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The time Georgia fans abused me
Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:15 pm
I had been attending the UGA-AU game 1999. I had to many beverages before the game. Auburn went up big. I knew I should leave so I tried my best to leave the stadium and get back to the Sigma Nu house. But I had become weakened by the drink so I found shelter at some bushes. I slept there hoping to return later to my friends. Instead a cruel mob of UGA fans found me. Weakene, I could profer, no resistance. The quickly realized I was incaple of movement. They put leaves and grass on me as they howled their evil delights. They removed my hat, that was from the 83 season that Pat dye had signed himself. They burnt it in front of me, myself being to weak to move or protest. I will always remember their evil cackle as they left me stranded, hatless.
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Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:22 pm to OmegaMan
Heathens
Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:22 pm to OmegaMan
You were old enough in 1999 to at least remember and appreciate Pat Dye signing your hat 16 years earlier, but you were also big enough in 1983 to be wearing an adult hat that you still wore in 1999. I'm going to guess you were at least in your 30s in 1999. Why still passing out in bushes?
Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:23 pm to EasterEgg
Blame the victims
Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:24 pm to EasterEgg
It was a hat given to me as a special present.
Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:25 pm to EasterEgg
I gotta agree with egg boy. You should have handed your business or had your boys with you to prevent being dominated by younger stronger males.
Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:30 pm to OmegaMan
Just Thank God you didn't pull that in College Station.
Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:31 pm to EasterEgg
Like it. Depreciating. Rantarding hard in the paint with reckless abandon. Almost too much, on the verge of trying too hard, but still good.
This post was edited on 5/6/20 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:33 pm to EasterEgg
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I'm going to guess you were at least in your 30s in 1999. Why still passing out in bushes?
Poor cocaine management, we see it every day. An increasing uncertainty during uncertain times.
Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:42 pm to OmegaMan
They should have flayed you
Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:46 pm to OmegaMan
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Blame the victims
Sorry to deflect. You're right. Screw Georgia.
Posted on 5/6/20 at 10:47 pm to OmegaMan
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myself being to weak to move or protest
Posted on 5/6/20 at 11:09 pm to 19
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Just Thank God you didn't pull that in College Station.
That hat wouldn’t have been the only thing on fire
Posted on 5/6/20 at 11:35 pm to OmegaMan
Did you at least get a finger in your booty hole for all your troubles?
Posted on 5/6/20 at 11:41 pm to OmegaMan
With all thems good punctuations and spellings, you must be proud Graduate. 
Posted on 5/7/20 at 12:03 am to OmegaMan
But did they spit on you tho
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:01 am to Evolved Simian
Go frick yourself
Posted on 5/7/20 at 4:55 am to OmegaMan
Good 21-14
Posted on 5/7/20 at 6:41 am to OmegaMan
That game is always played in November when it is cold. Sounds like they may have been trying to save your life and keep you warm by making sure you had cover and your own personal fire to stay warm and alive until you regained your composure
Posted on 5/7/20 at 6:53 am to OmegaMan
If your story doesn't involve ample spittle, I'm not sure we can accept it as the truth.
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