Seriously, what to do with Altuve needs to be way down the list of worries.
Bagwell, GM, Manager, Bench Coach, Hitting Coach, Infield Coach, Walker, Outfield, Outfield, Outfield, Pitcher, Pitcher, Pitcher, Pitcher, Pitcher, Relief Pitcher, Relief Pitcher, Relief Pitcher, Relief Pitcher, Imai (notice, I am listing him separate from any type of Pitcher, cuz we all know that MFer don't pitch), Water Boy, Whoever thought it was a good idea to have Geoff Blum throw out the first pitch while facing the White Sox (probably Bagwell), and then, Altuve.
Truly, the only logical solution was to eat shite this season, deal everybody NOT named Altuve at the trade deadline. And regroup for 2028/2029ish.
Let Altuve chase 3,000 unburdened. It worked for Biggio and the payoff was a roster full of guys that won a WS. I'm okay with that tradeoff.
Anything is better than the garbage mediocrity that was on the field the past two season.
re: What unusual car or truck have you seen lately? Vol. 9
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/6/26 at 6:34 pm to weagle1999
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How is it in person? Never seen one.
Surprisingly big.
And sexy.
re: What unusual car or truck have you seen lately? Vol. 9
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/5/26 at 3:45 pm to udtiger
Chiron.
Guy keeps it at a Garage Warehouse just a couple of miles from my house. I see it at least once a week.

Guy keeps it at a Garage Warehouse just a couple of miles from my house. I see it at least once a week.

re: tOfficial DAT Offseason Thread
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/4/26 at 11:23 am to Uncle Mike23
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I thought between Dragon and the olds, there was enough stroke to get this thread stickied.
Chicken is a closet Yankees fan.m
Our offseason threads usually get the anchor.
re: US judge rules law criminalizing noncitizen voting is unconstitutional
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/2/26 at 7:02 pm to IvoryBillMatt
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I can't imagine what his legal reasoning can be.
SlowMoPro will be here shortly to explain it.
re: The irony of this Cornell chick and “Epstein victims”
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/2/26 at 2:07 pm to DeBoar
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One is a recognized hoe on this board, rightfully so, and the others are “victims”, because it’s political.
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DeBoar
Some days, I am truly astounded by how absolutely stupid some people are on this site.
Today is certainly a day.
re: Fast and the Furious TV Show Greenlit
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/2/26 at 7:20 am to PurpleandGold Motown
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There. That's the first season plus badass JDMs.
When do you shoehorn in the Nuclear submarine? :lol:
re: tOfficial DAT Offseason Thread
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/1/26 at 1:56 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
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Are they flying or driving to Galveston?
re: tOfficial DAT Offseason Thread
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/1/26 at 1:01 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
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Pretty much because of the fellow DAT baws who will at least keep me entertained.
re: Good project boat on gov deals
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/1/26 at 12:22 pm to dstone12
Dang. Thanks for that... Florida was a different project I was looking at bidding. Too many tabs open for my simpleton head. :lol:
Good project boat on gov deals
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/1/26 at 12:00 pm
Trying not to get in trouble with pushing traffic to another website. I have no affiliation with the below link, just sharing a link to a decent looking boat for fellow build enthusiasts.
I'm actively looking for project boats to rebuild/refurbish. I came across this boat built by students at Beaufort County Community College in NC. Boat is pretty bare, but 22.5 feet long it has great lines and has coosa and divinylcell innerds.
If you're looking for a good boat to customize, this might be a great start.
Scroll through the photos, yes, it is only 22.5 feet, but things get surprisingly bigger than they first appear.
Gov Deals custom boat build for auction.
I'm actively looking for project boats to rebuild/refurbish. I came across this boat built by students at Beaufort County Community College in NC. Boat is pretty bare, but 22.5 feet long it has great lines and has coosa and divinylcell innerds.
If you're looking for a good boat to customize, this might be a great start.
Scroll through the photos, yes, it is only 22.5 feet, but things get surprisingly bigger than they first appear.
Gov Deals custom boat build for auction.
re: Peak 1970s. I don't know how you can honestly ever top this
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/1/26 at 10:53 am to CAD703X
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SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN
I have slow-mo battled with my friends many times while also making the danaaanaaanaaanaaanaaa sound effects.
re: tOfficial DAT Offseason Thread
Posted by Floating Change Up on 10/1/26 at 10:49 am to Cliff Booth
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we're all just wasting our time.
Are your options truly mutually exclusive though?
I think not.
re: DAT 9/30: CWS (Burke) @ HOU (Ace?) - 4 CT (Peacock/NBCSN)
Posted by Floating Change Up on 9/30/26 at 8:34 pm to wahoocs
Off topic…
I partly blame this series loss on Lady.
She’s been MIA too damn long.
I partly blame this series loss on Lady.
She’s been MIA too damn long.
re: DAT 9/30: CWS (Burke) @ HOU (Ace?) - 4 CT (Peacock/NBCSN)
Posted by Floating Change Up on 9/30/26 at 6:14 pm to DalenSA
Fire everybody.
frick it.
Let’s go Padres.
frick it.
Let’s go Padres.
re: DAT 9/30: CWS (Burke) @ HOU (Ace?) - 4 CT (Peacock/NBCSN)
Posted by Floating Change Up on 9/30/26 at 4:17 pm to High C
Espada’s gut feel to roll with Nick at 3B already paying dividends.
re: DAT 9/30: CWS (Burke) @ HOU (Ace?) - 4 CT (Peacock/NBCSN)
Posted by Floating Change Up on 9/30/26 at 4:01 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
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step for this team's deserved Galveston beach outing. Let's end this.
Brandon Backe has enthusiastically volunteered to be grill master for the team’s beach outing. So long as the team pays him $8 per car for parking in his front yard.
He’s already been supplied a heavy box full of dicks for grilling.
re: The first Neiman Marcus is closing today
Posted by Floating Change Up on 9/30/26 at 10:45 am to TulaneLSU
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Neiman Marcus
Neiman Marcus catalog was the Goat bridge between the Sears catalog and the Victoria Secret catalog.
IYKYK
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