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South Carolina caught some headlines last week when there was a disagreement on the name of their new live rooster mascot. According to David Cloninger of The Post and Courier, they have settled on calling the rooster mascot "The General"...
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sportsaddit6846 months
They wanted Cock Commander, but the Aggies said they have a copyright on that.
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goodgrin46 months
Aggies were hoping for Swole cock.
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Tigerpawsandroars46 months
They really fumbled here. They could’ve had Cock Commander!
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TailbackU46 months
Cluck Norris was the only choice
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Thracken1346 months
how soon till someone bitches about the South having Generals in the Civil War, ,and for
ring it to be changed again?
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Thracken1346 months
forcing dammit
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daydranking46 months
way to jinx it
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DVinBR46 months
not yard pimp?
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EulerRules46 months
They passed on "Head-Ball Coach, Spur-rear"?
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CNB46 months
So dumb
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jatilen46 months
I'm straight as an arrow but that is one beautiful cock.
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NPComb46 months
Jarret Lee lives on
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Datbayoubengal46 months
Could have won people over with Cock Commander, but decided to be mid.
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Jacherse46 months
That's an insurance company mascot.
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Leopold46 months
Oh I’m sure we’ve heard the end of this…..
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DoubleDown46 months
I'm not mad at it.
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Diseasefreeforall46 months
In 1781 General Thomas Sumter offered one slave to each white citizen who joined as a private soldier for ten months and as many as three grown and one small slave to those who joined as colonels.
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JackieTreehorn46 months
Damn that’s the deal of the century.
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xGeauxLSUx46 months
Damn I had money on Mr. Penis!
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panzer46 months
Cocky was the obvious choice
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auzach9146 months
That’s the name of their actual mascot.
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Shamoan46 months
General cock….eh…most girls like specific
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62Tigerfan46 months
How about "the big one"?
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daydranking46 months
wtf why would they put it to a vote if they were just going to pick some dumb name not on the ballot. what a let down. i was hoping for cock commander
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