Kyrie Eleison
| Favorite team: | LSU |
| Location: | Waco, Texas |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Rollin' with the Anti-Christ... |
| Occupation: | Lawyer |
| Number of Posts: | 1585 |
| Registered on: | 7/31/2012 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: That giant sucking sound.
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 10/31/25 at 1:49 pm to Mr_Humidity
i don't think many of you fully appreciate the size and heft of the recruiting dildo that's about to be repeatedly rammed up our arse for the foreseeable future.
and said dildo will arrive unlubed...
and said dildo will arrive unlubed...
re: Bert Illini vs Bert Ark says it all about SEC v B10
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 9/6/25 at 2:44 pm to Jack Ruby
well that’s no fun for us.
re: Not sure what LSU/Clemson game this writer watched...or maybe they didn't watch it at all.
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 9/5/25 at 4:23 pm to Hurricane2020
probably right but personally in an ideal world I’d prefer UNC and UVa (for reasons other than just football).
re: Freeze needs to win this game Friday.
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 8/26/25 at 12:46 pm to crimsoncoded94
living in Waco and my wife being an admin at Baylor i was able to watch a closed intrasquad last week.
i would not all be surprised if Baylor not only beats but curbstomps Auburn.
for this early in the season they looked very well coached, buckled up and tight. vocal leadership and talent at the skill positions was evident. pretty much picked right back up where they were the last half of the 2024 season.
Barn is in for a ride...
i would not all be surprised if Baylor not only beats but curbstomps Auburn.
for this early in the season they looked very well coached, buckled up and tight. vocal leadership and talent at the skill positions was evident. pretty much picked right back up where they were the last half of the 2024 season.
Barn is in for a ride...
When aren’t fossils on your mind?
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 8/22/25 at 8:19 am
re: Funniest One-liner Your HS Coach Ever Said To You
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 8/10/25 at 11:52 am to morganwadefan
Port Neches-Groves, 1985. Offseason conditioning drills running 8 sets of 200 meter gassers, team was separated into 6 different groups, one of which was the OL…which ran last.
Two of our biggest fats were going all out to not be last because last place had to gather up the equipment. Spradley beat Watts by a step and started talking shite, coach Wynn says “Watts is disqualified for drafting. That means Spradley finished last.”
I busted out laughing and Sprad looked at me and goes “What’s drafting?” and before I could get a word out Coach Wynn says “Don’t tell em! Spradley, you just now finished last next week too for being a dumbass.”
fricked him 10 ways over for talking smack and being an idiot.
fricking Sradley. Lol
Two of our biggest fats were going all out to not be last because last place had to gather up the equipment. Spradley beat Watts by a step and started talking shite, coach Wynn says “Watts is disqualified for drafting. That means Spradley finished last.”
I busted out laughing and Sprad looked at me and goes “What’s drafting?” and before I could get a word out Coach Wynn says “Don’t tell em! Spradley, you just now finished last next week too for being a dumbass.”
fricked him 10 ways over for talking smack and being an idiot.
fricking Sradley. Lol
re: Breaking news I’m hearing tahaaaaaad petiford has been arrested for DUI
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 7/13/25 at 8:30 am to MSFB2
MSFB2 be all…

re: Brian Kelly is going hard after his first NC.
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 7/13/25 at 7:50 am to Chalkywhite84
Austin Thomas
Blake baker
Corey Raymond
Greg McMahon
it actually speaks well of his humility and willingness to admit error for the greater good over his ego. lot of folks at that level don’t have that capability.
imagine the first call to Raymond or Thomas…”I fricked up; willing to sit down with me?” any man who comes at me like that will have my attention.
better to eat crow when it’s fresh and tender rather let false pride and ego get in the way until it’s old and tough.
