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There once was a lady named Curie, who hailed from the state of Missouri
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:18 am
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:18 am
Her team was playing Georgia,
So she thought, "why worry?"
As she rode on the back of her burri,
She forgot to get her pet cat Puri.
In a flurry, she hastily made way to Athens,
While in a state of scurry, she was met by a blue ribbon jury.
Asking why her team was worthy of meeting the King,
She replied, "oh, dear! My pantaloon's way too dreary!"
Knowing she was not fit to be in the presence of the King,
She felt utter misery and returned home to the state of Missouri.
So she thought, "why worry?"
As she rode on the back of her burri,
She forgot to get her pet cat Puri.
In a flurry, she hastily made way to Athens,
While in a state of scurry, she was met by a blue ribbon jury.
Asking why her team was worthy of meeting the King,
She replied, "oh, dear! My pantaloon's way too dreary!"
Knowing she was not fit to be in the presence of the King,
She felt utter misery and returned home to the state of Missouri.
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Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:20 am to JetDawg
What in the motherest of fricks is this shite?
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:25 am to TheTideMustRoll
Thats some strong arse weed for 7am Jet
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:48 am to JetDawg
quote:
My pantaloon's way too dreary!
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:51 am to JetDawg
Absolutely horrid
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:53 am to JetDawg
What’s a buri? What’s a blue ribbon jury?
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:02 am to Tigerpride18
My day is already ruined.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:03 am to JetDawg
Oof. 
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:07 am to Hback
Benny has never met a pantaloon that was too dreary.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:07 am to Hback
Is she calling her pussy a pantaloon ?
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:12 am to JetDawg
Pitiful attempt at whatever you were attempting.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:13 am to JetDawg
There once were some boys from Athens
Not last year’s team but has beens
They started to worry
They’d lose to Missouri
And now they’re all hiding in trash bins
Not last year’s team but has beens
They started to worry
They’d lose to Missouri
And now they’re all hiding in trash bins
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:15 am to JetDawg
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:14 am to JetDawg
quote:
Her team was playing Georgia,
So she thought, "why worry?"
As she rode on the back of her burri,
She forgot to get her pet cat Puri.
In a flurry, she hastily made way to Athens,
While in a state of scurry, she was met by a blue ribbon jury.
Asking why her team was worthy of meeting the King,
She replied, "oh, dear! My pantaloon's way too dreary!"
Knowing she was not fit to be in the presence of the King,
She felt utter misery and returned home to the state of Missouri.
Well, you tried.
This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 8:15 am
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:25 am to GoblinGuide
That gave my brain mental diabetes.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:27 am to JetDawg
The real question this thread raises...is the OP on crack or meth.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:28 am to JetDawg
Try harder.
It’s not a limerick. It is close, but typically there are 5 lines with this rhyme scheme:
A
A
B
B
A
Jet dawg was making a limerick,
But his meter and rhyme were not slick,
He did not have time,
To study his rhyme,
And his poetry really sucked dick.
It’s not a limerick. It is close, but typically there are 5 lines with this rhyme scheme:
A
A
B
B
A
Jet dawg was making a limerick,
But his meter and rhyme were not slick,
He did not have time,
To study his rhyme,
And his poetry really sucked dick.
This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:28 am to JetDawg
And they say Missouri is the meth capital.
What fricking drugs they pushing in Georgia?
What fricking drugs they pushing in Georgia?
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:29 am to JetDawg
My eyes need to be swabbed for vaginal tears after reading that
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:31 am to madmaxvol
OP needs to be not only banned, but arrested and placed in a high security mental facility. Anyone posting whatever the frick this is at 6 AM is clearly a menace to society
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