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What happens in Arkansas if they only win 4/5 games?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:58 pm
It seems that Bert was granted the ultimate pass in his first two years. Loss after loss was explained away by "rebuilding" and "shifting culture". Hell, getting a pass may be vastly underselling the dynamic between Bert and Hog fans as his total lack of success somehow generated a huge amount of bravado across the fan base. I'm not sure if this affliction is specific to Hog fans or if it was a product of the dumbfrick media hyping them for literally no reason, but it's an odd dynamic to be sure.
The real question now becomes if no improvement this season, or even regression, occurs what do you do with the 800lb gorilla in Fayetteville? Will Bert be granted the same type of carte blanche he has been afforded up until now, or will the only thing #uncommon about Arky's program continue to be the lack of wins?
The real question now becomes if no improvement this season, or even regression, occurs what do you do with the 800lb gorilla in Fayetteville? Will Bert be granted the same type of carte blanche he has been afforded up until now, or will the only thing #uncommon about Arky's program continue to be the lack of wins?
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:59 pm to JesusQuintana
hey zeus- look around, it's already been asked.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:59 pm to JesusQuintana
The 800Lb gorilla with the Goldigger wife has a $15 million buyout, Arky frickkkkkked.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:01 pm to JesusQuintana
I'm assuming they disband the state.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:07 pm to JesusQuintana
Bert will gain 10 pounds for every loss and lose 10 pounds for every win, so if Arky only wins 4-5 games then Bert will have gained about 30 pounds at the end of the season from the start of the season.
In the end, this math problem and the Arkansas Razorback's season will end up resulting in Bert getting even fatter.
In the end, this math problem and the Arkansas Razorback's season will end up resulting in Bert getting even fatter.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:09 pm to JesusQuintana
They're still late on the trailer rent? 
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:11 pm to GDawg1
ok I will play along....
I think 6 wins he gets a pass.. 7 or more is expected from the fan base. 5 wins or less and I think he will be held accountable for it. Not saying he gets fired but that the seat starts to get hot.
I think 6 wins he gets a pass.. 7 or more is expected from the fan base. 5 wins or less and I think he will be held accountable for it. Not saying he gets fired but that the seat starts to get hot.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:11 pm to piggilicious
How was it answered?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:12 pm to JesusQuintana
Hire Toledo's coach?
Just kidding, they will probably be booted back to the Big 12.
Just kidding, they will probably be booted back to the Big 12.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:15 pm to Mrs. Amaro
They celebrate.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:15 pm to JesusQuintana
Go find the thread
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:17 pm to JesusQuintana
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What happens in Arkansas if they only win 4/5 games?
Would that not still be an improvement?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:20 pm to justausedcarguy
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Would that not still be an improvement?
How to spot the bandwagon Bama/college football fan.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:20 pm to JesusQuintana
Arky is fine. They had one inexplicably bad game. I predict they are going to play tough for the rest of the season.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:21 pm to JesusQuintana
Nothing. Isn't that a normal season?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:28 pm to JesusQuintana
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What happens in Arkansas if they only win 4/5 games?
There'll be 7/8 more sissy fights on the golf course.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:31 pm to TheCheshireHog
Hey, Im on your side. ShitForBrains.. 
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:49 pm to JesusQuintana
We all
The way they played against Toledo , 5 wins would be a turn around.
The way they played against Toledo , 5 wins would be a turn around.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:51 pm to JesusQuintana
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What happens in Arkansas if they only win 4/5 games
they won't go to a bowl game
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The real question now becomes if no improvement this season, or even regression, occurs what do you do with the 800lb gorilla in Fayetteville?
they don't pay his enormous buyout and he coaches arkansas next season
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:53 pm to 50CalMG
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Arky is fine. They had one inexplicably bad game. I predict they are going to play tough for the rest of the season.
that could also happen. people forget the michigan team that lost to app state ended up winning 9 games and beating Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow in a NYD bowl game
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