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re: The year is 2025. What is WilliamTaylor21 posting about?

Posted on 4/6/20 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
23153 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

tetracarbon {Ball State Fan}

dstone12 {East Carolina Fan}
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 4:10 pm to
Posted by clayking
Florida
Member since Sep 2019
264 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 4:22 pm to
His upcoming graduation from jr. High.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18203 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 4:31 pm to
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This is what having too many alters does to people.

This is only funny, more so coincidental, because it is essentially my guess for WT21 in 2025.

One of three things,
1. Neither Bama or LSU get beyond back to back wins, even through a Bama HC transition. Each team continues to be the point of seperation between the CFP or Sugar/Peach/Cotton...Citrus Bowl, depending on how far the team implodes after the early Nov loss. WT21 stays active when LSU wins or when he wins vicariously through another team over Bama.

2. We are back to L5U or L6U depending on how sports go this fall, WT21 all but disappears after L3U except for sporadic dickriding of other teams beating Bama and/or overzealous support of LSU non-football wins over Bama of any variety from academic rankings to wheelchair basketball (although that is Bama's lesser known dynasty, so it may warrant celebration). He'll have more hits than misses, but will lack both the permanence and truly gifted responses he readily displays today.

3. A6abana or A7abana cannot crack the code on Coach O and LSU. Saban is forced to retire and dies within a year. WT21 remains relentless in his lack of good sportsmanship, anti-Crimson take on anything and everything, and posts a pic of him taking a dump on Saban's grave. And, the, now very noticeable,championship gut has been growing since 2020.

Sadly, in all 3 scenarios, his work gets sloppy and repetitive. His subtle additions and nuanced sense of humor fade. He becomes much less the skilled, genius, anti-hero that he is today.

In scenarios 1 and 2, he more or less is consumed with hate and reverts to the bad side of WT21: cheap shots, played out catch phrases and simple repetitive score or "melt, bitch" comments, zero positive contributions for any side other than bad trolling. It becomes quite sad, as he truly was a creative SOB when he tried to be... and, likely more frustratingly, when he barely tried at all.

Or, scenario 3. His creativity and bits run dry. He never planned on such a streak and the Bama fans mostly drift elsewhere instead of getting a WT21 daily smackdown. However, that has its own effect as Bama is the second largest group on the board. WT21 either finally starts to get reigned in on his antics toward Bama. Or, as a possible "mod" alter himself using the personality to play the heel and garner site interest and traffic, he self regulates to dial back the hate and encourage Bama fans to stay/return.

In all 3 of the scenarios, his use of multiple alters dies off. By 2025, he has lost/forgotten at least 75% of his current alters, accounts, and phony email addresses. It makes his WT21 persona a little less effective when he doesn't so fervently argue with himself (causing his alters to melt) or support himself to piss off other users all the same.

At any rate, I'm just content to enjoy what the SECRant best poster of 2019-2020 brought to the table, everyday. I'll be sad about his going out to pasture by 2025, but there is always another young so-and-so waiting to fill the void of leadership and genius.

Sir William. Thanks for the memories and the laughs.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3372 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 4:48 pm to
After several years of beat downs by Alabama,
Willie will have abandoned this board and
created his own website, giving advice on
adult children still living in their parent's home.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30897 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 5:01 pm to
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6 straight national championships in football and multiple national championships by Wade in basketball at LSU. Saban's resignation as well when he bows to Lord Orgeron on national television.



Pretty sure his fanfiction involves this, but also him getting some tender love from LSU'S mascot
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 5:02 pm to
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His upcoming graduation from jr. High.


Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 5:03 pm to
Damn, what did Wlllie T do to you? I swear theres always someone starting a response thread about Willie. It's hilarious the way he toys with some of you.
Posted by tetracarbon
Member since Sep 2019
227 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 5:05 pm to
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 5:06 pm to
Lol. Seriously though, what did he do to get u this fricking out of character? It's just a message board boss, chill out.
This post was edited on 4/6/20 at 5:06 pm
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37642 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

The year is 2025. What is WilliamTaylor21 posting about?


He will be posting in the OT asking about girlfriend advice
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
16663 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 5:35 pm to
Bill Taylor slays wayyy too many OT 10's to have to settle for a girlfriend.

This post was edited on 4/6/20 at 5:36 pm
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
7668 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 6:03 pm to
five more years....getting weaned off breast milk, and the difficulty in being potty trained at the age of 15
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
12798 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 6:07 pm to
Fonts.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79186 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 6:47 pm to
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waxing that arse


Of course an Aggie would say this
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119222 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 7:31 pm to
Alabama I'm sure.
Posted by roadkill
East Coast, FL
Member since Oct 2008
1842 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 8:03 pm to
why give an obvious infantile jackass any thought?
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

why give an obvious infantile jackass any thought?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95926 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 9:13 pm to
Celebrating the 5th year anniversary of you asking this question
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:40 am to
quote:

WilliamTaylor21


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