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re: Which SEC girls have the best/worst southern accent?

Posted on 6/29/22 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
11449 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 10:00 pm to
All white Tuscaloosa girls sound like Ruth from Ozark
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 10:05 pm to
Mississippi Delta Girls
Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
5207 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 10:07 pm to
Georgia girls have the best accents.


And to be clear, when I say accents I mean tits.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14104 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 10:41 pm to
Northwestern Georgia/southern Appalachia- It ain't ryte or good nyte

Northeastern Mississippi and northwestern Alabama- Case•er•dil•la or tor-til•la

Mississippi delta- Shu•gur dadda or my dadi sezz

Pinebelt Mississippi- Gimme that deck or got church in the mor•nin

Mississippi coast- i•scene da en•emay or you don kno what's good
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5619 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 11:27 pm to
The word is "phone"

Birmingham area stretches to an almost 2-syllable drawl, with a little "ooh" sound in there, if you think Forrest Gump or Dabo. "I'm awwn the phooooane."

Folks from the sticks say that particular word quicker, there's a "aw" sound. It might rhyme with dawn, but then all the pop is on the first sound, I'm not sure the n needs to even be pronounced. "I'm awn da FAW"

Mobile is the most distinct, it doesn't even seem southern. There's like a little French 'ieu' in there. I don't know what it rhymes with or how to describe it. If you have a southern accent just say phone in a faggy french way and that's how they say it. "I'm on the pheune."
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 6/30/22 at 12:10 am to
Best, gotta go with Mississippi or Louisiana. Different breed of damsels around here. Like taming a lion but God are they good to look at and talk to.
Worst, hmm. I'd say Missouri. My ex's family was from Missouri and it was so strange hearing them talk. Extremely good hearted, well mannered, perfect family type of people though. I felt like a wolf in a house full of golden retrievers. her accent wasn't bad, just too northern for my 24 years (at the time) of dating Louisiana girls. Hearing them properly annunciate New Orleeeans and Louisiana always made me laugh. Close runner up is Arkansas. Woof. Met quite a few rough sounding decent looking girls in Arkansas.
Posted by AUreo
Member since Jul 2021
2048 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 4:25 am to
Auburn - no southern accent. They all talk like southern california valley girls these days.
This post was edited on 6/30/22 at 4:28 am
Posted by armtackledawg
Member since Aug 2017
11933 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 5:27 am to
You are right. Girls don't have Southern accents anymore for the most part.
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
5901 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 7:22 am to
South Carolina and Georgia win this easily. I've been to a lot of SEC games and the girls at these two schools stand out.
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 6/30/22 at 7:36 am to
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Worst thread: this one.

But fortunately you took time out of your busy day to respond.
Dont talk shite or I'll cut off the free internet in your local walmart and we will never hear from you again.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 7:38 am to
quote:

teenage boys with an oversized jaw


Almost two pages and nobody has made the obligatory "Texas A&M has entered the chat" joke?

This place is slipping..
Posted by Big Bang Rookie
Louisiana
Member since May 2017
769 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 8:03 am to
UGA was the best I’ve heard. South Carolina is a close second!
Posted by charminultra
Member since Jan 2020
2528 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 9:01 am to
idk who has the best, but Moo State cowgirls have the worst one by far.

doesnt help much that they're all ugly too
Posted by vholley50
Midland City,Al
Member since Nov 2013
263 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 9:11 am to
Says the guy from Arkansas, ha!
Posted by bunkerhill
Georgia
Member since Oct 2017
1370 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 9:12 am to
Southern accents are a thing of the past in more urban areas. TV, MTV and Hollywood have done them in. In rural areas of the South you can hear them but not as pronounced as say a generation ago. We are more homogenized than ever before, yet we as a country are more divided than ever in modern times.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66490 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 9:16 am to
Girls at Alabama have a New Jersey accent
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23922 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 9:17 am to
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
9213 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 9:31 am to
quote:

Girls at Alabama have a New Jersey accent

And they can't make a left turn
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8287 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 9:36 am to
I like all southern accents, but if I had to choose, my favorite would be from the ladies from around Jackson, Brandon, and Madison. It’s borderline seductive.

Least favorite is a toss up between Arkansas and east Tennessee.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
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Posted on 6/30/22 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Auburn - no southern accent. They all talk like southern california valley girls these days.
You misspelled Atlanta metro area.
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