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re: Top 10 douches players / coaches in modern SEC history (Sorry, no tu or OK posts. Yet)

Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:51 am to
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:51 am to
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Petrino / Calipari
Cheating dago sleeze balls. But not douchebags.
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Will Wade
Cheating sleeze ball, but still likeable somehow. Not a douchebag.

Johnathan Crompton got under my nerves. He's probably a giant douche. And yes, I am still mad he torched UGA in 2009.
Posted by V Bainbridge
Member since Jul 2020
7883 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:53 am to
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Petrino?

Petrino falls more under the piece of shite category. Houston Nutt might make the list.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
40194 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:54 am to
Two pages deep and no mention of Greg McElroy?

Posted by sugatowng
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Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:55 am to
Nutt
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
69041 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:56 am to
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Two pages deep and no mention of Greg McElroy?

TheFourHorsemen hasn’t logged in yet today
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:57 am to
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Nutt

What? He's hilarious, but not a douche IMO.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8455 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:00 am to
Bo Nix has to be pretty high of current players. I don't hate him but I remember seeing him on the sidelines in 2019, and I could tell that most of his teammates didn't even like him.

Felipe Franks probably deserves a mention from his time at UF. Shushing your own crowd is not something you see everyday. Talking about how great you played while the rest of your team's fans want you benched also deserves points.
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:08 am to
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TheFourHorsemen hasn’t logged in yet today
Yes he has. He is just logged in under his primary Alabama account.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:23 am to
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LANE KIFFIN




My stance on Lane Kiffin is that he is the new Spurrier, and the SEC is more fun to watch when he is in it. I thought Spurrier was a grade A douchebag, but he always kept things interesting.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97069 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:33 am to
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Marshall Henderson is way up there for me


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Auburn fan



Checks out


Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:38 am to
Dan Mullen - Winner
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
12236 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:42 am to
Jumbo Fisher is ADHD (Attention Deficit Head Douche). There is no douchier thing than a national championship trophy with an open date. That is first-ballot HOF douche.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
43404 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:59 am to
That Miss State offensive lineman bitch

Gus Malzahn

Chad Morris

Cam Newton

Chad Morris

Shark Rapist

Chad Morris

Tennessee fans

Chad Morris

Chaaaaad Kelly...

Chaaaaad Morris...
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:13 am to
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Jumbo Fisher is ADHD (Attention Deficit Head Douche).


Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
98635 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:16 am to
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Jacknola


What’s your story?

No one melts like this dude.
Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
9742 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:22 am to
Petrino wins in a landslide,

BP is a clear no. 1, but will soon be passed by Lane Kiffen.
Posted by BAP Enthusiast
Member since Sep 2021
153 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:25 am to
I don’t think Manziel was a douche, he just liked to party a hell of a lot. As near as I can tell, he was cordial and nice to just about everyone when he wasn’t competing, he just had a drug issue that eventually crushed him.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
17740 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:27 am to
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Nick Fairley, for example. He is not a douche.

Not a douche, but a "late cheap shot at the QB's knees well after the ball is thrown" POS.
Posted by NewBR
Member since Sep 2008
768 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:29 am to
For the old school set:
Steve Taneyhill
John Bond
Cam Newton
Brodie Croyle
Terry Dean
Peyton Manning
Bo Wallace
Jack Hunt
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
17740 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:30 am to
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And #2, who didn't love watching Bo Jackson(not a douche or piece of shite) put him in his place, so that's kind of SEC.

One man's douche is another man's marketing genius. I actually think Boz turned out to be a pretty good dude in the end.
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