All Gas No Brakes

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I think he is still bitter about that arse whooping Florida got by Texas. Ewers was injured and still had a field day.

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I don’t even think the guy is really a Florida fan
I’ve seen him suck enough Aggy cock on here to deduce he’s likely an A&M fan

Yeah I don’t want to see A&M again unless it’s in Omaha
Let someone else have fun with drawing the Aggies

Now I’m sure the committee will find a way to match their regionals

Poooooorr aggy

2 very good teams

I think LSU and A&M are the 2 best teams we have played

Ehh it came down to the Ohio state game
They were the most complete team in CFB. Quinn actually played pretty decent in that game. Not sure arch would have done much better if at all

Just to be clear when we talk about Ewers’ NIL (and this is true for Arch as well) little to none of that comes from Texas or its boosters

Being QB at Texas opens you up to national nil opportunities (e.g uber, vuori)

Good game! Very clean game other than 1 wtf missed popup for each team

It’s awesome how seamlessly Texas and OU fit in with the SEC’s already established excellence across many sports

Cheers :cheers:

“UBS is reportedly gearing up to bankroll the most outrageous NIL facility ever conceived for LSU, with funding rumored to range from a casual $500 million to a completely unhinged $1.2 billion. This isn’t just some booster fund or glorified endorsement piggy bank—this is a full-blown, non-recourse, sovereign-backed financial behemoth designed to turn LSU athletes into branded micro-empires. Word is, the money will be deployed through a Cayman-based NIL megastructure that uses synthetic securitization, future-forward arbitrage swaps, and at least three acronyms nobody actually understands. Non-recourse means the athletes and LSU could blow it all on gold-plated G-Wagons and Wagyu vending machines, and UBS wouldn’t legally be allowed to care.

Insiders claim that this whole scheme is backed by a shadowy cabal of global finance titans. BlackRock allegedly blessed the model during a midnight Zoom summit, SoftBank chimed in from a yacht, and the Abu Dhabi Investment Authority sent a courier hawk with a thumbs-up scroll. Multiple unnamed Scandinavian pension funds are said to be involved, mostly because they’re bored and this “felt spicy.” Even the Vatican’s private endowment allegedly asked for an Excel model. This isn’t just a financial product—it’s an international movement wrapped in Gucci, fueled by crypto, and run by former Goldman interns with burner phones.

The facility will reportedly allow LSU athletes to license their NIL rights using multi-jurisdictional royalty trusts, with optional upside via metaverse tie-ins and quantum-computed image rights. One early proposal includes turning players into NFT-backed IP clusters, then fractionalizing their celebration dances into derivatives. Some LSU boosters are already referring to this as “The NIL Vatican,” while others prefer “The House That Gave Joe Burrow a Yacht.” Either way, it’s set to completely vaporize the current college athletics economy and rebuild it in the image of a hedge fund with a TikTok account.”