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Texas A&M taking care of those Murder Hornets you’re so afraid of
Posted on 5/7/20 at 9:14 am
Posted on 5/7/20 at 9:14 am
https://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Agrilife-creates-murder-hornet-task-force-at-request-of-Gov-Abbott-570250961.html
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You’ve probably seen “murder hornets” popping up in your Facebook feed this week.
The two-inch insects, actually known as Asian giant hornets, can kill humans if they are stung multiple times. The hornets are also strong enough to puncture a beekeeper’s suit.
Gov. Greg Abbott instructed Texas A&M Agrilife experts to direct strategies for protecting Texans, agriculture, and honeybees if the giant hornet arrives in Texas.
The task force will bring together experts from across the Texas A&M system, including Texas A&M AgriLife Research, Texas A&M AgriLife Extension Service, the Texas A&M Department of Entomology, and the Center for Cross-Border Threat Screening and Supply Chain Defense.
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Posted on 5/7/20 at 9:24 am to Farmer1906
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The task force will bring together experts from across the Texas A&M system,
We are so fricked.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 9:25 am to Farmer1906
Finally A&M pulling their weight around here.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 9:48 am to Farmer1906
Everyone, relax.
I got this.
I got this.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 9:59 am to Farmer1906
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task force
Not was I was Expecting to see.
A real solution: baws holding a tennis racket and flying insect spray searching the woods finding hives.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 10:53 am to Farmer1906
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Aggies hornets
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:01 am to Farmer1906
Find the nests and burn them out. Wrap a gasoline soaked rag around the end of a 15 foot pole, set fire and fry the bastahds. Now that will get A&M a $500K grant to study.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:10 am to Farmer1906
the only thing that will come of that is a paper on how to frick ‘em without getting stung...just like y’all find a way to frick every other animal.
your rich history of various forms of stump breaking is really your only “tradition.”
your rich history of various forms of stump breaking is really your only “tradition.”
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:15 am to Farmer1906
Just use a shop vac to vacuum them up at night. They don't sting at night.
This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 11:17 am
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:27 pm to Farmer1906
talking about taking care of a problem is not actually taking care of a problem
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:28 pm to Farmer1906
Pump sprayer, gasoline, fire
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:32 pm to Farmer1906
If a thing could be killed with The Ghey, Aggie would win one Nobel prize after another.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:32 pm to Farmer1906
Are the killer hornets all males?
Because that’s the only way aggies will be interested, if they are all male.
Because that’s the only way aggies will be interested, if they are all male.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:37 pm to Wtxtiger
Was that supposed to be funny? :cringe:
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:42 pm to Farmer1906
So, aTm engineered them in a lab?
aTm is Chyna!
aTm is Chyna!
Posted on 5/7/20 at 2:10 pm to Errerrerrwere
Murder Hornets - 50
Aggie- 7
Aggie- 7
Posted on 5/7/20 at 2:55 pm to bopper50
Please save us faggies from the "Killer Hornets"! 
This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 5/7/20 at 3:02 pm to Farmer1906
Cold Fusion and now Murder Hornets
Posted on 5/7/20 at 3:07 pm to Farmer1906
That would be a bad arse mascot
Posted on 5/7/20 at 3:18 pm to Farmer1906
They kill 50 people a year in Japan. I’m not too worried at all. Now, if I harvested honey and had a significant bee farm, I would be curious.
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