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re: You are all corny as hell.

Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:50 pm to
Normally I don’t mind talking about dicks hanging but this is pathetic.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

I forgot y’all were in the conference to be honest.


And you're on the outside looking in
Posted by EastTXHorn
Houston
Member since Jan 2019
791 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:52 pm to
Based on what whore? Not according to the blue chip ratio. Our roster would rank #5 in the SEC behind Bama, Georgia, LSU, and OU. QB play will ultimately separate those teams.
Posted by bisonduck
Oregon City, OR
Member since Apr 2011
12977 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:53 pm to
You're on a run of bad coaching and mediocrity in the Big 12. Nice.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57682 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:53 pm to
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but the rest of y’all are just riding the hype. I don’t see a gauntlet in the west.




You got stomped out by fricking Bert.
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 3:07 pm
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
5871 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:54 pm to
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Football is Football. We’re going to get in this bitch and let our dicks hang. Everybody knows Bama plays good ball & LSU grows Dlineman on trees, but the rest of y’all are just riding the hype. I don’t see a gauntlet in the west. I see two obstacles LSU & OU. If we can win those games more times than not, we’re going to be just fine. Our top 10 roster isn’t going to start running 4.2’s and hopping 40+ inch verticals because we have an SEC patch on our chest. Texas has the resources to thrive in this environment. Everybody knows we been playing like deep fried pussies for 9 years, but I think we got a solid mix of elite coaching and great players. You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.



LMFAO. Y’all about to get humbled if that’s something a Texan is capable of understanding (I have my doubts).
Posted by bisonduck
Oregon City, OR
Member since Apr 2011
12977 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:55 pm to
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LMFAO. Y’all about to get humbled if that’s something a Texan is capable of understanding (I have my doubts).


The Chael Sonnen of the SEC West.
Posted by EastTXHorn
Houston
Member since Jan 2019
791 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:56 pm to
By who? The Mississippi schools? fricking Jimbo? Coach Os snapping turtle looking arse? OU will still be the toughest game on our schedule most years I suspect.
Posted by BrocraticMethod
a dumpster
Member since Sep 2011
2326 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:57 pm to
“Sip” is such a weird, lame insult. I’d gladly trade Texas for you frickin weirdos.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:57 pm to
And Aggy is genius or something?
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
5871 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:58 pm to
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By who? The Mississippi schools? fricking Jimbo? Coach Os snapping turtle looking arse? OU will still be the toughest game on our schedule most years I suspect.



Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana State. Y’all planning on just lining up tomato cans on the schedule or trying to compete for conference titles?
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
9163 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:59 pm to
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I don’t see a gauntlet in the west.

You’re 73-53 the last 10 years including 3-7 versus TCU. Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23882 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:00 pm to
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We have a coaching staff that I believe would be top 5 in the SEC



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and we have a roster that would also be top 5 in the SEC.

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55213 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:01 pm to
You cannot beat Baylor or TCU on a regular basis


quote:

The Mississippi schools? fricking Jimbo? Coach Os snapping turtle looking arse?

Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
13312 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:02 pm to
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Not according to the blue chip ratio. Our roster would rank #5 in the SEC behind Bama, Georgia, LSU, and OU.


What does your blue chip ratio say about Texass vs. Iowa State, TCU, and Maryland?
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15163 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:04 pm to
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Put your freshman quarterback against an SEC defense and we will see who is corny!
We got y'all week 2 on The Hill.

tFlagship saileth
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
21773 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:04 pm to
You need to not suck first before talking shite. There are a lot of teams in this conference that would straight up wreck the sips
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57682 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:05 pm to
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What does your blue chip ratio say about Texass vs. Iowa State, TCU, and Maryland?
Aren't they a season removed from losing to Kansas?
Posted by MIZZOU_JP
Member since Apr 2015
1813 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:06 pm to
Bookmarked so I can revisit this when Texas is 6-6 in 2023
Posted by Judah Mann
Houston Area
Member since Aug 2016
2033 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:11 pm to
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Get ready for your annual trips to Asstin, TX. Keep that place weird. Trying too hard to be CommieFornia.


12elmWoodTexas speaks the truth. Austin is an odorous shite stain on the state of Texas.
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