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re: Sumrall likes his pedicures

Posted on 7/26/26 at 10:11 am to
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
10526 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 10:11 am to
Sumrall seems like the type of dude you wouldn't want to be stuck in a conversation with. He would be way too intense and stand way too close and you could definitely feel his breath, even if it didn't smell bad.

He also looks like fresh Kirby food.

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This post was edited on 7/26/26 at 10:15 am
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
1611 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 11:07 am to
quote:

No, if you are using baby wipes you are a small child. But you are making progress.
How many people in the US use bidets and are as enlightened as you? 1%? So, for the 99% you're saying dry toilet paper is the best option? Nah.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30565 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 11:08 am to
LSU does care about winning more from the very obvious evidence......does not mean you do not have very dumb fans. So not seeing your point at all.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30565 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 11:09 am to
I thought everyone used baby wipes on their toddlers..wtf is going on?
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
1611 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 11:12 am to
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I thought everyone used baby wipes on their toddlers..wtf is going on?
I've been seeing commercials for a product called "Dude Wipes" to take market share from Huggies. It's a thing. They work on adults is what I'm saying.
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
10254 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

Huh
he’s a vol fan pretending to be a Florida fan
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
10254 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Who gives a shite about that stuff? Fans are going to talk smack regardless.
he’s a vol fan trying to troll Florida fans
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4465 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:17 pm to
What’s wrong with him getting a pedicure?
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
10254 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:20 pm to
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What’s wrong with him getting a pedicure?
it’s a bit effeminate but imo there’s nothing wrong with it
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
42132 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:23 pm to
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You neanderthals


I'm white so yes, thanks man
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4465 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

it’s a bit effeminate but imo there’s nothing wrong with it


Why is it effeminate? I know plenty of guys who get pedicures, including my brother in law. I enjoy getting them as well.
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
10254 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Why is it effeminate?
a lot of grooming tendencies can be considered a bit effeminate.

As I said I see absolutely nothing wrong wit it just staying what the general stigma around it is
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
18800 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

How many people in the US use bidets and are as enlightened as you? 1%? So, for the 99% you're saying dry toilet paper is the best option? Nah.


Huh?

Just try the bidet. Dont worry about 99% of Americans.
Posted by InTheJarFootball
Member since Jul 2026
2 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 3:21 pm to
if wimen gonna do one thing always its embarass their husbands lmao
Posted by Mo Debumly
Member since May 2026
346 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 4:45 pm to
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Dumb bltch should have kept her mouth shut.

Wood!


Posted by Rzrbackguy
Apalachicola, FL
Member since Jul 2014
2720 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 8:34 pm to
The first segmentation of the human population is to separate them into two groups. One shits and smears it around, the other shits and washes it off.

Once you do a bidet you never go back. Besides….if you’re lucky you’ll be 85 with arthritis and unable to reach your butthole…..ijs.
Posted by Golfer1
Naples, FL
Member since Jan 2021
5209 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 8:44 pm to
Lane 100% gets manis and pedis. I don’t think anyone would deny that.

If you haven’t had a pedi in your life you need to get out a little. Game changer
Posted by LVag1997
Member since Jun 2021
1357 posts
Posted on 7/26/26 at 11:42 pm to
I don't know what to think of this thread.

1. Dudes getting pedis
2. Dudes wiping their arse with baby wipes
3. Dudes using bedets

All on an LSU board.

Chicken must be laughing at this crap. No pun intended.
Posted by semjase
New Smyrna Beach FL
Member since May 2014
16735 posts
Posted on 7/27/26 at 12:14 am to
quote:

You neanderthals probably dont own a bidet either. Just walking around all day with funky feet and swamp arse.
The majority of the SEC Rant and Tiger Rant are exactly this!
Posted by Forever
Member since Dec 2019
7051 posts
Posted on 7/27/26 at 3:52 am to
Aaaand he’s done. Ton of momentum coming out of media days and his wannabe wife ruined his tenure before it even started. I’d be so pissed if I were a Florida fan
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