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re: Texas is here and we are in charge now

Posted on 7/22/21 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4155 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 5:40 pm to
Has your coach taken the breathalyzer off his car yet? Or did the judge order an extension.
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4155 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 5:41 pm to
A&M, you, Missouri and we all know first hand how this ends up. Wanna go make our own conference? With blackjack? And Hookers?
Posted by TrouserTrout
Member since Nov 2017
6425 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 5:50 pm to
Eat a fat dick!
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
7251 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

tex1029
Ready to get rolling and helping elevate this conference from a $$$ and prestige perspective.


Aren't those 2 of the main reasons you want to be here?
Posted by Digger
Bullock Creek
Member since Jun 2019
185 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

What's up you backwoods MFers. Texas die hard here

You've done bumped your damn head.
Posted by Judah Mann
Houston Area
Member since Aug 2016
2033 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

We In Austin.


My condolences.
Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15308 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 7:46 pm to
frick yourself
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
18924 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

becoming Alabama on the football field



Your storied program has never been on Bama's level.

You've been a big fish in a small pond for your existence and have very little to show for it in any sport.

The old SWC gave you enough wins to have delusions of grandeur but your program is middle of the pack even in the weak conference you're in. Poetic justice, and a generation should pass before that program is allowed any success because of past transgressions.

A part of me says let you in so I can witness your program's failures increase, but I'd rather say go screw your pompous selves.


F u c k texas.
This post was edited on 7/22/21 at 7:50 pm
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24830 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 7:50 pm to
frick you, sip.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

tex1029
Posted by SECaptain
Member since Jan 2017
310 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Stanford in the classroom with the ability of becoming Alabama on the football field. We are honored (as I'm sure the SEC is) to join the conference.

Please let me know if you have any questions!





Posted by ArkLaTexTiger
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
2460 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

Stanford in the classroom


Is a sports psychology degree from UT any better?
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
15786 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:23 pm to
This isn’t going to work. It’s not me, it’s you.
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
5827 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

What's up you backwoods MFers. Texas die hard here. Ready to get rolling and helping elevate this conference from a $$$ and prestige perspective.

Stanford in the classroom with the ability of becoming Alabama on the football field. We are honored (as I'm sure the SEC is) to join the conference.

Please let me know if you have any questions!


I’m impressed by this display of hubris given how everything from the moment Dareus broke their puny quarterback until now has gone for them.

Apparently they’re still a fair deal of humbling needed in Austin. Glad you signed up for the masterclass of humbling one’s self.
Posted by DannyBateman
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
1458 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

What's up you backwoods MFers. Texas die hard here.


These Backwoods MFers know how to play grown arse man football. You biatches sure don't .....

Posted by Genestealer55
ARLINGTON
Member since May 2017
7256 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:28 pm to
You guys can’t even beat TCU in anything…and you think you have a chance in the SEC?
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
19628 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:34 pm to
how you going to handle the SEC when you melt and get triggered at the horns down?
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
5639 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:36 pm to

Don’t you have school song to protest?
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:42 pm to
Charles Whitman was right

Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 7/22/21 at 8:44 pm to
We are putting you in to the death cage match will bama hoping you kill or at least significantly weaken each other
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