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Ask ole miss how to do it they have avoided it for 35 years

re: Message to LSU fans

Posted by goat on 11/8/26 at 7:03 pm to
Whatever you say simpleton

re: Message to LSU fans

Posted by goat on 11/8/26 at 9:10 am to
Good lord - you put quite a bit of effort in this. Bet that shite was cathartic for you.
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How about the douche holding up his chain medallion? Wtf is that


Either secret service or phd candidate is my best guess
If you are seriously asking the question - you already answered it. One thing to have notable lsu affiliated folks - Livy dunne, Shaq - then rando celebs - you are like hey look at that - are we kind of marquee and whatever - but obviously how - not so exciting - and you start to question whether maybe a little more game prep and a little less E!Network

He aint doing any favors for the next one to show up- accompanied with a loss- bc whoever it is- will be cussed and hated.

If you are trolling - frick off and eat a dick

I hate Bama but have always wondered where Auburn and LSU fans get the entitlement to troll Deboer. At least Tennessee beats him before we talk shite about his soft teams

Best serious answer I can give is because it’s not Saban - don’t get me wrong - it’s not because it makes sense - just feel as though that’s about the root of it. And prob at least for our sake - means the whole spending a generation of watching the ex wife get remarried, and have a picturesque life while living in same damn neighborhood is finally over.

Yeah you say she was awful, you don’t care - but you still deep down secretly long for her - even convince yourself you will one day reunite.


re: So LSU fans…

Posted by goat on 11/8/26 at 8:55 am to
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I was really hoping that it would be a battle of 2 loss teams in a playoff elimination game. Now it seems more likely you come limping in with 4 losses begging to be put out of your misery.


I was all pumped up for 3 weekends of lsu - back against the wall - the 3rd being a whole against all odds in hostile environment.

But - bama being the good fellas that they are - made sure we have plenty of time to adjust plans for those 3 weeks.

re: This one is well done.

Posted by goat on 11/8/26 at 8:52 am to
Which brings up a point - enough to get trolled by opposing fans - but social media gets its licks in too!

Man it’s the same damn thing everytime - stupid algorithms troll
Me- social media reel feeds are continuous clips of opposing team celebrations, lsu screw ups, talking heads raking us over coals -

AI is teasing me and I don’t like it!
Laughable to think we could sneak in - and if for some screwed up 2007 type season reason we did- we damn sure would not deserve it. And would most likely see exactly what we have seen so far this season- getting all
Hyped up just to shite the bed all way down to the box spring

Say we did beat Tex and tenn- what would be the deciding factor? They were close losses with a chance to win at end? In the 3rd loss - even though they lost by 18 they had more yards? They beat a miss st team that lost to Vandy? They beat an Auburn team bc they watched red dawn pre game?

Naw - in some fricked up world we made it in- we should opt out

The chevette is a fine automobile. We just can’t keep the sum bitch running
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To be fair it's the college football world that has no respect for LSU. You will see this in basketball as well.


There she is -
Man- there is def something inherently wrong there - I don’t get how they have not been able to move forward.

Don’t know the internal politics of aggieland - and all that stuff that can be an issue for a program - but almost feel like you need someone strong enough - like a Saban to say no frick you- this how this is gonna go from here on out
I recall hearing something along the lines of when Saban told skip he was just going to talk to Huizinga (sp) skip told if he got on that plane to talk - there was no way he was getting off

And that skip obviously wanted to keep him, and tried - but also was of a mind that he didn’t want the program to be held hostage every year as Saban flirted with nfl. (Didn’t he almost take the bears job the year before?)

Hence in the next search skip was looking for someone with stability along with other normal attributes

But like others said - Saban was going there at some point - if not Miami - somewhere the next year or the next.

Have to think any hate for Fla stems from watching spurrier & co routinely hang 50 on us - usually at 11 am, in the Jefferson pilot skirt game of week bc networks knew without a doubt - spurrier & co was gonna hang 50 on us.

So - deep dive - the hate is prob bc Florida exposed how bad we sucked therefore forcing us to have 11 am games - which we dispise

re: Elk post game presser

Posted by goat on 9/27/26 at 9:13 am to
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He is laughing all the way to the bank. Retired after this year if he is smart


shite - all of em do. Name a profession where you can get paid millions just to leave? Only way you don’t get it is if you leave for a job paying more!
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They are nice folks but the ring thing and the sacred grass does nothing to dispel the cult vibes


Dont forget fish camp.

re: LSU has male cheerleaders?

Posted by goat on 9/23/26 at 2:37 pm to
What the holy frick is that?

lets just keep this glorious week rolling,

Damnit - its only Wed of this shitty week - my lord
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Sweet melt


Oh yeah - well sweet re-melt by you - so there!

I showed you