Blake baker
Corey Raymond
Greg McMahon
it actually speaks well of his humility and willingness to admit error for the greater good over his ego. lot of folks at that level don’t have that capability.
imagine the first call to Raymond or Thomas…”I fricked up; willing to sit down with me?” any man who comes at me like that will have my attention.
better to eat crow when it’s fresh and tender rather let false pride and ego get in the way until it’s old and tough.
re: James Carville misrepresenting LSU
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 4/17/25 at 9:53 am to Nomadic Bengal
quote:
Do you understand how ignorant and stupid this makes you look?
lol...of course he doesn't; guy's greatest achievements are finishing his GED at 24, window licking, and cowering in the corner at the slightest of confrontations. so he digital shite talks like a 4th grader b/c he heard someone else say it and his smooth brain thinking thought it sounded cool.
re: Caught a Chain Pickerel Yesterday
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 4/15/25 at 4:29 pm to 225Tyga
if this thread is any indication of your general knowledge about things, you don't know shite from frick
hate frick your own face, jackass.
hate frick your own face, jackass.
re: Caught a Chain Pickerel Yesterday
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 4/14/25 at 4:00 pm to 225Tyga
it's not a pike, it's a chain pickeral...same fam, entirely different species.
and just so you know, that pick in the photo is a pretty fricking big one for that species...damn near maximum size.
pike get way, way larger than that.
and just so you know, that pick in the photo is a pretty fricking big one for that species...damn near maximum size.
pike get way, way larger than that.
re: I see many of our faithful fans have opted out of the bowl game…
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 12/21/24 at 9:48 am to penman
yeah frick that. i have a personal stake in this one regardless of how meaningless it is in terms of our goals and expectations.
i live in Waco, my wife is an administrator at Baylor and did her PhD there. my mom’s a Baylor grad as is my sister, her husband (PhD), and 3 of their 4 kids.
my oldest son is a Baylor grad, my middle son will graduate from Baylor next December, and my youngest son AND stepson are both freshman at Baylor having just finished their first semester.
and I’m the only LSU grad of our sad, sorted lot (there was no fricking way this blue blood coonass was ever going anywhere else but LSU).
I’m actually a big fan of Baylor: my kids have received, now and in the past, an excellent education and experience here. And the perks from her job are amazing (for example, all of our kids received 100% tuition remission and allowed scholarships to be used for room/meal plans/books, etc). Free education for 4 kids at an R1 university? Sign us up.
Furthermore my wife has to go to every home game and enjoys primo and unlimited access to all sporting events, her particular access required multiple security clearances, including an extremely thorough federal screening, for her particular job, which means i do not get to follow along. But they do supply me with excellent seats for free. And i enjoy it and root for them.
But not this game.
Trust me when I say I’m shite talking nonstop from down to dark to family, friends, my many colleagues who are BU grads and most especially my wife’s friends and colleagues. frick them. frick ALL of ‘em. We’re going to a Xmas party tonight of higher administration and I’m wearing purple and gold.
Should we lose this game…and it’s a definite possibility given how BU has improved across the board each game…the amount of retribution I will endure will be relentless.
But frick it. In for a penny, in for a pound. Hero or zero, nothing else.
Just win, baby.
Btw, any questions about their team I’ll be happy to answer.
i live in Waco, my wife is an administrator at Baylor and did her PhD there. my mom’s a Baylor grad as is my sister, her husband (PhD), and 3 of their 4 kids.
my oldest son is a Baylor grad, my middle son will graduate from Baylor next December, and my youngest son AND stepson are both freshman at Baylor having just finished their first semester.
and I’m the only LSU grad of our sad, sorted lot (there was no fricking way this blue blood coonass was ever going anywhere else but LSU).
I’m actually a big fan of Baylor: my kids have received, now and in the past, an excellent education and experience here. And the perks from her job are amazing (for example, all of our kids received 100% tuition remission and allowed scholarships to be used for room/meal plans/books, etc). Free education for 4 kids at an R1 university? Sign us up.
Furthermore my wife has to go to every home game and enjoys primo and unlimited access to all sporting events, her particular access required multiple security clearances, including an extremely thorough federal screening, for her particular job, which means i do not get to follow along. But they do supply me with excellent seats for free. And i enjoy it and root for them.
But not this game.
Trust me when I say I’m shite talking nonstop from down to dark to family, friends, my many colleagues who are BU grads and most especially my wife’s friends and colleagues. frick them. frick ALL of ‘em. We’re going to a Xmas party tonight of higher administration and I’m wearing purple and gold.
Should we lose this game…and it’s a definite possibility given how BU has improved across the board each game…the amount of retribution I will endure will be relentless.
But frick it. In for a penny, in for a pound. Hero or zero, nothing else.
Just win, baby.
