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re: The “Pearanda rights”

Posted by fr33manator on 5/14/26 at 10:18 am to
They are typically just inspired writing.

Off the cuff, unplanned, spur of the moment, seat of my pants, very minimal edits, usually just for typos.

Usually i'll do a sort of homage using a known cadence, The Raven for these last little snippets, clearly, so people can understand it.

re: The “Pearanda rights”

Posted by fr33manator on 5/14/26 at 10:07 am to
quote:

If you just came up with these off the top of your head

If AI then frick all that.




I'm on the record long before AI was even a thing. All my writing is 100% me. I love a good off the cuff challenge

re: Your Compact SUV Favorites:

Posted by fr33manator on 5/14/26 at 1:01 am to
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Has a great a/c and a decent stereo.


Soooo...an AC that blows out cold air and a radio that makes music come out...


That sounds like the absolute bog standard to me. Not any sort of a selling point.

Even the name. A kicks.

Short for can't wait 'til it kicks rocks. Chevy has gone to doo doo in recent years

re: The “Pearanda rights”

Posted by fr33manator on 5/14/26 at 12:48 am to
I agree, PrePear the cannons,
Primed to blow them all to Mammon,
Haters cursed, soft pink as salmon,
Unprepared for what's in store,
Drunk, have I, into tomorrow,
But, delight, in others sorrow,
As T-Pear, will surely borrow,
With strong offers, damned and more,


Those shameless, villainous offers that the pundits damned him for.

Blameless now forevermore...

re: The “Pearanda rights”

Posted by fr33manator on 5/14/26 at 12:08 am to
once upon a midnight, Peary,
While I posted woke and wary,
Over many a quaint but spurious long dead thread from days of yore,
While I joxied, glumly searchin'
Came upon post of some urchin,
How he'd hurl, to death quite certain,
Himself, to that gory floor,
If he read my verse once more...
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pretty sure you don't want nuclear reactors crashing into each other daily



Just imagine a nuclear reactor in an Altima.

re: The “Pearanda rights”

Posted by fr33manator on 5/13/26 at 11:00 pm to
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Tbf fr33 poems make me want to yeet myself off the capitol building.



re: Your Compact SUV Favorites:

Posted by fr33manator on 5/13/26 at 10:42 pm to

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or Kia bc Kia ugly



This is ugly?




Didn't they poach the BMW designer or something? IMHO they've come the farthest from a decade or so ago. I bought a kia Sofia from a poster here long ago and it was...a car. Nothing right with it or wrong with it.

Fast forward to today and I've had my mind changed. Love the safety features and the use of interior space. I found the Hyundais feel...cramped for lack of a better word.

A lot of other makes felt like that. I found the Kias roomy, I like the tech. It just really blew me away from my prior experiences in them years back.
They've definitely made a change and a marked improvement
quote:

waist money

you see it in strip clubs


Most people keep money in IRAs


Strippers keep money in BRAs
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Knowing they would never use an inflection when pronouncing African American, Asian, Irish, Italian


You clearly don't know me.


And what is an "African American" inflection?

Not many to pronounce Washington, Jackson, Etc.


She'd man-age the house


The milkman
The postman
The delivery man

re: Your Compact SUV Favorites:

Posted by fr33manator on 5/13/26 at 2:50 pm to
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Nissan Kicks.



Ewwww. I sat in one of those once and it was uncomfortable as hell. Cramped and I hated the interior design, but it was probably a late teens model.

Have they made them roomier and better designed? A Sportage vs a Kicks seems like apples to oranges.
I've got a relative and a few friends that drive Sportages. From everything I've heard they get great gas mileage, roomy, safe and excellent tech packages. If I were to get a compact SUV it seems like a great value for what you get.
That would be Polypanus


Real pain in the arse


But let me tell you...Nobody messes with Polyphemus
In that order?

Have you thought about a sportage? I've got several friends and relatives with those and they love them. Great gas mileage, super roomy, comfortable ride. If I didn't need a third row I'd probably have gotten one of those.
What's most important to you? Price? Safety? Comfort? Warranty?


Why else would I have a flap in my boxers?

re: Philomena Cunk talks about God

Posted by fr33manator on 5/12/26 at 10:14 am to
That character is hilarious
Yogendra, you so mean,
Go ask for bobs and vagene,
Curry and, B.O. man,
Go and run another scam.





There. Now it's racist