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Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:50 pm
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:50 pm
walks into the bar and slaps your girl's arse
what do
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Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:51 pm to RockyRococco
Tell him he's confused his boyfriend's arse for a female's and kindly show him to his partner.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:52 pm to Drewbie
Yeah, this. He's used to guys pulling his hair.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:52 pm to RockyRococco
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what do
Depends, are we within 100 yards of a school?
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:53 pm to RockyRococco
Trick question. My bar is across the street from a Chucky Cheese, which he hasn’t been allowed within 500 yards of in 10 years.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 6:55 pm to RockyRococco
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walks into the bar and slaps your girl's arse what do
It’s been awhile, but how good would he be with broken ribs?
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:06 pm to RockyRococco
Posted on 2/19/22 at 7:56 pm to RockyRococco
Make that thin pointy nose flat
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:02 pm to RockyRococco
frick his arse, make him humble
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:07 pm to RockyRococco
I tell my girl to never wash her arse again. She's been touched by a number 1 overall draft pick.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:08 pm to RockyRococco
Bite his nose off and frick his girlfriend
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:11 pm to RockyRococco
Ask what product he's using to make that lions mane bounce and behave like that.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:31 pm to RockyRococco
Tell him to hop back in the time machine before he misses his Diamond Rio concert.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:54 pm to RockyRococco
Threaten to post his Jr. high prom picture
on Instagram if he doesn't get the hell out of town.
on Instagram if he doesn't get the hell out of town.
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:08 pm to RockyRococco
mustache plus mullet, reminds me of Joe Dirt
Posted on 2/19/22 at 9:30 pm to Drewbie
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Tell him he's confused his boyfriend's arse for a female's and kindly show him to his partner.
Technically you just admitted your girlfriend gets mistaken for a dude
Posted on 2/20/22 at 12:25 am to TigerLunatik
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I tell my girl to never wash her arse again.
That is one messed up kink.
Posted on 2/20/22 at 4:30 am to TigerLunatik
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I tell my girl to never wash her arse again. She's been touched by a number 1 overall draft pick.
If your girl washes her arse she's a step above every other woman I've met from LA
Posted on 2/20/22 at 4:45 am to RockyRococco
I’d go home, create a few fake internet profiles, catfish him, then post the video on the rant.
Posted on 2/20/22 at 7:41 am to RockyRococco
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