Lsupimp
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake |
| Biography: | Forward Bitches ! Celebrating 50 years of Ole Miss futility. |
| Interests: | |
| Occupation: | Pimp, Mack Daddy, Agent,Promoter,Caddy-driver |
| Number of Posts: | 78206 |
| Registered on: | 11/11/2003 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: Who would win a fight with yourself?
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 5:09 pm
the 17-year-old version was a fit and football-ready me. The 45-year-old me had a lifetime of pent-up fury at 17-year-old punks and old man strength. I'm going with the savage I became....
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re: Arkansas Supreme Court says new DNA testing can be sought in 'West Memphis 3' case
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 5:05 pm
[quote]People who believe this all believe DNA is “the devil’s science.”[/quote]
You totally made that up. :lol:...
re: Seat is down on a public bathroom toilet
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 4:59 pm
Always A. A no brainer. That’s why we are bipeds...
re: Arkansas Supreme Court says new DNA testing can be sought in 'West Memphis 3' case
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 4:56 pm
Is your belief in their guilt based on facts and your intuition about the case or more on how insufferably annoying they and their high profile supporters were? I mean it was hard to like ANYBODY associated with this case. What a freak show. ...
re: When you have valiantly fought the urge to vomit and finally give in…
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 4:49 pm
A little haiku:
I stuck a finger
Down my throat like stormy D
Fluid out not in
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re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 4:43 pm
The Avalanche are so good at home. Unfortunately for them, .Winnipeg has home ice. Winnipeg was 4-0 against the Avs and out scored them 17-4 including 7-0 last week. On the season, The Avs have been far better scoring and on special teams.The goalie disparity is laughable in the Jets favor. But it f...
re: Arkansas Supreme Court says new DNA testing can be sought in 'West Memphis 3' case
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 4:30 pm
[quote]The additional testing was sought by Damien Echols, one of the three men convicted in the slayings[/quote]
I didn’t know that. I would love it if they came back with a match with some totally off the radar serial killer. ...
re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 4:28 pm
[quote]I've never pulled for the Avs a day in my life.[/quote]
You shut your whore mouth !
[quote]That changes. frick Winnipeg.[/quote]
Nevermind. ...
re: If Trump is convicted, do you change your perception of him?
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 4:23 pm
[quote]I know a good amount don’t care what he does as he can do no wrong. But for the level headed Trump supporters, what if your candidate is a criminal? Do you view him favorably still[/quote]
So disingenuous, lol. You have to work at a media outlet. ...
re: Gender patients begged to 'have body parts put back on'
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 4:19 pm
When they took my third nipple back in 2020 , I also protested loudly. ...
re: Dairy Queen Raises Ice Cream Prices 50%
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 4:14 pm
It’s almost like all the inflation deniers don’t realize that it’s not just [i]their [/i] discretionary spending power that is being obliterated, but also the customers who will no longer have the money to purchase their employers goods and services. Hence layoffs. ...
re: Should We Stop Keeping Pets? The ethics of pet keeping
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 4:10 pm
Come for my yorkie and you will exit in a body bag. ...
re: When you have valiantly fought the urge to vomit and finally give in…
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 4:02 pm
I have a heriditary esophageal issue. Had to spend time in the emergency room a few months ago. I have know for years it was coming but yikes it still sucks This is round two.
But enough about me….how is your ED going , Walt ?...
When you have valiantly fought the urge to vomit and finally give in…
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 3:57 pm
By sticking a finger down your throat, it is the right decision 97% of the time. Go ahead and get it over with. But when you do it and 6 hours later you are still vomiting, well then you have my day today.
Your Humble Pimpness thanks you in advance for your many upvotes and sincere well wishes a...
re: Men of the OT, when’s the last time you weeped
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 3:45 pm
The last time I wept uncontrollably was December 2022. It was c catharsis or a healing. I did it in front of 4 people. My man card was unjustly suspended for two weeks but I DNGAF. I have since returned to abnormally high levels of male assholery. ...
re: NPR editor resigns and roasts NPR for its biased presentations
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 2:53 pm
[quote] Uri Berliner[/quote]
Germans.
Also, Ich bin ein Uri Berliner. ...
re: Male juror dismissed, previously charged with destroying conservative political signs.
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 2:28 pm
The political Show Trial needs to be showy. State media will use this to gaslight Americans with the idea that this proves the trial is uniquely fair and legitimate....
re: How many of your coworkers are WOKE?
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 1:40 pm
I think I would excel at being a Woke troll. That could be fun- basically a license to use your comedy acting skills, be completely insufferable, and get rewarded for it. I’d wear a soy milk camelback and demand to be called Penelope but pronounced Penny lope because I identify as an inner city blac...
re: Thousands Of Popular Food Snacks Face Bans
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 1:35 pm
Drinking pedialyte now. Will is updated, life insurance in force....
re: What's the yearly maintenance on a houseboat
Posted by Lsupimp on 4/18/24 at 12:43 pm
If you bring it near the PropStop you have to factor in the annual $2500 bleaching fee. ...
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