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South Carolina caught some headlines last week when there was a disagreement on the name of their new live rooster mascot. According to David Cloninger of The Post and Courier, they have settled on calling the rooster mascot "The General"...
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real turf fan22 months
Sumter is a nice, short to the point name.

Coq au Vin gives homage to the bird and to the students and alum's post game conditions.
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HonoraryCoonass22 months
Once the SJWs discover General Sumter was a slaveholder, they’ll demand the chicken be renamed “Barack.”
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Dickses22 months
The Diesels...Shane
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BrotherDawg8422 months
In other news, there’s not much news.
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Toroballistic22 months
Should be Colonel, more southern than General
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Datbayoubengal22 months
Could have won people over with Cock Commander, but decided to be mid.
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Jacherse22 months
That's an insurance company mascot.
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weremoose22 months
retarded
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Tripp6722 months
The general and staff members Major woody and Private parts
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xGeauxLSUx22 months
Damn I had money on Mr. Penis!
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panzer22 months
Cocky was the obvious choice
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auzach9122 months
That’s the name of their actual mascot.
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Leopold22 months
Oh I’m sure we’ve heard the end of this…..
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TheRouxGuru22 months
It will be short lived. I’m afraid the confederates had generals
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Cajun Tide22 months
Just call him General Tso... no one dares go after a China name....
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bruce hog22 months
Or maybe sun tzu
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bruce hog22 months
actually wait no then theyd say thats cultural apropriation
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Errerrerrwere22 months
Who cares?
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Shamoan22 months
General cock….eh…most girls like specific
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jatilen22 months
I'm straight as an arrow but that is one beautiful cock.
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DoubleDown22 months
I'm not mad at it.
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NPComb22 months
Jarret Lee lives on
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EulerRules22 months
They passed on "Head-Ball Coach, Spur-rear"?
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62Tigerfan22 months
How about "the big one"?
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