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re: What happens in Arkansas if they only win 4/5 games?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:55 pm to lsufball19
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:55 pm to lsufball19
there won't be any groceries within a 100 mile radius of Berts house
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 6:02 pm to GDawg1
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Bert will gain 10 pounds for every loss and lose 10 pounds for every win, so if Arky only wins 4-5 games then Bert will have gained about 30 pounds at the end of the season from the start of the season.
In the end, this math problem and the Arkansas Razorback's season will end up resulting in Bert getting even fatter.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 6:05 pm to lsufball19
They had 2 wins against vastly overrated foes last year and all the dumfricks went batshite crazy. 3 if you count Texas.
Seems so easy to see in hindsight. Bert had the horses in Wisconsin to pull it off against inferior B1G competition. Poor fatass has no chance in the SEC.
Seems so easy to see in hindsight. Bert had the horses in Wisconsin to pull it off against inferior B1G competition. Poor fatass has no chance in the SEC.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 6:06 pm to JesusQuintana
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What happens in Arkansas if they only win 4/5 games? by JesusQuintana
According to ESPN they will be Top 10 team rank next season , for reference see this season
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 9/15/15 at 6:11 pm to JesusQuintana
I'd say we would lobby to trade places with Mizzou,east for west,so we can win a division title after losing to a lesser team,remember Indiana?
Then walk around thinking we're somebody we're not because a division is given to us twice.Oh wait,we've won three division titles while the west was down,or Bama was on probation so we've already walked in those shoes.
So we'll just keep supporting our program til the west sucks again and we can win another division and be like Mizzou......woohoo!
Then walk around thinking we're somebody we're not because a division is given to us twice.Oh wait,we've won three division titles while the west was down,or Bama was on probation so we've already walked in those shoes.
So we'll just keep supporting our program til the west sucks again and we can win another division and be like Mizzou......woohoo!
Posted on 9/15/15 at 6:20 pm to JesusQuintana
Simple.
Jack Crowe - Arkansas Head Coach (The worst coach in the history of the program)
1990 - 3-8
1991 - 6-6 win over #25 Texas and close lose to #21 Ole Miss
1992 - 0-1 (was immediately fired after losing to the Citadel in the worst loss in Arkansas history)
Bret Bielema
2013 - 3-9
2014 - 7-6 win over Texas, LSU and Ole Miss
2015 - 1-1
Do you see what is happening? He will either recover like Pinkel and win games or he will be the second worst coach in Arkansas history. If the later happens, and our AD has him locked into a $15MM buyout, a state of 3 million people will run our coach and AD back to yankee land.
It's sports, you're gambling, let's see what happens..
Jack Crowe - Arkansas Head Coach (The worst coach in the history of the program)
1990 - 3-8
1991 - 6-6 win over #25 Texas and close lose to #21 Ole Miss
1992 - 0-1 (was immediately fired after losing to the Citadel in the worst loss in Arkansas history)
Bret Bielema
2013 - 3-9
2014 - 7-6 win over Texas, LSU and Ole Miss
2015 - 1-1
Do you see what is happening? He will either recover like Pinkel and win games or he will be the second worst coach in Arkansas history. If the later happens, and our AD has him locked into a $15MM buyout, a state of 3 million people will run our coach and AD back to yankee land.
It's sports, you're gambling, let's see what happens..
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 9/15/15 at 6:53 pm to SunHog
How does the buyout work? I've read 15M if he's fired before 2018, but does it decrease by year or is it 15M no matter when?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:00 pm to JesusQuintana
I think one lousy game is being magnified and used as a barometer of the health of the program way too early. Can we talk about this after the next few games?
Until Toledo, there has been nothing to suggest the program is in dire straits. I refuse to let one game convince me of such.
Until Toledo, there has been nothing to suggest the program is in dire straits. I refuse to let one game convince me of such.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:01 pm to JesusQuintana
A little wishful thinking,eh...haha
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:02 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
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I think one lousy game is being magnified and used as a barometer of the health of the program way too early.
Do you even, rant, sis?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:03 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Do you even, rant, sis?
2006 join date...does that answer your question?
I'm still going to respond when I feel like it.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:08 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
I had never noticed your join date until now. Holy Toledo
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:10 pm to 50CalMG
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Arky is fine. They had one inexplicably bad game. I predict they are going to play tough for the rest of the season.
2 SEC games in 2 years and a loss to Toledo. That is not "fine"
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:10 pm to JesusQuintana
Not a question of if but when
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:11 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Holy Toledo
Well just frick you, man
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:12 pm to JesusQuintana
I thought he was pretty much guaranteed not to even be evaluated until his 4th year the shitshow was so bad.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:16 pm to logjamming
This from a Tennessee fan....oh brother
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:18 pm to Clark14
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his from a Tennessee fan....oh brother
For Christ's sake, HE'S NOT A GODDAMN TENNESSEE FAN.
He's just an a-hole.
ETA: btw, even "Tennessee fans" can talk shite about Arkansas.
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:20 pm to Vols&Shaft83
This is the correct answer.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:20 pm to logjamming
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2 SEC games in 2 years and a loss to Toledo. That is not "fine"
^^How to tell if a fan has only seen his shite program play on saturday and never watched another team.
I must have missed all those trophies UT was winning in that time.
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