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South Carolina caught some headlines last week when there was a disagreement on the name of their new live rooster mascot. According to David Cloninger of The Post and Courier, they have settled on calling the rooster mascot "The General"...

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Sumter is a nice, short to the point name.

Coq au Vin gives homage to the bird and to the students and alum's post game conditions.
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Once the SJWs discover General Sumter was a slaveholder, they’ll demand the chicken be renamed “Barack.”
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The Diesels...Shane
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In other news, there’s not much news.
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Should be Colonel, more southern than General
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Could have won people over with Cock Commander, but decided to be mid.
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That's an insurance company mascot.
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retarded
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The general and staff members Major woody and Private parts
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Damn I had money on Mr. Penis!
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Cocky was the obvious choice
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That’s the name of their actual mascot.
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Oh I’m sure we’ve heard the end of this…..
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It will be short lived. I’m afraid the confederates had generals
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Just call him General Tso... no one dares go after a China name....
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Or maybe sun tzu
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actually wait no then theyd say thats cultural apropriation
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Who cares?
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General cock….eh…most girls like specific
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I'm straight as an arrow but that is one beautiful cock.
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I'm not mad at it.
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Jarret Lee lives on
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They passed on "Head-Ball Coach, Spur-rear"?
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How about "the big one"?
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