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During a tour of the revamped Kyle Field on Thursday Texas A&M gave the media a sneak peek at their new 4-foot, 12-pound hot dog called the "12-pound Slovacek Aggie Dog"...

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Errerrerrwere
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What's wrong with these people?
Reply•90 months
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Mr. Hangover
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Oh look, it's Chavis' signing bonus
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mark65mc
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Best part about it is that it's double ended.
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Cheese Grits
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Larry, you are lifting my stuff right off the Rant, where is the love man, where is the love?
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3nOut
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#noshamehere.
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monsterballads
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at LSU tailgates you have jambalaya, etoufee, blackened gator, pastalaya, whole hog pulled pork etc...

in aggieland, you have an overcompensating giant weiner.
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HonoraryCoonass
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The jokes write themselves.
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fr33manator
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Aggies are the wurst...
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GeeOH
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They could have paid off the $400k that Chavis owes us, but Nooooooo, the hoemeauxs wanted more wiener to suck on
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GTSwarms
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How many jars can this dog produce?
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Chicken
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WHY???

*** looks up to the heavens with arms raised ***
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Upperdecker
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Damn this was too easy. Now we know why Chavis went to Aggieland. Big wiener in his mouth
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RightHook
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a yell leader's dream
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mkibod1
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This fruit is hanging waaaaay too low. On another note, Slovaceks is the kitties titties.
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Grit-Eating Shin
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How do they decide who gets to cram that up their butt first? Do top donors get priority?
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DByrd2
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Imagine that... Aggy wanting big wieners.
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Hester Carries
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Im lazy and dont feel like fully constructing the joke but:

-Aggies are gay
-Big wieners
-In their mouths
Reply•90 months
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