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re: Raining Ash in St George

Posted by fr33manator on 12/29/25 at 8:11 am to
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Raining Ash in St George



Sounds like a heavy metal song
I don't nap so much as blink for a long time
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I heard chicken right before 800


Yeah that was the first really recognizable noun I heard too

re: Slogan for 2026

Posted by fr33manator on 12/29/25 at 4:37 am to
I'm still alive after 25

Dealin out arse kicks in 26
Oriental pearl is always solid
I watched it with my kids and it was a fun romp. No issues
I don't know if Tommy's Fish House is still in business but, them.

They wanted This big old Esso sign that my dad had. He gave them a price, they didn't want to pay it. Then it disappeared.

Well one day I was driving by and saw a big old Esso sign hanging on their outside wall. One with the exact same rust scars as dad's.

He calls the cops, they said it came from a specific antique store. Well they didn't know we knew the owners of said antique store and they said the sign they bought didn't match the description of the one hanging.

But cops said if we didn't have any proof that it was dad's, nothing they could do.

Then a couple months later, playing around with Google Maps (New at the time) at my grandparents, I decide to look at the old homestead.

Lo and behold, there, in the street view picture, is the sign, with the telltale scar, on our property.

Me and my brother were just gonna go take it back but cooler heads prevailed and eventually dad got his sign back.

But still, frick Tommy's Fish House. Every time I ride past I still scream "Thieves!" Out the window at them

re: Ever pick up a hitchhiker?

Posted by fr33manator on 12/27/25 at 9:03 pm to
I heard a pale driver in an antique Cadillac picked up a hitchhiker thumbin' from Montgomery once
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The sun would be 6 micrometers


So, twice the size of Mingo



They can only count to two
We need some Kwanzaa songs


It's beginning to look a lot like Kwanzaa,
Looting in the stores,
And they'll drip with audacious bling,
As they holler "we wuz kangz"
Awful cred-ick scores

Well some EBT loot,
And a hi-pernt that shoots,
Is the the hope, of Laquarian,

A blown charger block,
And a big ol crack rock,
Pull up fo', da spicy chicken,

Yo mom's a ho, Dad left for milk, and ain't been back again..
He had the choice to imbibe or not, did not seem to be inebriated upon arrival, and you have no indication he was negatively impacted from your seasonal generosity.


You are good
He loves signed stuff.

If you ever have a garage sale, sign every book. He'll go nuts

re: What's your favorite belt?

Posted by fr33manator on 12/26/25 at 10:11 pm to
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I don't even remember if my daddy gave me that one good arse whipping


Kind of hard to through the chair, no?
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TLDR




You're a dumb one, Mr. Ming,
Big words, beyond, your grasp,
Reading skills worse than a retard,
Even picture books a task,
Mr. Ming---o

Even Kige can make it,
Through a couple of paragraphs---!

Here's one for you.


You're a sad one, Mr. Ming,
You're ugly... and you're small,
If you ceased your awful posting,
None would give a shite at all,
Mr. Ming---o,

You're about as welcome,
As a shite covered bathroom stall----


You're a foul one, Mr. Ming,
Unloved, and un-desired,
An OT poll was taken,
What to do if you're on fire,
Mr. Ming---o,

The general consensus,
Throw some gasoline on the pyre!