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re: Will Wade haiku thread

Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:53 pm to
Well damn!
That’s pretty damn good bud.

Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
9259 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:55 pm to
Texag 7 cries
BowlJackson tries to mimic
Obsession is real
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
36996 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:56 pm to
Let me give this a shot...

I smell bad bad bad
I am mad max max max max
Bad bad bad I smell
Posted by jvargas
Member since Feb 2019
998 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:00 pm to
"Haiku" is a traditional form of Japanese poetry. Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme.

For all you low lifes trying to count your syllables while typing...you're welcome.
Posted by Cajunese
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
7130 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:04 pm to
N.I.T. Karma
Cajun fans sit back and laugh
(Timeout) “Enjoy this!”
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 6:29 pm
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:05 pm to
Will Wade is a joke
But his mama is a freak
Therefore I don't care
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
33065 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:06 pm to
William Wade retard
Proven cheat; shaped like a pear
Rotten rotten cheat
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
36996 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

shaped like a pear
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:14 pm to
Not a haiku, but a limerick

There once was a coach name Wade
Who was just like the Marquis deSade
He would steal from the blind
And flay all man-kind
To field a team that played
Posted by EXPLAYER
Member since Jul 2017
10790 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:15 pm to
I truly find it odd that fans from other schools are melting a Lot more then LSU fans.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:17 pm to
Cheating piece of shite
Hope he gets dysentery
frick him and frick you
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6707 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

Cajun fans


Now that's funny
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
22966 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:18 pm to
You can always tell
on this board who came here from
Billy Liucci's taint.
Posted by EXPLAYER
Member since Jul 2017
10790 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:19 pm to
Wow all our favorite melters here. Cajunbama, Daniel, Jackson and Mr. Vol. Greatest thread of all times. Should be called the melting pot!
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
36996 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

I truly find it odd that fans from other schools are melting a Lot more then LSU fans.


I broke it down earlier

quote:

This board is in a unique state of melt.

The LSU basketball team won the SEC, so this place is LIVID. (Especially the Kentucky/UT/Auburn fans, teams who were supposed to win the SEC.)

Add in Alabama and A&M fans who are PISSED that LSU rubbed in 44-16 so bad (lmaooo), plus the normal little bros (Arky/State/OM/UF) and you have a rare combination of jealousy and animosity.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

There once was a coach name Wade
Who was just like the Marquis deSade


So much ignorance. Marquis de Sade (pronounced Sahd) was basically the first pornographer, even drawing on the prison walls using his own shite when his pen and paper were confiscated.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20922 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:16 am to
Who is so butthurt
William Taylor 21
Protest on the quad
Posted by bigbopper
Houston
Member since Jul 2015
1190 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:36 am to
I prefer limericks...

There once was a sad aggy fan
Who went by Daniel but also Dan
Known for tweeting at teens
Racist, angry, and mean
texag7 should join the klan
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
19056 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:08 am to
Scarf so money
Child bearing Hips so wide
Tonight we ride
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35001 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:12 am to
Incisors, molars
Canines as sharp as thumbtacks
Daniel, gay racist.
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