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re: There is crazy. Then there is Clemson.

Posted on 12/19/21 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by Referee
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2021
3010 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Anyone know if she’s single?



Holy crap,man, how long has it been since you had a date? Or do you just have a death wish?
Posted by Burma Jones
Texas
Member since Jan 2012
290 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 12:18 pm to
I would criticize gun play over NCAAF but might be slightly hypocritical me being a gump and all...
Posted by tigerbait2010
PNW
Member since May 2006
29172 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 12:19 pm to
The Clemson crowd that came to NOLA for the natty in 2019 were chubby and pasty. Nasty bunch
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20279 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 12:20 pm to
Sounds like some Bama fans bout to get sprayed.
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
11353 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 12:20 pm to
It’s one thing to shoot an opposing fan on game day - to be expected - but to shoot for a harmless jab - seems like overkill
This post was edited on 12/19/21 at 12:23 pm
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 12:37 pm to
Somebody tip off the FBI this dumb frick is bragging on a message board about his desire to shoot people. Would be funny to see his arse get swatted
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
35986 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 12:43 pm to
The 4 Archetypal Clemson Fans

The Joel Osteen Clemson fan: literally believes supporting Clemson and Saint Dabo will result in either a materialistic reward or an eternal afterlife.



The Marty Smith Clemson fan: loves Crossfit, attends the local megachurch. 90% of the words coming from his mouth are inspirational messages from Coach Swinney. Sneaking suspicion he's queer.



The Todd Chrisley Clemson fan: everyone else knows he's queer, but he's still in the closet, so he clings to the thing he thinks will make him look straight, even though his "man" cave is a shrine to Trevor Lawrence.



The Facebook Karen Clemson fan: her entire life revolves around social media and posting Christian inspirational memes. She supports a law outlawing the criticism of Dabo Swinney and believes anyone who visits Columbia worships Satan.



Dabo's speech to his followers when the veil is lifted and he's revealed to be the fraud and phony that he is:

Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
5872 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 12:44 pm to
We've tried to tell yall how stupid these motherfrickers are.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 12:51 pm to
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She is a 40 something, mom of 3, former Clemson sorority girl, upper middle income, who never misses church on Sunday or Wednesday.

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They're just nuts.
Posted by tigerbait2010
PNW
Member since May 2006
29172 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 1:04 pm to
I completely agree, sister
Posted by jumpstart
Member since Jun 2018
919 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 1:43 pm to
Does this idiot think she is the only one that may be packing ?
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51255 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 1:54 pm to
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Fans from other schools come up…


Where does this happen? Random strangers out in public don’t just come up to another stranger and make fun of their school.
Posted by Jumpinjack
Member since Oct 2021
6485 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 1:55 pm to
A&M mentioning killing.
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 2:19 pm to
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We've tried to tell yall how stupid these motherfrickers are.


True. They were nuts long before finishing middle of the pack in the ACC, leading to coaches and recruits deciding that they were ALL OUT. Who could forget this gem from before the season?

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You see, Clemson students have a history of showing their asses on the University of Georgia’s campus. It was only two years ago when a Clemson student drew swastika’s on over a dozen doors in Russell Hall. Clemson being Auburn with a lake, one could understand why Clemson students would want to travel the 75 miles down to Athens, a town that actually has nightlife.




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Posted by HalfCocked
Dirty Beach
Member since Jan 2015
2291 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 2:22 pm to
I'll take shite that never happened for $500 Alex. I don't doubt for a minute she's assuming that might happen everytime she gets her orange shirt out of the closet to wear it a 6th time this week.

This response was pretty funny. They just might be more brainwashed than west coast liberals.

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I am proud of Clemson and the way our AD handles its business. I can hold my head up knowing our coaches are great men on and of the field. They are men of character and integrity. I don’t have wipe the slim off of my Clemson stuff. I will take a 9-3 Dabo Sweeney coached team over an undefeated Saban Bama team or UGA. A lot of suspicious activities take place with in their athletics Dept. Especially football! If I were a fan of either school I would feel like need to shower often.


I'm just wondering where they got this entitlement where they actually don't think they cheat on any level, ever?
Posted by Flying DeLorean
Member since Aug 2021
322 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 2:46 pm to
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You'd lose that money. She is a 40 something, mom of 3, former Clemson sorority girl, upper middle income, who never misses church on Sunday or Wednesday. They're just nuts.


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Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

This.
Shooter's shoot
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
11095 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 3:06 pm to
Holy frick
Posted by Rip Torn
Member since Mar 2020
2286 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 3:14 pm to
I see you have never met a Tide fan
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 12/19/21 at 9:23 pm to
I bookmarked this post. Very accurate analysis here.
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