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Waking up to news that Florida may become the dog that returns to its vomit

Posted on 9/17/24 at 8:00 am
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles/USC Trojans fan/alum
Member since Oct 2020
8863 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 8:00 am
Read where Florida may consider asking Urban Meyer to come back????

Meyer was UF's coach from 2005-2010....in those few years, he had over 30 players be arrested for various crimes, including many felonies. He says he left UF due to some health issues (all those felonies would make me sick, too). When he got to Ohio State, more players there got into serious trouble.

USC steered clear of him and for good reason. Florida may want him back?

The Gators are going to have to change their mascot name to the Desperadoes 'cuz they're seriously desperate.

Urban Meyer being mentioned as possibility of returning to Florida
This post was edited on 9/17/24 at 2:20 pm
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
12736 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 8:01 am to
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
20893 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 8:05 am to
quote:

30 players be arrested for various crimes



….
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32119 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 8:06 am to
I was so hoping this was going to be about Muschamp...

Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
6319 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 8:06 am to
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the dog that returns to its vomit
That would be Georgia going back to Kroger Field.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
16850 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 8:07 am to
Reading it where? Twitter? Some message board?
Posted by Chad4Bama
Member since Sep 2020
8440 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 8:09 am to
Time to run it back with the Zooker.
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
14766 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 8:14 am to
cool link, would click again
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48244 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 8:18 am to
That's a pretty standard morning for a mutt.

1. Wake up
2. Scavenge the internet for Florida news
3. Post Florida news on tRant
4. Take a piss

First things first, right?
This post was edited on 9/17/24 at 8:19 am
Posted by AulderMagee
Dallas
Member since Mar 2024
3087 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 8:51 am to
"Something's wrong with you, man"

It's the monkeypox. He lives in West Hollywood, and runs a booming gloryhole business.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 8:52 am to
They might as well call Jimbo.
Posted by UFMatt
Proud again to be an American
Member since Oct 2010
12782 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 9:07 am to
Typical mutt fan, your team is great, may win 10 games this year and make the playoffs and you are worrying about the next coach of the Gators. Boo! the big bad Gators are coming for you.

All the trees in north Florida lean to the north for a reason.
Posted by Tiger2tiga
Member since Sep 2023
1151 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 9:21 am to
Coaches are paid to coach and win games not to baby sit. So if regular students go to jail and get in trouble, the administrators should be held accountable?
Posted by UFMatt
Proud again to be an American
Member since Oct 2010
12782 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 9:25 am to
quote:

Coaches are paid to coach and win games not to baby sit.


Correct, BTW, I have heard thru the grapevine that a team from a state just north of Florida is having their own issues with players and the law.

Glass houses / pot and kettle.
Posted by Knowshon5Dolla
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2021
1859 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 10:24 am to
quote:

All the trees in north Florida lean to the north for a reason.


Thank you for avoiding the tired joke about the St. Johns River.
Posted by TheWhiteRider
Member since Sep 2024
10 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 10:33 am to
quote:

USC steered clear of him and for good reason. Florida may want him back?


USC steer cleared bc they’ve had arguably more academic and institutional scandals than any other major program in the country.

Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3384 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 10:37 am to
You seem scared.
Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7588 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 10:40 am to
Is this idea in celebration of the new Aaron Hernandez dramatization?
Posted by UFMatt
Proud again to be an American
Member since Oct 2010
12782 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Thank you for avoiding the tired joke about the St. Johns River


Both are still true.
Posted by Knowshon5Dolla
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2021
1859 posts
Posted on 9/17/24 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Both are still true.


I just hate worn out old jokes that are no longer funny, so I appreciate that you added a twist. It's also true that Florida fans wear "jorts," but that's tired as well. The new joke is your coach.
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