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The Bobby Petrino motorcycle accident was a coverup

Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:03 pm
Posted by Vanilla Ice
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:03 pm
I have it on very good authority that Petrino was never involved in a motorcycle accident.

It was a coverup of the true events. The woman he was having an affair with had a boyfriend. Said boyfriend found out about the affair, tracked down Bobby, and gave him the arse-beating of a lifetime.

Take this for what it’s worth. But it’s as close to the horse’s mouth as you can get without getting bit.



This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 2:04 pm
Posted by MSHawg1
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:04 pm to
On your mind, all the time
Posted by sand mountainDvalues
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:05 pm to
I thought this had already been established
Posted by CaptSpaulding
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:07 pm to
Posted by BillBrosky
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:07 pm to
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:08 pm to
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On your mind, all the time


Posted by Rhino5
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by Warrior Poet
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:10 pm to
I also heard the boyfriend was a meth dealer in an Iranian street gang based out of Branson, Missouri.

Petrino's lucky to be alive.
Posted by jchamil
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:11 pm to
Did the boyfriend rub Petrino's face across some carpet a few times to give him that rash? His wounds don't look like those after an assbeating
Posted by 19
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:11 pm to

And this

Never get old.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:13 pm to
No swollen eye, no busted lip, no busted nose...not a very good arse-beating of a lifetime.
Posted by lsufball19
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:14 pm to
A lot of people have thought this was the case for years, so much so that it is generally accepted that's what happened by most. And when I say years, I mean since the year it happened in 2012.
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The woman he was having an affair with had a boyfriend.

And this isn't even a rumor. This is why he resigned. He was having an affair with a staff member. And it was more than a boyfriend, she was engaged to the guy. There's a long ESPn article about it from 2012 LINK
Posted by texag7
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:15 pm to
yeah no. none of his injuries look remotely similar to an arse beating
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
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Posted by Philippines4LSU
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:16 pm to
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19

Literally can't stop laughing. Thanks for that.
Posted by RD Dawg
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:18 pm to
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His wounds don't look like those after an assbeating



Correct.Saw a kid who wrecked his bycycle that kinda looked like that though.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

And this isn't even a rumor. This is why he resigned. He was having an affair with a staff member. And it was more than a boyfriend, she was engaged to the guy. There's a long ESPn article about it from 2012 LINK


The rumor part is that the boyfriend beat his arse and there was no motorcycle accident, no? I didn't think it was even a question that she had a boyfriend/fiance
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:22 pm to
Since when do you get road rash from an arse beating?
Posted by Che Boludo
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:24 pm to
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Did the boyfriend rub Petrino's face across some carpet a few times to give him that rash?
Exactly, her swim coach BF caught him with his face in her carpet. Then, he kicked CBPs arse and pushed his motorcycle into a ditch just as the 6 yr old rumor states.
Posted by lsufball19
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

The rumor part is that the boyfriend beat his arse and there was no motorcycle accident, no? I didn't think it was even a question that she had a boyfriend/fiance


Correct, that's what I meant if I wasn't clear. The boyfriend/fiance thing wasn't a rumor at all, it was a fact The rumor was the guy beat up Petrino, which has been a widespread rumor since it happened. Just really weird this is a thread topic 6+ years later like it's "new" news
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 2:27 pm
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