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You are all corny as hell.

Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:11 pm
Posted by EastTXHorn
Houston
Member since Jan 2019
791 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:11 pm
Football is Football. We’re going to get in this bitch and let our dicks hang. Everybody knows Bama plays good ball & LSU grows Dlineman on trees, but the rest of y’all are just riding the hype. I don’t see a gauntlet in the west. I see two obstacles LSU & OU. If we can win those games more times than not, we’re going to be just fine. Our top 10 roster isn’t going to start running 4.2’s and hopping 40+ inch verticals because we have an SEC patch on our chest. Texas has the resources to thrive in this environment. Everybody knows we been playing like deep fried pussies for 9 years, but I think we got a solid mix of elite coaching and great players. You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:13 pm to
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EastTXHorn
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
11655 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:13 pm to
We'll there you have it sports fans.
Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15311 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:13 pm to
You will flop bigger than the longhorn network
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33141 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:14 pm to
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Let our dicks hang


fricking aggie alter
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22431 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Football is Football. We’re going to get in this bitch and let our dicks hang. Everybody knows Bama plays good ball & LSU grows Dlineman on trees, but the rest of y’all are just riding the hype. I don’t see a gauntlet in the west. I see two obstacles LSU & OU. If we can win those games more times than not, we’re going to be just fine. Our top 10 roster isn’t going to start running 4.2’s and hopping 40+ inch verticals because we have an SEC patch on our chest. Texas has the resources to thrive in this environment. Everybody knows we been playing like deep fried pussies for 9 years, but I think we got a solid mix of elite coaching and great players. You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.




I mean some of these teams aren't Maryland or anything, but they are better than you think.

Posted by 12elmWoodTexas
Member since Jun 2020
91 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:14 pm to


This is your university SIP!
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16533 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:15 pm to
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dicks hang


Is all Texas really this homo?

Texas football is a far cry from what it once was. Ask North Texas.
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 1:15 pm
Posted by BROpaneTANK
Mandeville
Member since Apr 2010
2847 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:15 pm to
You’re going to have to let in more than 2,000 visiting fans. Sure you can handle that?
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28280 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:15 pm to
Everybody has a plan until they get hit in the mouth.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33141 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.


You misspelled "beat."
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
1302 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:16 pm to
Texas had the resources to thrive in the Big 12... so WTF happened?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78299 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:16 pm to
I enjoyed it. Upvote. Your tailgating experience and in-stadium experience just improved exponentially and best of all no more Lubbock, Manhattan and Lawrence. But we will beat your arse so just know that.
Posted by All Gas No Brakes
Member since Jul 2021
443 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

This is your university SIP!

And this is yours
LINK
Posted by 4Ghost
Member since Sep 2016
8518 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:16 pm to
Go sit in the corner and speak when spoken too.
Posted by BullDozerDawg
Tampa
Member since Nov 2018
296 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:17 pm to
All that money and yall still fricking suck.

And that washed up alcoholic, Steve Sarkasian, whose never finished better than 9-3 as a HC is supposed to turn it around? Lol.

Enjoy being middle of the pack at best for a long, long time.
Posted by CauleyHog
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Nov 2012
4618 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:17 pm to
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You’re insane if you think we’re going to beat Arkansas or South Carolina.


Fixed it for you
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55206 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:17 pm to
You are ranked 6th out of the 10 teams in your conference over the last 12 years


Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
14094 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:18 pm to
LSU will gladly hand you back the title of "big brother" to Aggy.

Besides, everyone knows a better title for LSU is "Daddy" to the whole state of Texas.
Posted by Triple Option
Member since Jun 2018
34 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:19 pm to
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You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.


Vandy, not Arkansas
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