Btw, any questions about their team I’ll be happy to answer.
re: Ben Bell Texas State #1 edge
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 12/12/24 at 10:16 am to Captain Crown
:lol:
re: Ben Bell Texas State #1 edge
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 12/12/24 at 9:55 am to CanebreakCajun

re: Do you ever pull for other SEC teams when not facing LSU? Re:Vandy
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 10/21/24 at 7:44 am to fr33manator
Texas better strap up this weekend bc Vandy’s gonna pop em in the mouth as soon as the bell rings.
in regards to the question, hell no. frick ALL of em, but especially aTm. if the Aggies were playing a team of all-stars from the Taliban, Hezbollah, Hamas, North Korea and China, I’d root for the all-stars.
bunch insufferable bastards who can’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
in regards to the question, hell no. frick ALL of em, but especially aTm. if the Aggies were playing a team of all-stars from the Taliban, Hezbollah, Hamas, North Korea and China, I’d root for the all-stars.
bunch insufferable bastards who can’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Which one of you is…
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 10/2/24 at 7:22 am
re: For those travelling to Vegas: sign suggestion
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 8/26/24 at 3:47 pm to sicboy

re: Joe Sloan on Kaleb Jackson: ‘He’s a powerful, powerful human’
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 8/9/24 at 6:35 am to semjase
yes, because the TE is the only one who can block. no one else, just our TE position.
it takes a miserable, utterly alone, bitter individual to wake up at 4:20 am with such a high level of bastard.
it takes a miserable, utterly alone, bitter individual to wake up at 4:20 am with such a high level of bastard.
I think we’re going to okay on D
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 7/19/24 at 8:45 am
fully expect the scheme to be worlds better than the previous season, as well as individual development and technique to be much improved. Baker knows how to scheme and work with personnel to work around weaknesses, and expect LB play be much improved across the board given how Baker was able to transform Damone Clark from decent with loads of potential into a damn good LB in a single season. I can easily the same transformation with Penn who has been fairly solid but inconsistent technique wise and sometimes gets lost in the wash. Weeks’ instincts will be maximized and Perkins will be all over the place position wise forcing Os to find him presnap.
Bo will have Guillory playing a much higher level at the 0 tech given his development history at UT, and will dramatically improve our DL technique assuming the kids buy in. Recall last year the DL really had no dedicated position coach after what’s-his-face went down with a heart attack and were coached up by a hodgepodge committee. Thats gone, and any improvement will profound and noticeable and have positive results on the field.
Say what you want about Raymond but good lord he’s worlds better than Steeples. Dude was way over his head, getting in the door on personality and recruiting chops, but I’ve never seen such poor technique and tackling from our CBs …constantly out of position pre snap, on the wrong foot, unable to break on the ball. Toviano will be night and day better with a year in and new scheme/coaching, as will Stamps. Same with the safeties.
It’ll be bend not break, but we’ll be 10-14 pts better than last year. And with each improvement confidence will grow. And that’s a huge factor bc trust in coaches and scheme is half the battle (something completely absent last year).
The issue is depth; the gods will have to have mercy on us health wise but if that pans out we’ll be salty.
Cautiously optimistic…
Bo will have Guillory playing a much higher level at the 0 tech given his development history at UT, and will dramatically improve our DL technique assuming the kids buy in. Recall last year the DL really had no dedicated position coach after what’s-his-face went down with a heart attack and were coached up by a hodgepodge committee. Thats gone, and any improvement will profound and noticeable and have positive results on the field.
Say what you want about Raymond but good lord he’s worlds better than Steeples. Dude was way over his head, getting in the door on personality and recruiting chops, but I’ve never seen such poor technique and tackling from our CBs …constantly out of position pre snap, on the wrong foot, unable to break on the ball. Toviano will be night and day better with a year in and new scheme/coaching, as will Stamps. Same with the safeties.
It’ll be bend not break, but we’ll be 10-14 pts better than last year. And with each improvement confidence will grow. And that’s a huge factor bc trust in coaches and scheme is half the battle (something completely absent last year).
The issue is depth; the gods will have to have mercy on us health wise but if that pans out we’ll be salty.
Cautiously optimistic…
re: Are we in the Golden Age of LSU QBs?
Posted by Kyrie Eleison on 7/18/24 at 9:42 pm to saintsfan92612
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Those late Miles teams with literally anyone semi-comptent at QB would have been trouble
Many of them were more than competent, they were just forced to play in and operate a shite scheme and were provided with even shittier development, coaching and play calling.
Andrew Luck would’ve looked turrible had he played for Miles.
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