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re: AggyArk Pre-season housekeeping and reminders

Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
15008 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Preseason workouts.


Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62053 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 3:12 pm to
What’s up dub?
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8946 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 4:17 pm to
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Based on his politics postings, I tend to think he's serious and takes himself very seriously. But who knows? Most of us aren't 100% real on here.

The fact that people like him exist scares the shite out of me.
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8946 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 4:24 pm to

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Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
40497 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 4:45 pm to
scrooster is that guy from the goods movie IRL

"I fought in the big war!"

Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
51791 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 5:36 pm to
Do we have a date? Time?
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 5:45 pm to
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They intentionally spit on the steps as some were seen overtly doing two years ago, they litter, they confront our own fans right on OUR Statehouse steps ... and many of us are not cool with it.


I and SafetySam and Father of SafetySam were there pretty close to the steps in '14, and never saw anything like "spit on the steps". Why would anyone do that? We had a good time there. USC students turned out in much bigger numbers than I'd have expected at midnight, and were as loud as they could be. I was impressed with that. I talked to a bunch of them. #1 question: "Why are you called Aggies?"

It's clear to me that fellow old curmudgeon scrooster was not there and is making shite up. I've no idea why, unless he just really, really hates the idea of opponents gathering at what he considers a shrine.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22829 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 6:13 pm to
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The fact that people like him exist scares the shite out of me.


He just reminds me of every old smalltown bullshitter I've ever known. You can't tell if they genuinely believe what they're saying, or if they're just so looped by the years that they think they're talking to children.

But it's always the same formula:
1. Long-winded story incorporating mundane facts (to establish credibility)
2. Inside scoop from trusted contacts

This formula also applies to Coast to Coast AM callers.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61074 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 7:49 pm to
I like how he tries to make the Civil War about taxes and not slavery even though in South Carolina's declaration for succession they never once mention tariffs and taxes but very prominently bitch and moan about Northern states hostility towards slave states, their refusal to enforce the fugitive slave act, claim the Federal govt has no right to abolish slavery, and that slavery is protected by the Constitution.
This post was edited on 8/10/18 at 7:51 pm
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
62990 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 7:52 pm to
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went down about a decade ago and rode the border of my Uncle's and cousins' ranch ... my Grandfather's original ranch that he bought during The Great Depression. Rode the border on horseback for a month trying to help stop the illegals that were coming across the border and butchering cows and horses as they went .... was actually part of the party that found a Qur'an at one of the campsites. Helped to catch some drug mules ... hell, I'm all about Texas being part of my heritage. I've got a cousin who has made hundreds of millions insuring oil drilling companies ... he's good friends with Tommy Suggs. I hunt down there every December (although I may not go this December, I dunno, I probably will) and hob nob with literally the who's who of old school Texas ranch families, attorneys, oil men


This post was edited on 8/10/18 at 7:53 pm
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22829 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 8:16 pm to
Here's my favorite Scrooster classic.

quote:

So at my age and stage and given my profession most of my life I am fairly connected in all the right circles. Military, the University, state government and even certain places around D.C. Now, I've got a friend who is not only very connected in D.C., but so is his wife. I usually keep my mouth shut about what I hear coming out of up there ... he's a libtard. No, actually, he's a fricktard when it comes to politics but he's one of what we used to be called "The Fab Five." There are five of us, best friend's for over forty years, Godparents to each other's children, all of us very successful. We call one another "The Peezos" a play on Piasani from our years in Italy.


It goes on and on from there. He had inside info that the real powers in D.C. were about to have Trump impeached or something. I bumped the thread after the date he said we would all see, but of course he never replied.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149394 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 8:21 pm to
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22829 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 8:41 pm to
Found footage of Scrooster hobnobbing with the super secret DC power elites:

Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24080 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 9:10 pm to
I’m ready for a comeback to the rant. I’ve been rejoicing in enough winning, I’m ready to brace for disappointment from Jimbo.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34904 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 9:28 pm to
Things are going south. It’s like Auburn fans, you can’t trust them.
This post was edited on 8/11/18 at 9:28 am
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
51791 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 9:41 pm to

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Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62053 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 10:23 pm to
Carolina girl launched a preemptive strike
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34904 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 7:26 am to

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Posted by Texas Gentleman
Texas
Member since Sep 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 7:28 am to
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He just reminds me of every old smalltown bullshitter I've ever known. You can't tell if they genuinely believe what they're saying, or if they're just so looped by the years that they think they're talking to children.


This 100%. And no doubt he believes himself on what he’s saying (or typing in this case).
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60664 posts
Posted on 8/11/18 at 8:49 am to
I find it amusing you used Hootenanny

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