Lsupimp
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake |
| Biography: | Forward Bitches! Celebrating 60+ years of Ole Miss futility. |
| Interests: | Chicks. Man. |
| Occupation: | Pimp, Mack Daddy, Agent, Promoter, Caddy-driver, Hype Man, Scalawag, Poet, Reformed Roué. |
| Number of Posts: | 85072 |
| Registered on: | 11/11/2003 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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Ouch. Lol, well Marge , that’s a zinger that’s gonna linger. 10-0 baby. Enjoy.
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re: My CFB sports betting is the worst in human history.
Posted by Lsupimp on 11/15/25 at 3:22 pm to ReauxlTide222
lol. All my bets are done except for one minuscule low probability parlay and I’m up solidly no matter what happens on the last one on the basis of a parlay of LSU moneyline and Arkansas +4.5. If Harlem Berry doesn’t slide at the end to avoid the touchdown I lose on the day. That was a 6 to one heavy bet and saved my arse. Thanks Harlem- 2 years in and still on House money thanks to some good fortune in last years NHL playoffs.
Gonna stick to hockey. And if the house money runs out it’s back to gardening.
Gonna stick to hockey. And if the house money runs out it’s back to gardening.
re: "Babes from days gone by (NSFW)" thread as per request by Kafka..
Posted by Lsupimp on 11/15/25 at 2:20 pm to Hangover Haven
Someone had to explain to me what a “ deadcrush” was. This thread proves they are possible.
re: Who the heck is “Bubba?”
Posted by Lsupimp on 11/15/25 at 2:13 pm to Raging Tiger
The Left are such homophobes.
It’s truly hard to watch.
re: Video shows how your typical LEO interaction goes
Posted by Lsupimp on 11/15/25 at 1:59 pm to SlowFlowPro
Hey man, can’t link it but there is a RIDICULOUS cop going viral at the Aggie USC game . Try X.
Edit- already on OT.
Edit- already on OT.
re: Arkansas 22 @ LSU 23 Final - SECN
Posted by Lsupimp on 11/15/25 at 1:57 pm to Criticalmass
lol. Petrino is such a doucher.
That’s a bit too personal my friend. I’m sure you know thatbif a man in his 50s with a business and kids in college and a lifetime of experience and hard work says his personal threshold has been surpassed, he probably know what he’s talking about. Again though- happy for your prosperity.
Agreed. We men always enjoy when you bake them and bring them to us while we discuss man things.
re: How much do you pay for a haircut?
Posted by Lsupimp on 11/15/25 at 1:05 pm to boogiewoogie1978
I haven’t had a haircut in 6 months. I look like homeless Patrick Dempsey. The beard is well groomed though.
Don’t worry Marge, you’ve already won your Super Bowl. And you make a damn good sugar cookie.
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This is immediately disqualifying for a leader
I think you’ve got him this time!
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a step forward
FORWARD,bitches!
Our fans almost universally hate us. We hate ourselves.
Posted by Lsupimp on 11/15/25 at 12:18 pm
Who among us does not hate us? And what are you smoking? We are inherently unlikeable. Which is quite a feat with all the mojo the LSU brand had just a short time ago. I will remember nothing about this season other than Brian Kelly walking the plank.
I congratulate you on your prosperity. America however, is far too expensive for me. My standard of living is declining as my mandatory bills and taxes increase I’m glad year to year is steady but it’s already surpassed my personal threshold.
re: Tony dorsett sounds rough
Posted by Lsupimp on 11/15/25 at 12:10 pm to FlappingPierre
The OG long strider. What a legend.
re: South Carolina 30 @ Texas A&M 31 Final - ESPN
Posted by Lsupimp on 11/15/25 at 11:52 am to Marktastic86
I accept your verdict. Downvoting myself.
What the actual frick? I hate Aggie and this is bumming me out. I want them to have something. The futility can’t last forever.
You don’t want to know. My bets should never be spoken aloud.
wtf Aggie! wtf Pitt!
wtf Aggie! wtf Pitt!
My CFB sports betting is the worst in human history.
Posted by Lsupimp on 11/15/25 at 11:35 am
Nothing but consistent bad beats. It’s uncanny.maybe even statistically impossible.
Thank you NHL for keeping me in the black. I’m making money on NHL moneylines parlays and player props. But FML with anything to do with CFB. Not sure how you ol boys do it.
Thank you NHL for keeping me in the black. I’m making money on NHL moneylines parlays and player props. But FML with anything to do with CFB. Not sure how you ol boys do it.
Will never understand you radical anti-feetists.
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