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What in the name of Eduardo Najera is there to do in the state of Oklahoma?

Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:53 pm
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane
STL
Member since Aug 2022
363 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:53 pm
1) Take the covered wagon to TX? I’m sure they don’t want you there.

2) Take the covered wagon to MO? Please don’t come here.

3) Take the covered wagon to CO? This is a viable option, they’re probably too high to care.

4) Target practice shooting at tumble weeds?

5) Take painting classes that heavily incorporate the color brown?

6). Tell Ranters how awesome your State is because of the Indian casinos?

7). Build more toll roads?

Posted by NoMercy
Member since Feb 2007
4799 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 12:43 am to
Go to an Indian casino
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
2714 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 3:35 am to
You mean besides watching OU whip up on Misery?

Hunting
Fishing
Hiking
Thunder
Okana
Hard Rock
Bricktown
Winstar
Route 66
Talamena Drive
El Reno for Oklahoma onion burger

Have to stay in liberal misery for the gay sex sorry.
This post was edited on 7/17/26 at 3:37 am
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
4025 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 4:35 am to
Kick the living shite out of Missouri in anything?



Catfish Noodling


This post was edited on 7/17/26 at 5:57 am
Posted by ColoradoCock
Member since Apr 2025
413 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 4:43 am to
Buy meth
Posted by State Bird
24 years old
Member since Jun 2026
153 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 4:50 am to
coon hunting

Posted by Old Horn
Texas
Member since Aug 2023
234 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:08 am to
Take the wheels off your home and hope a tornado does not hit while your doing same.
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
3668 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:53 am to
quote:

Take the wheels off your home and hope a tornado does not hit while your doing same.


I'm always amused at Texans throwing trailer and tornado jokes at Oklahoma when Texas has over six times as many trailer houses and twice the number of tornadoes that Oklahoma does.

Texas has more trailers and tornadoes than any other state and it isn't even particularly close.
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
2714 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:33 am to
Not to mention the US boarder now ends at the red river.
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