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What in the name of Eduardo Najera is there to do in the state of Oklahoma?

Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:53 pm
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane
STL
Member since Aug 2022
408 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:53 pm
1) Take the covered wagon to TX? I’m sure they don’t want you there.

2) Take the covered wagon to MO? Please don’t come here.

3) Take the covered wagon to CO? This is a viable option, they’re probably too high to care.

4) Target practice shooting at tumble weeds?

5) Take painting classes that heavily incorporate the color brown?

6). Tell Ranters how awesome your State is because of the Indian casinos?

7). Build more toll roads?

Posted by NoMercy
Member since Feb 2007
4858 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 12:43 am to
Go to an Indian casino
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
2872 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 3:35 am to
You mean besides watching OU whip up on Misery?

Hunting
Fishing
Hiking
Thunder
Okana
Hard Rock
Bricktown
Winstar
Route 66
Talamena Drive
El Reno for Oklahoma onion burger

Have to stay in liberal misery for the gay sex sorry.
This post was edited on 7/17/26 at 3:37 am
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
4766 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 4:35 am to
Kick the living shite out of Missouri in anything?



Catfish Noodling


This post was edited on 7/17/26 at 5:57 am
Posted by ColoradoCock
Member since Apr 2025
475 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 4:43 am to
Buy meth
Posted by State Bird
24 years old
Member since Jun 2026
196 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 4:50 am to
coon hunting

Posted by Old Horn
Texas
Member since Aug 2023
239 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:08 am to
Take the wheels off your home and hope a tornado does not hit while your doing same.
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
3835 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:53 am to
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Take the wheels off your home and hope a tornado does not hit while your doing same.


I'm always amused at Texans throwing trailer and tornado jokes at Oklahoma when Texas has over six times as many trailer houses and twice the number of tornadoes that Oklahoma does.

Texas has more trailers and tornadoes than any other state and it isn't even particularly close.
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
2872 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:33 am to
Not to mention the US boarder now ends at the red river.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
4766 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 8:31 am to
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Texas has more trailers and tornadoes than any other state and it isn't even particularly close.

you try getting building materials out in the middle of Bum frick west Texas, South Texas, hunting lease.
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
3835 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 8:35 am to
quote:

you try getting building materials out in the middle of Bum frick west Texas, South Texas, hunting lease.


I haven't thrown any rocks at Texas for having over half a million trailer houses and twice the number of tornadoes than any other state.

And I am actually willing to admit that per capita... Oklahoma has more trailers than Texas by about 1.5%.


Posted by KingSooner2026
Member since Jun 2026
88 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 8:53 am to
What’s wrong with owning a trailer anyways? Apartments are 10x worse.

Is renting a house better than owning a trailer?

Is California the best state because celebrities own million dollar houses lol
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
3835 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 9:02 am to
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What’s wrong with owning a trailer anyways? Apartments are 10x worse.


One of the ironies here is that Texas ranks tied for fourth in the country in the number of residents who live in apartments (Behind New York, North Dakota and California)...at 14%.

I'm sure that is because that in Texas property taxes are really high... So a lot of people in Texas who might otherwise live in trailers... don't... because they can't afford the property tax for the land they might want to put it on.
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
8282 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 10:22 am to
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Not to mention the US boarder now ends at the red river.


Absolutely bodied. Texicans your response?
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
14364 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 10:32 am to
Go hang out at your lake house every weekend......
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
34286 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 10:43 am to
MidPoo fan tries to knock down Oklahoma and thread ends up OK vs tx.

MidPoo can’t even get the courtesy of a decent argument, thats pretty funny and sad all at once
Posted by ukraine_rebel
North Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
4128 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 11:24 am to
I think you covered everything!
This post was edited on 7/17/26 at 11:24 am
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
4766 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 11:31 am to
Nah, it ain't property taxes. There's just a lot of fricking people here.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35425 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 11:46 am to
Indian Casinos
Methadone Clinics
Bury a body
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35425 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 12:00 pm to
Tornado Density (Per 10K Sq. Miles)
Oklahoma ~9.0 tornadoes
Texas ~5.9 tornadoes

Mobile Homes percent of Total Housing by density
Oklahoma- ~8.5% – 9.6%
Texas- 7.3% – 7.8%

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Texas is nearly four times larger than Oklahoma by land mass and possesses over seven times its total population. Specifically, Texas spans 268,596 square miles compared to Oklahoma's 69,899 square miles.


quote:

Oklahoma City and Tulsa tied as national runners-up for the worst municipal drug problems in the country, largely driven by methamphetamine and related property crimes.
This post was edited on 7/17/26 at 12:01 pm
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