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re: The Bobby Petrino motorcycle accident was a coverup

Posted on 1/4/19 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by Jake_LaMotta
Coral Gables
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 5:35 pm to
Heard Bobby’s dick is so big he could do porn.
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

Exactly, her swim coach BF caught him with his face in her carpet. Then, he kicked CBPs arse and pushed his motorcycle into a ditch just as the 6 yr old rumor states.


So her carpet gave Petrino the massive case of road rash? I believe it. Some bitches have really coarse twat hair.
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
40148 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 5:37 pm to
Nah, those are abrasions on his face. Not from punching
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

Nah, those are abrasions on his face. Not from punching


What about a back of the hand caressing, flowing punch perhaps with sandpaper attached to said hand? That could do it.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17905 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 5:52 pm to
Fun filled fact... I know the Arkansas head swim coach from that era, used to coach my younger brother 25 years ago. Baw stepped down a few months after the incident, now coaches at uf. Never heard a whisper of the boyfriend attacking BP. I also swam with an Arkansas grad assistant from that era, never heard it from her either. I most certainly have broached the subject.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9764 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

Apparently so. This is the first I've ever heard of it. Could you share the details please?


Tomlin, Kiffin, and two coeds crashed a Lexus near the lake off Northshore. One of the reasons the higher ups were sick of Kiffin early.
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 6:00 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 5:56 pm to
This was discussed the day after it happened.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18184 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 10:32 pm to
I'm guessing it was a Thursday from a prior Friday bazalian to airstrip wax.

Either way, major stubble
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11090 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 10:39 pm to
Is this tRant circa 2012?
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15163 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 10:41 pm to
exactly how i heard it at the time
Posted by LittleRockHog501
Member since Nov 2011
2480 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 10:43 pm to
That rumor is old old old
Posted by tritiger
Member since Apr 2006
1436 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 11:15 pm to
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12623 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 11:52 pm to
quote:

It was a coverup


So, the same Arkansas State Police that would not cover up the accident for Petrino helped the boyfriend cover up an arse whooping?

By the way, the boyfriend and the girl got married and I believe they both work at SCAR now.
Posted by Hellmet
Member since Nov 2015
519 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 12:21 am to
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This is straight out of the horse's arse (me) but I think this is how it all went down.

Boyfriend gets wind Petrino is banging his fiancé. He figures out when it is going down, and catches them meeting up, doing the deed, whatever. Boyfriend tells skank to get in the car, while Petrino is beating feet to his motorcycle.

Petrino may have just blew out of there, or he may have flapped his gums/gave the one finger salute to boyfriend as he left out. Enraged boyfriend chases him down with girlfriend in the car, runs Petrino off the road. Boyfriend stops, girlfriend gets out to check on sugar daddy, boyfriend realizes he just battered if not attempted to murder a millionaire, and the head coach of the Razorbacks, so he beats feet.

That's how girlfriend is on scene without a scratch, when the passer-by, and then trooper, stops.

Makes perfect sense to me.


You are pretty close with this, the fiance discovered that Bobby P was thunder dicking his woman and tracked them down.

He followed them on the bike for quite some time and forced them to stop.. yelling match took place and he forced her into the car. Bobby P took off and the guy basically lost his shite and took off after him with her in the car.

The guy got caught up in the moment and basically ran Bobby off the road. They stopped, she flipped out and started screaming.. the guy got scared once he realized what he had done and left the scene.

911 was called, cops showed up and realized that the situation was messed up. They tried to cover up the fact that she as there.. or at least hide it from the press.

Basically though you are right, that's why he looks all crashed up but she didn't have anything on her. I'm really surprised the guy ended up marrying her though, after getting thunder dicked by Bobby P I don't think I could look at her anymore.
Posted by Taurus 357
Great Lakes Gambler
Member since Dec 2014
3916 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 12:42 am to
quote:

I could slide my dong in her mouth sideways.



Oh, so she was a small mouth bass?
Posted by N97883
New Dehli Forsyth GA
Member since Nov 2013
8063 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:28 am to
Was she hot? I've never seen her picture.

Guys will stick with a meth addict if she's hot.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22455 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:34 am to
While I agree with you, I have seen it when a guy was dragged across the street taking an arse beating. Granted the was trying to crawl away and was getting dragged while on his belly.
Posted by Sebastian
Member since Jun 2015
3756 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:43 am to
The most bizarre press conference I’ve ever seen. I wish he would do it again.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22455 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:47 am to
We have certainly had our share of personalities in the SEC.

I mean, at least O is entertaining, but we need Mike Leach or some other batshit crazy type.
Posted by Sebastian
Member since Jun 2015
3756 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 8:58 am to
Gotta admit a bloody faced Petrino and his BS story was surreal. Not sure we will see anything like that again. That was pure gold.
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