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re: They say everything is bigger in Texas

Posted on 6/26/24 at 10:51 am to
Posted by BroHam Caddy
Member since Jun 2024
346 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 10:51 am to
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Director’s Cup Monster


Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
7837 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 11:03 am to
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We're going to take a giant shite all over you.


You really aren’t though. With UGA, LSU, Ole Miss, UTk, and maybe Bama, at least two of those teams will be taking a shite on Texas every year.
Posted by UTATX
ATX
Member since May 2024
827 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 11:13 am to
You're a sensitive guy arent you? That must be a tough life.
Posted by BroHam Caddy
Member since Jun 2024
346 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 11:16 am to
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You're a sensitive guy arent you? That must be a tough life.
Me sensitive?

frick no! I just have a low tolerance for idiots, bullshite, and liberal. You know, you asswipes from Austin.

Posted by AMac
Member since Aug 2018
1922 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 11:27 am to
I know Baton Rouge is a shite-hole for the most part, but I’d rather take my chances getting shot walking down the street there than being ambushed by PETA protestors in Au(tism)stin. Went there for the LSU game in 2019 and will never go back except to watch them lose again.
Posted by TigerAlumni2010
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4747 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 12:00 pm to
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We're going to take a giant shite all over you.


Texas may still be able to shite on their little brother A&M, but the actual conference elites aren't going to stand by and take shite from Texas.
Posted by Dieselmike
Member since Jun 2024
139 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 12:37 pm to
I think they are talking about their boys fanny holes when they say everything is bigger in Texas.
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
1018 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 12:41 pm to
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Au(tism)stin
You came up with that? And you don't have autism? No fricking way
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
50626 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 12:44 pm to
We’re gonna need a Texas Drama board at some point or else all the SEC Rant will be is fans of Texas and Texas A&M in constant pissing matches.
Posted by Rendlo
Member since Jun 2024
593 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 12:44 pm to
Austin really does suck. California of the south.
Posted by TrueLefty
St. Louis County
Member since Oct 2017
18276 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 12:45 pm to
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Including the drama. They’re gonna frick up the SEC like they do everything else. I hope the “real” SEC schools embarrass them regularly. I can deal with A&M. They are like a special needs sibling you feel sorry for. But UT can eat a bag of Ds.

Too bad LSU and their fans won't be getting the attention like they had before Texas and Oklahoma joined the SEC. Welcome to the new SEC LSU fans!
This post was edited on 6/26/24 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Sooner1984
Boone's Farm, Texas
Member since Jan 2017
654 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 12:50 pm to
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Including the drama. They’re gonna frick up the SEC like they do everything else. I hope the “real” SEC schools embarrass them regularly. I can deal with A&M. They are like a special needs sibling you feel sorry for. But UT can eat a bag of Ds.




On the flip side, they (Texas) already represent a real rivalry or let's say "villain" to everyone in the conference.

I see that as a "good" thing. Creates fan interest.

Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 12:52 pm to
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What would you figs know about wives and girlfriends. Everyone knows Utx and Austin is the homo capital of Texas. Largest population of figs in the whole state.


FINALLY. We've only been telling you this for 13 years.
Posted by goat
Louisiana
Member since May 2004
4222 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 12:53 pm to
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We just won the Director's Cup, again. Just made the CFP. Kelly is destined to fail at LSU. Slow motion trainwreck.


Won nc with a shrimp boat captain and Lenny from of mice & men as coaches - - we will be ok
Posted by Rendlo
Member since Jun 2024
593 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 12:57 pm to
They make it sound like the Director's Cup is an accomplishment in sports lol. They have nothing to show for their amazing Athletics Director.
Posted by Rendlo
Member since Jun 2024
593 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 1:25 pm to
Coach O will forever be a legend.
Posted by Tiger on the Rag
Cattle Gap Egypt
Member since Jan 2018
7625 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 1:37 pm to
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We're going to take a giant shite all over you.



You already did, being allowed in the SEC.
Posted by Soonerboomer1
Arizona via Hollywood, CA
Member since Jun 2024
121 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 1:39 pm to
Not good enough on defense this year. You'll be eating that big dump, not the real SEC schools (UGA Bama LSU OU).
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 1:40 pm to
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FINALLY. We've only been telling you this for 13 years.


you are speaking to an Aggie.
Posted by NLeininger
Member since Jan 2015
12 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 1:44 pm to
I thought Texas wasn't SEC ready, then we do the most SEC thing possible(before even officially joining the league) and now we are meanies.

Y'all need to make up your mind.
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