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South Carolina caught some headlines last week when there was a disagreement on the name of their new live rooster mascot. According to David Cloninger of The Post and Courier, they have settled on calling the rooster mascot "The General"...
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Thracken1333 months
how soon till someone bitches about the South having Generals in the Civil War, ,and for
ring it to be changed again?
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Thracken1333 months
forcing dammit
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daydranking33 months
way to jinx it
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sportsaddit6833 months
They wanted Cock Commander, but the Aggies said they have a copyright on that.
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DVinBR33 months
not yard pimp?
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daydranking33 months
wtf why would they put it to a vote if they were just going to pick some dumb name not on the ballot. what a let down. i was hoping for cock commander
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Diseasefreeforall33 months
In 1781 General Thomas Sumter offered one slave to each white citizen who joined as a private soldier for ten months and as many as three grown and one small slave to those who joined as colonels.
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JackieTreehorn33 months
Damn that’s the deal of the century.
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goodgrin33 months
Aggies were hoping for Swole cock.
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TailbackU33 months
Cluck Norris was the only choice
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The Torch33 months
The General - That's what I call my dong.
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DoubleDown33 months
So what do you call your hand?
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CNB33 months
So dumb
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Tigerpawsandroars33 months
They really fumbled here. They could’ve had Cock Commander!
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Fightin Okra33 months
So the PC crowd allowed this?
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62Tigerfan33 months
How about "the big one"?
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EulerRules33 months
They passed on "Head-Ball Coach, Spur-rear"?
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NPComb33 months
Jarret Lee lives on
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DoubleDown33 months
I'm not mad at it.
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jatilen33 months
I'm straight as an arrow but that is one beautiful cock.
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Shamoan33 months
General cock….eh…most girls like specific
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Errerrerrwere33 months
Who cares?
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TheRouxGuru33 months
It will be short lived. I’m afraid the confederates had generals
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Cajun Tide33 months
Just call him General Tso... no one dares go after a China name....
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bruce hog33 months
Or maybe sun tzu
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bruce hog33 months
actually wait no then theyd say thats cultural apropriation
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Leopold33 months
Oh I’m sure we’ve heard the end of this…..
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