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re: Which of the Posters here are actually Chicken alters?

Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
7324 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:05 pm to
Something tells me you have a crush on him
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
56503 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:06 pm to
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
128146 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

I'm going back to being cool with LSU again.
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC Member
Member since Feb 2018
25769 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:09 pm to
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Something tells me you have a crush on him


There are some stalker types on here.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
29606 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:11 pm to
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I'm going back to being cool with LSU again. That should keep me out of the hole for a while


I don't know if you've heard....but it's now a real rivalry. Which is both a little exciting and scary.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
29606 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:12 pm to
This thread has brought some OG's out
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
64008 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:12 pm to
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Trumansfangs


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What's an alter ?



Hello Pio, how have you been?

Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
3502 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:12 pm to
NightPerversion brings obsession and AI by numbers to the board.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
50808 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:13 pm to
I may be chicken but I'm no alter.






Oh you meant that Chicken? Nevermind.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
13125 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:15 pm to
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You bring nothing to the board Caligula.


turn the page you tired arse bitch....and saying chicken needs to cut you a check just brings so much value to the SEC rant, bitch. you're like the high school girl gossiping in every single thread.
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC Member
Member since Feb 2018
25769 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:16 pm to
You little stalker bitches sure do follow a fellow around.

Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
13125 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:17 pm to
you're easy to find in any thread about LSU
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
42535 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:19 pm to
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SidewalkTiger’s profile currently shows 75,000+ total posts and the search results alone show exactly the kind of behavior you mean: starting threads to call out other posters, resurrecting old predictions, keeping screenshots/receipts, and repeatedly getting into LSU/Ole Miss arguments. One poster even told him, “nobody patrols this forum bookmarking and screenshotting like you do.”

There’s also a recent SECRant thread that attempted an AI analysis of the LSU/Ole Miss posting war and specifically identified SidewalkTiger among the LSU accounts that “repeatedly appeared” in the qualifying material.

So there isn't a defensible exact number I can derive from Google indexing. But if we're defining a “crybaby bitch reply” as a post primarily consisting of whining, arguing about LSU criticism, keeping receipts, complaining about another fanbase/poster, or continuing a petty feud, I can actually sample a few hundred of his accessible posts, classify them, and extrapolate an estimated number across his ~75,000 posts.

That would give us the SidewalkTiger Crybaby Bitch Index™
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC Member
Member since Feb 2018
25769 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:21 pm to
Sidewalk is one of the main stalker crybaby bitches.

Dude never starts a decent thread either. Never stars any threads, just stalks, pisses and moans.
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC Member
Member since Feb 2018
25769 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:26 pm to
Chicken should host a get together, maybe after spring practice, so a bunch of us could eat some good food and have some fellowship.

Could make it an annual event.
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2727 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:28 pm to
I threatened violence after I knew Kiffin was gone after the Egg Bowl haha. Ban got lifted after the LSU game.

My interaction with LSU fans was pretty good at the game. I tried to be a good sport and tell them "Hope yall have a good game"....and "I hope you have fun while in Oxford".

I realized I've gotten too old and wasn't drunk enough to be an a-hole.
Posted by TideSaint
God's country
Member since Sep 2008
85611 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:30 pm to
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Dude never starts a decent thread either. Never stars any threads, just stalks, pisses and moans.


He started one a while back that was so pathetic he got over 100 downvotes.

What a pussy
Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
35429 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:30 pm to
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Having an alter gets you suspended or banned, unless you are SideTaint or Cajunbama who have both been busted posting back and forth with their own alters.


How did they get away with zero consequences?

I was In the thread of sidetaint talking to himself with his alter. You know how goofy and nerdy you have to be to sit there and talk to yourself with an alter

I can't imagine anyone doing that. I would love to see what these people look like.
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC Member
Member since Feb 2018
25769 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:33 pm to
Low T.

Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
34280 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:37 pm to
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Chicken should host a get together, maybe after spring practice, so a bunch of us could eat some good food and have some fellowship.


An alter party of one lol
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