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re: The legend of Coach34/ Coonassbulldog....

Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:10 pm to
Posted by hehatedrew
New Zealand
Member since Oct 2009
25504 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:10 pm to
Meh...
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
35802 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

I have an old friend who is (was) a bartender and part owner there, although as far as I know he has no involvement in that “lifestyle” (nor do I).


Why does the OP even have to say this

Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:15 pm to
I got a lifetime ban for being too "extreme." What in the frick does that even mean? Share one fantasy and now I'm the weirdo?
Posted by TeamCornbread
Member since Oct 2013
860 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:15 pm to
I'm kind of an expert on the subject of getting banned and I saw that coming.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

I got a lifetime ban for being too "extreme."
Man, that is super gay.
Posted by hehatedrew
New Zealand
Member since Oct 2009
25504 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:19 pm to
Yeah, I've been to banland myself. Any poster worth his salt has...
Posted by DCRebel
An office somewhere
Member since Aug 2009
17644 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:22 pm to
There's no way that story is true, aside from the fake NCAA letter. That shite happened.

Coonass is a fricking piece of shite. No need to make up stories about him to prove that.
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19451 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:22 pm to
I thought the letter was sorantable
Posted by engie
Member since Jan 2012
8953 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:22 pm to
How many different people/groups have now taken credit for the fake letter? I lost count at 3...
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68475 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:24 pm to
I understand that Coonass annoys people sometimes (myself included) but people that try to bring up personal shite about him are pathetic IMO
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112553 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:27 pm to
C34 counts attention as winning. Just ignore him.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:28 pm to
quote:


I read the entire thing. This has potential.

Cliffs: Coonassbulldog is a regular at a gay/transvestite bar and apparently got drunk often, spewing about how he has such big connections to MSU, and how Ole Miss will be receiving a NCAA letter. OP's friends is the owner of the bar.

OP made a fake NCAA letter and emailed it to Coonass's website EliteDawgs. Coonass ran with it, then it was proven fake. Hilarity ensued.


Not bad.

Not bad at all.

Thanks for the cliffs.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48711 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

I understand that Coonass annoys people sometimes (myself included) but people that try to bring up personal shite about him are pathetic IMO
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:44 pm to
Eh he's tried super hard to make himself a relevant public figure. Once you do that, you can't separate the person from the persona.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48711 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 9:52 pm to
I posted his IRL photo with a MS Paint BBC in his mouth on Twitter a few months ago. I'm definitely not innocent here.

I'm over him and his schtick though. He's the same as the rest of us except he gets off on e-attention 1,000,000 times more than the rest of us do.
This post was edited on 12/16/13 at 9:53 pm
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 10:00 pm to
Well yeah people do that when they get mad at words people say.

I'm sure there's a finebaum scat pool toy fetish pic floating around because some auburn fan couldn't accept Paul talking shite about cam.
Posted by TideTurf
Member since Sep 2009
3178 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 10:01 pm to
Just because you used to help Starsky&Hutch solve shite on the street every week in the 70's.

Dont mean you can come in here and solve an Egg Bowl feud.

At least Bama/Auburn gots sense enough not to add and gay shite in it.
This post was edited on 12/16/13 at 10:03 pm
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50308 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 10:03 pm to
I feel like I'm missing a part of this story. Where's the document in question?
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/16/13 at 10:06 pm to
It's not gay if he has tits.
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