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EastTXHorn
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Houston
Member since Jan 2019
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You are all corny as hell.
Football is Football. We’re going to get in this bitch and let our dicks hang. Everybody knows Bama plays good ball & LSU grows Dlineman on trees, but the rest of y’all are just riding the hype. I don’t see a gauntlet in the west. I see two obstacles LSU & OU. If we can win those games more times than not, we’re going to be just fine. Our top 10 roster isn’t going to start running 4.2’s and hopping 40+ inch verticals because we have an SEC patch on our chest. Texas has the resources to thrive in this environment. Everybody knows we been playing like deep fried pussies for 9 years, but I think we got a solid mix of elite coaching and great players. You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.


Wolfhound45
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JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
Alabama Fan
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
7846 posts

re: You are all corny as hell.
We'll there you have it sports fans.


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Porker Face
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Member since Feb 2012
12639 posts
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re: You are all corny as hell.
You will flop bigger than the longhorn network


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Member since Nov 2007
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re: You are all corny as hell.
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Let our dicks hang


fricking aggie alter


3down10
Alabama Fan
Member since Sep 2014
13851 posts

re: You are all corny as hell.
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Football is Football. We’re going to get in this bitch and let our dicks hang. Everybody knows Bama plays good ball & LSU grows Dlineman on trees, but the rest of y’all are just riding the hype. I don’t see a gauntlet in the west. I see two obstacles LSU & OU. If we can win those games more times than not, we’re going to be just fine. Our top 10 roster isn’t going to start running 4.2’s and hopping 40+ inch verticals because we have an SEC patch on our chest. Texas has the resources to thrive in this environment. Everybody knows we been playing like deep fried pussies for 9 years, but I think we got a solid mix of elite coaching and great players. You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.




I mean some of these teams aren't Maryland or anything, but they are better than you think.



12elmWoodTexas
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Saskwatch
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dicks hang


Is all Texas really this homo?

Texas football is a far cry from what it once was. Ask North Texas.
This post was edited on 7/24 at 1:15 pm


BROpaneTANK
LSU Fan
Mandeville
Member since Apr 2010
2162 posts

re: You are all corny as hell.
You’re going to have to let in more than 2,000 visiting fans. Sure you can handle that?


MrAUTigers
Auburn Fan
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
24560 posts

re: You are all corny as hell.
Everybody has a plan until they get hit in the mouth.


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re: You are all corny as hell.
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You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.


You misspelled "beat."


Emmanuel Goldstein
Missouri Fan
Member since Jul 2021
138 posts

re: You are all corny as hell.
Texas had the resources to thrive in the Big 12... so WTF happened?


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Lsupimp
LSU Fan
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Member since Nov 2003
70334 posts

re: You are all corny as hell.
I enjoyed it. Upvote. Your tailgating experience and in-stadium experience just improved exponentially and best of all no more Lubbock, Manhattan and Lawrence. But we will beat your arse so just know that.


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All Gas No Brakes
Texas Fan
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172 posts

re: You are all corny as hell.
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This is your university SIP!

And this is yours
LINK


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4Ghost
US Marine Corps Fan
Member since Sep 2016
7503 posts

re: You are all corny as hell.
Go sit in the corner and speak when spoken too.


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BullDozerDawg
Tampa
Member since Nov 2018
166 posts

re: You are all corny as hell.
All that money and yall still fricking suck.

And that washed up alcoholic, Steve Sarkasian, whose never finished better than 9-3 as a HC is supposed to turn it around? Lol.

Enjoy being middle of the pack at best for a long, long time.


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CauleyHog
US Army Fan
Apopka, Fl
Member since Nov 2012
3183 posts

re: You are all corny as hell.
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You’re insane if you think we’re going to beat Arkansas or South Carolina.


Fixed it for you


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Old Sarge
Texas A&M Fan
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Member since Jan 2012
49238 posts

re: You are all corny as hell.
You are ranked 6th out of the 10 teams in your conference over the last 12 years




BhamTigah
LSU Fan
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
10465 posts

re: You are all corny as hell.
LSU will gladly hand you back the title of "big brother" to Aggy.

Besides, everyone knows a better title for LSU is "Daddy" to the whole state of Texas.


Triple Option
Member since Jun 2018
34 posts

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You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.


Vandy, not Arkansas


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