touchdownjeebus

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I had a gun pointed at me because I rolled down my window at a red light in Orange Beach, started making the rock, paper, scissors motions to the car beside me. I looked to check the light and turned back to a pistol pointed right at my head.

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You didn’t want to ask rock, paper, scissors, shoot, did you?

City park ave.

May you be gifted with Chocolate covered pretzels.

Most will miss that reference, lol.

Whatever floats your boat. If my needs aren’t met, I’m leaving. I don’t need to settle. Not everyone is full of shite, but if it makes you feel better, believe wtf you want.

Probably, but maybe not. Plenty on the board know me.

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You have a sex doll don't you?

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No but steers and queers and Texas or something seems to apply with regard to you, you low energy, fat frick.

If you say so. Find someone that matches your energy, I suppose.

But I’m not lying. I have sex almost every night before I go to sleep and almost every morning when I wake up. If we are running a little late, a morning may be missed or if we have had a late night or long day, an evening may be missed, but it’s pretty consistent.

Just because you don’t do it or can’t, doesn’t mean it isn’t true.

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I’m not married but we live together and yes, If my needs weren’t being met a conversation would be had. If my needs weren’t being met still, I’d leave, married or not.

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Everyone believes you have sex 14 times a week. Who even has time for that?

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IDGAF if you believe it or not, lol. If you aren’t, then fix yourself and your relationship.

I wouldn’t stand for that, sorry. I have needs and if they aren’t being met, I will find someone to meet them.

If I wasn’t putting a roof over their head and food on the table, you think she’d stay? Either take care of my needs, be cool with me having someone on the side take care of my needs, or understand that your life is about to change drastically.