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Will Wade haiku thread
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:14 pm
As spring nears the swamp
Our lady of the lake sings
Probation corndogs
Our lady of the lake sings
Probation corndogs
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:16 pm to texag7
Will Wade is so fricked
LSU fans are fricked too
Let's all laugh at them
LSU fans are fricked too
Let's all laugh at them
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:18 pm to texag7
I like men
I am racist
I am Daniel
I am racist
I am Daniel
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:19 pm to texag7
A strong arse offer
Stealing money from sick kids
Do better LSU
Stealing money from sick kids
Do better LSU
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:28 pm to texag7
But muh Alleva
Young Baw Wes stages protest
Strong arse offer, skkkrrrrrtt.
Young Baw Wes stages protest
Strong arse offer, skkkrrrrrtt.
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:28 pm to WilliamTaylor21
quote:
I like men
I am racist
I am Daniel
I can't count to five
I cannot count to seven
I'm William Taylor
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:29 pm to texag7
Accusations, frick
Does Alleva have our back?
Duke Lacrosse says no
Does Alleva have our back?
Duke Lacrosse says no
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:31 pm to texag7
Will Wade must be freed
Don't vacate all of our wins
He din du nuffin
Don't vacate all of our wins
He din du nuffin
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:32 pm to madmaxvol
quote:
I can't count to five
I cannot count to seven
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:32 pm to hubertcumberdale
Bama thought they were an elite team
Gump fans piled in to Levi’s to see
44-16
Gump fans piled in to Levi’s to see
44-16
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:34 pm to texag7
I like to milk Bevo
I am the pleaser of big al
Fear me, I am Daniel
I am the pleaser of big al
Fear me, I am Daniel
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:35 pm to WilliamTaylor21
quote:
I can't count to five
I cannot count to seven
Do you think I'm scared
Why would I be scared of you
Sonic knuckle check
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:37 pm to BarnHater
quote:
Will Wade haiku thread by BarnHaterBama thought they were an elite team Gump fans piled in to Levi’s to see 44-16
You failed both reading comprehension and haiku grammatical structure.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:37 pm to WilliamTaylor21
quote:
I like men I am racist I am Daniel
Drop mic
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:39 pm to jnethe1
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I like men I am racist I am Daniel
quote:
Drop mic
Then promptly pick mic back up and hand it to someone who knows what a Haiku is.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:41 pm to madmaxvol
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someone who knows what a Haiku is.
See line #1
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:44 pm to WilliamTaylor21
Face so punchable
Just extremely punchable
Punchable indeed
Just extremely punchable
Punchable indeed
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:45 pm to madmaxvol
Well I know it’s not a damn haiku.
But it is funny as hell.
But it is funny as hell.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:50 pm to jnethe1
quote:
Well I know it’s not a damn haiku.
But it is funny as hell.
quote:
I like men
I am racist
I am Daniel
But it could have easily been put into Haiku format...
I have sex with men
I don't like other races
My name is Daniel
See...by applying what you learn in 9th grade English...it can be both funny and follow the Haiku format.
Or in this case...it could be
I have sex with men
I have dreams about Will Wade
My name is William
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:52 pm to texag7
Melt melt melt melt melt
Melt melt melt melt melt melt melt
More dumbass corndogs
Melt melt melt melt melt melt melt
More dumbass corndogs
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