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Floating Change Up

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Yeah, we probably needed another arm at the deadline..


Another arm doesn’t get us passed the first round.
I can’t wait for October rolls around and the Dodgers are on their way for another WS championship.

I am sure all of the discussions by the game commentators will focus on the Dodger’s ownership fraud. We probably will only get 3 or 4 in-depth exposé’s about the 2017 Astros garbage can cheating “and where are they now” discussions.

re: Arthur the King

Posted by Floating Change Up on 8/19/26 at 4:02 am to
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Sad this is the stuff y'all let your kids watch.


A based on true story that highlights redemption, forgiveness, perseverance, love and friendship as priorities over money and fame?

Yes, very sad.
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Well nobody believed the Russians would actually invade Ukraine until they did.


What the frick?

EveryONE that isn't a moron knew that the Russians would invade Ukraine if they kept pushing to be a part of NATO.

Putin said it over and over... stop the NATO talk, or I will take Ukraine.

Pretty simple to follow, actually. :lol:
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Nah just dispels the notion that if they were in the ACC fully or Big 12 the same talking point about having a weak schedule would apply.


If you were a defense attorney and your client was brought up on charges of simple burglary... you just got him convicted or murder. :lol:
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My two year old just played catch


He's probably smarter than Judge, too. :lol:
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later losers,, Biggio is sitting down next to me


Poser.

I was there and saw you take that photo.

You were out of breath from chasing that squirrel that was on the field… back of your coveralls said “Orbit’s Varmint Control”.
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made bomb fires



Bomb fires?

Like, boom?
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What kind of TV ratings are they looking at with a real life Juwannna Man situation?


I would buy season tickets to two or three teams if Michael Jordan suddenly decides his name is Michelle.

A 64 year old Jordan would be more entertaining than the current crap that league puts on the court.
What would have been weird is if he offered anything other than 7 wins max if he was still the coach.
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My guess is he is a beta


I’ll have an organic vodka martini with two heirloom olives. Swizzle stick stirred, not barbarically shaken. The name is Johnathon, Johnathon bermanthal Emerson Bond the fourth. Code name zed zed seven.
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Football can throw an uns in pregame and hoops can give a T….. Baseball can only eject Don’t mouth of problem solved You discus calls w head coach — NOBODY else


Stroke? Or Tigerdroppings Writing 101 taught by Larry Leo?
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If you want to see her toes


Just to be clear -- YOU brought up the subject of toes.

And I for one, thank you for allowing me to acknowledge that it gave me a slight satisfying feeling to see that someone out there has an uglier big toe than me.

Yeah, that lefty looks like it got clipped by a riding lawnmower. :lol:
I’ll be honest.

This late in the season, I’m ok with the big man not sliding on that play. Great deke by 2B. No need to take a chance at messing up an ankle with Yordan knocking on the MVP door.

re: Chinese Wife Robots

Posted by Floating Change Up on 8/4/26 at 10:02 am to
Just imagine trying to explain to your friends how you lost half your shite to a robot in the divorce.
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The pilot and former flight student reported mechanical issues


Shortly upon landing, the former flight student was overheard saying, "frick flying man, I'm going to buy a boat."
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Not destroying the farm is a win


Maybe I'm naive. But is there really a farm to not destroy?
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Going from Larnach and Stowers to Varsho sums up Dana Brown


This. All day, every day.
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but this doesn't move you any closer to competing in the playoffs either


There are zero moves available to the Astros that move a needle.

They simply don’t have anything worth needle moving to give up outside of the 4 guys that are carrying this team.
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We love dealing with teams in the opposite clubhouse on deadline day


Save that airfare, yo.