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South Carolina caught some headlines last week when there was a disagreement on the name of their new live rooster mascot. According to David Cloninger of The Post and Courier, they have settled on calling the rooster mascot "The General"...
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real turf fan39 months
Sumter is a nice, short to the point name.

Coq au Vin gives homage to the bird and to the students and alum's post game conditions.
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HonoraryCoonass39 months
Once the SJWs discover General Sumter was a slaveholder, they’ll demand the chicken be renamed “Barack.”
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Dickses39 months
The Diesels...Shane
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BrotherDawg8439 months
In other news, there’s not much news.
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Toroballistic39 months
Should be Colonel, more southern than General
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Datbayoubengal39 months
Could have won people over with Cock Commander, but decided to be mid.
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Jacherse39 months
That's an insurance company mascot.
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weremoose39 months
retarded
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Tripp6739 months
The general and staff members Major woody and Private parts
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xGeauxLSUx39 months
Damn I had money on Mr. Penis!
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panzer39 months
Cocky was the obvious choice
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auzach9139 months
That’s the name of their actual mascot.
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Leopold39 months
Oh I’m sure we’ve heard the end of this…..
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TheRouxGuru39 months
It will be short lived. I’m afraid the confederates had generals
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Cajun Tide39 months
Just call him General Tso... no one dares go after a China name....
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bruce hog39 months
Or maybe sun tzu
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bruce hog39 months
actually wait no then theyd say thats cultural apropriation
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Errerrerrwere39 months
Who cares?
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Shamoan39 months
General cock….eh…most girls like specific
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jatilen39 months
I'm straight as an arrow but that is one beautiful cock.
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DoubleDown39 months
I'm not mad at it.
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NPComb39 months
Jarret Lee lives on
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EulerRules39 months
They passed on "Head-Ball Coach, Spur-rear"?
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62Tigerfan39 months
How about "the big one"?
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