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re: This is the SEC Rant, in all its glory. Today is hilarious.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:47 am to Crimson Legend
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:47 am to Crimson Legend
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For two weeks, it's been a flood of teasing LSU because the 4-4 LSU Tigers lost their defensive coordinator to the 3-5 Texas A&M Aggies. By adding a defensive coordinator, this makes the 3-5 Aggies the new favorites to compete with the now unstoppable 4-4 auburn tigers, who added 4-4 Florida's fired head coach as a defensive coordinator. Since 3-5 A&M and 4-4 auburn are known to have incredible offenses, the assumption is that adding a quality (4-4?) defensive coordinator will vault each team into the elite.
But neither A&M nor auburn are leading the board with trolling the corndogs. That honor would go to 2-6 Arkansas, who are so giddy over their two SEC wins this year that they are already making room for their first ever SEC Championship trophy.
Super post.
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Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:50 am to Crimson Legend
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Crimson Legend
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:50 am to Crimson Legend
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For two weeks, it's been a flood of teasing LSU because the 4-4 LSU Tigers lost their defensive coordinator to the 3-5 Texas A&M Aggies. By adding a defensive coordinator, this makes the 3-5 Aggies the new favorites to compete with the now unstoppable 4-4 auburn tigers, who added 4-4 Florida's fired head coach as a defensive coordinator. Since 3-5 A&M and 4-4 auburn are known to have incredible offenses, the assumption is that adding a quality (4-4?) defensive coordinator will vault each team into the elite.
But neither A&M nor auburn are leading the board with trolling the corndogs. That honor would go to 2-6 Arkansas, who are so giddy over their two SEC wins this year that they are already making room for their first ever SEC Championship trophy.
Rant on, my friends. Rant on.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:50 am to TigerPanzer
Solid thread
Much better than the "whose dick am I gonna ride" thread started by the Aggies
Much better than the "whose dick am I gonna ride" thread started by the Aggies
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:51 am to swinetime
quote:I don't see where the man mentioned Alabama anywhere in his post.
I have to give the University of Alabama credit their football program is what every other program hopes to acheive. Their fanbase on the other hand is what I knock off my boots before going in the house
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:55 am to SDVTiger
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Much better than the "whose dick am I gonna ride" thread started by the Aggies
Glad I could find space in the limited seating area you call your head.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:56 am to Crimson Legend
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That honor would go to 2-6 Arkansas, who are so giddy over their two SEC wins this year that they are already making room for their first ever SEC Championship trophy.
Aye, still some patching to do - but we are out of dry dock and in the water and at full sail.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:57 am to cardboardboxer
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This really is the SEC West + Florida board.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:59 am to Crimson Legend
Hello Captain Obvious?
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:02 am to Crimson Legend
Solid post...
for a Gump.
for a Gump.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:12 am to boddagetta
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:14 am to Crimson Legend
We're not immune - I still chuckle at the Coker for Heisman conversations last offseason. But this just struck me particularly funny today.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:22 am to Crimson Legend
My absolute favorite part about this website right now is listening to all the LSU fans whine about Aggie and Arky being obsessed with them. It's almost like they forgot their obsession with all things Alabama. Corndogs are the kings of dishing it out and not being able to take it. When embarresing things happen to your team, like losing to Ohio State, or losing your DC to a rival school, you get made fun of. I don't get how they are so hypocritical.
This post was edited on 1/9/15 at 8:23 am
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:28 am to Patton
People forget how much of the LCD's of our fanbase get on this site. I guarantee you if we had more or the 85% on this site Alabama would be the same way.
As for the OP, solid assessment. This board is broke beyond fixing IMO.
As for the OP, solid assessment. This board is broke beyond fixing IMO.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:43 am to Crimson Legend
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For two weeks, it's been a flood of teasing LSU because the 4-4 LSU Tigers lost their defensive coordinator to the 3-5 Texas A&M Aggies. By adding a defensive coordinator, this makes the 3-5 Aggies the new favorites to compete with the now unstoppable 4-4 auburn tigers, who added 4-4 Florida's fired head coach as a defensive coordinator. Since 3-5 A&M and 4-4 auburn are known to have incredible offenses, the assumption is that adding a quality (4-4?) defensive coordinator will vault each team into the elite. But neither A&M nor auburn are leading the board with trolling the corndogs. That honor would go to 2-6 Arkansas, who are so giddy over their two SEC wins this year that they are already making room for their first ever SEC Championship trophy. Rant on, my friends. Rant on
I nominate this post for SEC RANT hall of fame honors.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:12 am to Team Vote
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This board is broke beyond fixing IMO.
Broke? How is it broke? If anything this thread is an affirmation the system works.
How would you have it work? Only teams that accomplished something every season get to make posts? Mizzou and Bama fans jacking themselves off while we watch?
Because as an Aggie I could get on that train too!
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:21 am to Crimson Legend
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:22 am to cardboardboxer
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Broke? How is it broke?
It's broke because it has degenerated into a cesspool of trolling/flaming, with everyone trying to make that awesome troll thread, or just blatant shite talking. I'd say the amount of threads on here with useful, interesting, honest-to-God sports discussion is less than 10%.
Maybe I'm just over-nostalgic, but once upon a time valuable sports discussion was had on this board. Everyone is far too concerned about trolling or shite-talking now (including LSU fans in this as well, don't worry). It's just fricking immature.
ETA: This has been going on for a long time, not just talking about recent events.
This post was edited on 1/9/15 at 9:24 am
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:24 am to Team Vote
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it has degenerated into a cesspool of trolling/flaming, with everyone trying to make that awesome troll thread, or just blatant shite talking. I'd say the amount of threads on here with useful, interesting, honest-to-God sports discussion is less than 10%.
Maybe I'm just over-nostalgic, but once upon a time valuable sports discussion was had on this board.
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Member since Aug 2014
Whose alter are you again?
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:25 am to TbirdSpur2010
Made a new handle because it was too easy to figure out who I was IRL. I was a nobody on here though.
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