
Lsupimp
| Favorite team: | LSU |
| Location: | Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake |
| Biography: | Forward Bitches! Celebrating 60+ years of Ole Miss futility. |
| Interests: | Chicks. Man. |
| Occupation: | Pimp, Mack Daddy, Agent, Promoter, Caddy-driver, Hype Man, Scalawag, Poet, Reformed Roué. |
| Number of Posts: | 85928 |
| Registered on: | 11/11/2003 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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41 year old “ queer” “ atheist” chick named Robin seeking a man on HINGE right now in New Orleans has her pic praying inside a pentagram.
The prompt is “ I go crazy for” and she answered SATAN.
Another prompt says “ Never have I ever” and she answered : had sex with a conservative.
Super edgy.
The prompt is “ I go crazy for” and she answered SATAN.
Another prompt says “ Never have I ever” and she answered : had sex with a conservative.
Super edgy.
re: What do you think the unhappiest age is?
Posted by Lsupimp on 3/13/26 at 8:04 am to Will Cover
I’m very happy for you, Will. Tough sledding there for a while.
re: What do you think the unhappiest age is?
Posted by Lsupimp on 3/13/26 at 6:22 am to dyslexiateechur
The unhappiest age is the one you spent with the chick with the personality disorder where you woke up every day hearing 17 new things you did to victimize her annd she texts you bullet pointed grievance lists.Every day was its own entire season. A single Sunday morning could last 6 months. Your drivers license says you are a certain age but your soul says you’re a Civil War veteran. Your central nervous system says you are 137 years old no matter how old you are. A conversation over dinner might feel like an episode of Game of Thrones. Your life insurance company calls and says they are waiving the suicide clause and recommends suicide. NASA classifies her bedroom as a weather disturbance. You go in young and come out eligible for both social security and combat pay. A tax audit is more relaxing.
Whatever age that is, is the worst. The best years are spent with the best people. The worst with the ones who make you responsible for managing their emotional and mental health.
Whatever age that is, is the worst. The best years are spent with the best people. The worst with the ones who make you responsible for managing their emotional and mental health.
He drive over racism erry day, yall.
That’s awesome. I like that she said unalive- it’s poetic.
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That crew of Fuentesian idiots is trying to turn the PB into stormfront. Admins need to do something about it.
It’s quite the thing to see it happen. And that it happened from The Right astounds me.
This board just gets more ridiculous from one day to the next. I can’t even keep up with the lunacy.
re: ”we don’t hate Jews, we hate Israel” yet shooting up a synagogue?
Posted by Lsupimp on 3/12/26 at 10:24 pm to Tammany Tom
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Israel is NOT a US Ally. You’re not an Ally when you control our country from Hollywood, to Washington, to Wall Street.
I wonder if anyone can figure out why this is an actual antisemitic statement? Of course not . You Joob haters ain’t particularly noted for your brilliance- more just the hysterical nature of your hatred.
So weird to see Americans saying FU to our current ally that we are currently fighting a war with. During the actual war it would seem like any patriotic American who wants a positive outcome for AMERICA would say “ go Israel” until which point we are not standing shoulder to shoulder with them, conducting a war in conjunction with them, sharing intelligence and putting our lives in each other’s hands.
But hey- who am I to argue with the sickness that is this ancient hatred, one that has some sketchy Americans pulling against the successful prosecution of a war that Americans are fighting in, it’s like hoping the English failed in WW2 because you are an Irish American. It’s single digit IQ stuff. But hey, you do you.
But hey- who am I to argue with the sickness that is this ancient hatred, one that has some sketchy Americans pulling against the successful prosecution of a war that Americans are fighting in, it’s like hoping the English failed in WW2 because you are an Irish American. It’s single digit IQ stuff. But hey, you do you.
re: An active shooter has been reported at Temple Israel Jewish synagogue in West Bloomfield
Posted by Lsupimp on 3/12/26 at 4:30 pm to boxcarbarney
Candace Owens and 20% of PT in 3…2…1…to explain how Israel planned this.
Armed bad guy dies armed and badly.
News at eleven....
News at eleven....
shite, they’ve got him this time!
re: Seattle’s retarded communist mayor will ban supermarkets from closing and leaving.
Posted by Lsupimp on 3/12/26 at 8:35 am to bhtigerfan
lol. Look at the utter unseriousness that Leftist white women have led this country to. Just lolol. A government that believes it has the right to compel private investment. Maybe they show up at the door and demand I invest in a car dealer for the hood or a Pilates studio for the good Leftist lesbians of Queen Ann or Magnolia?
They are toddlers.
They are toddlers.
re: U.S. drops 30,000 lb MOP ordinance on QOM- Iran’s clerical capital
Posted by Lsupimp on 3/11/26 at 5:03 pm to Covingtontiger77
Prayers to all the board Hamas bros. First the innocent men and women of Hamas and the exploding pagers, then the innocent Venezuelan fishermen, and now these poor austere clergymen.
re: What was your first real job in high school? Like where you had to clock in, etc.
Posted by Lsupimp on 3/11/26 at 4:54 pm to LSUguy2023
I was a crew driver for a towing company (towboats/tugboats). I would take the company credit card, go to Albertsons, buy a ton of groceries, go to the office and pick up a crew and drive from Baton Rouge to Baytown, Texas, I'd drop the crew off, unload the groceries on the boat, turn around and drive back to Baton Rouge. 3 days a week/ about 45 hour a week as I recall.
re: Shots fired at US Consulate in Toronto
Posted by Lsupimp on 3/10/26 at 12:01 pm to EastWestConnection
No we will not give you the hockey gold medals back. Practice harder, Canucks.
re: Piers Morgan Destroys Ben Shapiro
Posted by Lsupimp on 3/9/26 at 10:29 pm to OMLandshark
I like listening to Piers, Ben and Jerry Springer ( RIP).
Does that make me a bad person?
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Does that make me a bad person?
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
re: Is Carville wearing skinny jeans now?
Posted by Lsupimp on 3/9/26 at 2:27 pm to Night Vision
A fetishization of The Other is the hallmark characteristic of the Western Leftist.
re: Levin drops absolute truth bomb on X ahead GOP summit
Posted by Lsupimp on 3/9/26 at 2:11 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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Levin
Peak bat signal to all Hamas Bros.
Don't taze me bros.
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1/3 of American citizens
The 1/3rd that used to appear on your Saturday morning Arrest threads?
re: New Contract for Ed Ingram
Posted by Lsupimp on 3/9/26 at 12:17 pm to tigerfan0082
three-year, $37.5 million deal
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