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re: What shape is Will Wade?
Posted on 1/18/20 at 9:31 pm to CapstoneGrad06
Posted on 1/18/20 at 9:31 pm to CapstoneGrad06
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I’m a civil engineer.
Doesn't surprise me....you seem like the quitter type.
This post was edited on 1/18/20 at 9:34 pm
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Posted on 1/18/20 at 9:34 pm to CapstoneGrad06
He's a little shorter than me, but I also have the narrow shoulders and big spare tire, so I think I have an idea.
You start as a skinny kid that played skinny sports in HS. Soccer, baseball, golf, track, those types.
Then you stop playing sports, but keep eating like you are. Doesn't take for a while cause you're still young the and metabolism is strong.
Then you start drinking. A lot. That's the birth of the tire. By the time you realize it, you're too set in your ways to do anything about it.
At one point, you look up, realize you haven't done more than speedwalk a few miles a day the last 10 years, pound immeasurable amounts of booze and pussy, and you're one of the best, I mean literally one of the best at your profession, and you decide to just soldier on until the next new year's resolution ad infinitum until you stop crushing it.
That's how I think you get that body.
You start as a skinny kid that played skinny sports in HS. Soccer, baseball, golf, track, those types.
Then you stop playing sports, but keep eating like you are. Doesn't take for a while cause you're still young the and metabolism is strong.
Then you start drinking. A lot. That's the birth of the tire. By the time you realize it, you're too set in your ways to do anything about it.
At one point, you look up, realize you haven't done more than speedwalk a few miles a day the last 10 years, pound immeasurable amounts of booze and pussy, and you're one of the best, I mean literally one of the best at your profession, and you decide to just soldier on until the next new year's resolution ad infinitum until you stop crushing it.
That's how I think you get that body.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:12 pm to CapstoneGrad06
W
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:21 pm to tigerbait2010
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He’s our pear damnit
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:22 pm to CapstoneGrad06
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Is it called pear?
Alligator Pear
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:25 pm to CapstoneGrad06
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What diet leads to this?
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Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:38 pm to cajunbama
Wanna know the weirdest part of all of this? This dude has run at least 1 mile every morning since 2015.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:39 pm to Dallasgrowl
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Doesn't surprise me....you seem like the quitter type
Our PE exam is easier.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:40 pm to GRTiger
Honest assessment there. 
My booze gonna catch me soon I’d imagine. 37 and still skinny. But I drink like a fish.
My booze gonna catch me soon I’d imagine. 37 and still skinny. But I drink like a fish.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:47 pm to CapstoneGrad06
Probably gonna catch you, brother. And then you can transition into acceptance like the those of us in our forties that are just content in life.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:50 pm to CollegeFBRules
Exhibit A: Lane Kiffin
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:51 pm to CapstoneGrad06
The term is skinny fat. When you see it on a guy who is super active like Will Wade you can just bet it’s hereditary.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:59 pm to CapstoneGrad06
He got them child bearing hips.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:59 pm to CapstoneGrad06
Thats my tag lol.
Pear Shaped Bitch.
Pear Shaped Bitch.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 11:02 pm to This Little Piggy
Probably not a bad exhibit to present to the court.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 11:03 pm to CapstoneGrad06
He runs a couple of miles every day. His Louisiana diet is killing him
Posted on 1/18/20 at 11:04 pm to Gulf Coast Tiger
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His Louisiana diet is killing him
Worth it IMHO
Posted on 1/18/20 at 11:08 pm to CapstoneGrad06
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No doubt the man knows how to win.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 11:13 pm to GRTiger
quote:dammit, this where I'm headed too, besides the whole college basketball coaching thing
He's a little shorter than me, but I also have the narrow shoulders and big spare tire, so I think I have an idea.
You start as a skinny kid that played skinny sports in HS. Soccer, baseball, golf, track, those types.
Then you stop playing sports, but keep eating like you are. Doesn't take for a while cause you're still young the and metabolism is strong.
Then you start drinking. A lot. That's the birth of the tire. By the time you realize it, you're too set in your ways to do anything about it.
At one point, you look up, realize you haven't done more than speedwalk a few miles a day the last 10 years, pound immeasurable amounts of booze and pussy, and you're one of the best, I mean literally one of the best at your profession, and you decide to just soldier on until the next new year's resolution ad infinitum until you stop crushing it.
That's how I think you get that body.
This post was edited on 1/18/20 at 11:14 pm
Posted on 1/18/20 at 11:13 pm to CapstoneGrad06
Dont be talking about my little gumdrop like that. I'll frick you up.
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