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re: Why do Jimbo's khakis always fit so poorly?

Posted on 7/17/23 at 4:28 pm to
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35257 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 4:28 pm to
Especially with a fupa
Posted by mpwilging
Punta Gorda Isles, Florida
Member since Jan 2011
8757 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 6:13 pm to
If you can't fill up your pants, well, we know what that means. Maybe why the ex-wife was shagging players at FSU. Who knew??
Posted by Freon
Sah Kurlahna
Member since Dec 2018
760 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 7:15 pm to
I’m fat as all hell, I may have a net worth with a comma in it, I spent all my injury settlement money on Gibson guitars instead of my trailer payment, and my ‘81 blazer barely runs. Am I doing this right?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96597 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 7:29 pm to
Because his ex wife took his balls away
Posted by BurntOrangeMan
Dallas TX
Member since May 2021
5628 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

Why do Jimbo's khakis always fit so poorly?


The real question is why does his wife keep mixing the other guys' laundry in with his?
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
14570 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 9:26 pm to
12"?? Sheeeit...I have that...

...when I fold it in half.
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2693 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

by European Man Satchel


Did not read/voted down.
Posted by CrimsonFever
Gump Hard or Go Home
Member since Jul 2012
18049 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 9:43 pm to
To hide the fact that he wears adult diapers.
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
14491 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 9:53 pm to
He took them from Brian Kelly when he took his dignity. And his soul last November.
Posted by Captain Insano
Idk
Member since Jun 2012
1216 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

He took them from Brian Kelly when he took his dignity. And his soul last November.

To be fair, he did beat tPants off of Brian Kelly.
Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
5515 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

I’m fat as all hell, I may have a net worth with a comma in it, I spent all my injury settlement money on Gibson guitars instead of my trailer payment, and my ‘81 blazer barely runs. Am I doing this right?


Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
5515 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

he did beat tPants off of Brian Kelly.


Posted by Dear Diary
USA
Member since Jul 2023
1110 posts
Posted on 7/17/23 at 10:34 pm to
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You’re right.
Jimbo has made Arkansas his bitch.


Did the vs record give it away??
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
15117 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 8:40 am to
He should do like Harbaugh and buy them at Wal-mart.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
4629 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 8:43 am to
You are really worried about how a man's pants fit him? Where you checking out his "package"?

Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
3431 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:26 am to
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He’s a troll. A racist one at that. Don’t need him. Go look at his post history.


Are you referring to NFLSU/Stephen?
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
7641 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:33 am to
God I love the Rant. Threads like this are hilarious.
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