re: Some deep BK thoughts for LSU fans

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DP4Tide

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Little Double Penetration for the Tide? Is this the "LSU fan stuck a finger in my booty" dude?

Guess that's as deep thinking as we'll ever get from bama fans.

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LSU hired a coach who’s 0-2 against Saban with a margin of defeat of 73-28; 0-2 against Smart; 1-3 against Clemson’s Dabo Swinney; 0-1 in home games against Cincinnati’s Luke Fickell; 3-5 against Michigan; and 0-5 in New Year’s Six-level bowl games, plus a BCS national championship.

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These stats are totally worthless, and here's why:

Let's say a boxing trainer worked with Boxer A for several years, but the boxer's record was 10-22 (10 wins only). A decade later, the boxing trainer decides to commit and work with another boxer (Boxer B) whose record is 26-6. Does that make the trainer a bad one taking into account that he first trained Boxer A?

And most of those were bowl games that were a typically overrated Notre Dame team had no business being in.

The SEC (Bama and Texas 8-4 fans in particular) seem to be completely shook by our coaching hire

We hired Saban and he had exactly 0 wins over Saban before we hired him and he did a fantastic job.


See. I can post irrelevant crap too. You're not special.

In pretty much all those games Kelly had a clear talent disadvantage. Kelly's teams generally don't lose games when he has the more talented team, and he won't have very many games at LSU where he's at a clear talent disadvantage. Why the hell do you think he came here?

I recall when bammer wooed Saban back from the NFL…many LSU fans we’re talking trash, just like your dumb arse. The smarter LSU fans were thinking, damn…we’re screwed. I’m thinking the silent majority at bammer are in the ‘we’re screwed’ camp… Realizing that Saban is 70 and soon to retire while LSU has a minimum of a 10 year run with Kelly at the helm. Everyone in the SEC has feared this day. The day LSU gets a real coach who can bring a stable, steady diet of dubs. Everyone has always feared what happen if LSU ever got a coach that was smart and solid….who not only knows the X’s & O’s but also how to recruit and keep the talent in the state. Fear the rising, bammer. We comin’!

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Muh cultural fit.

He's Catholic and likes to drink. He'll fit right in.

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It's all so absurd. Nick Saban is a weird anti-social autistic savant that doesn't "culturally fit" with ANYTHING but his "Process." He attracts recruits with the idea that he will help them grow and succeed - period.

I blame a lot of us as much as anyone for creating and perpetuating this retarded "one of us" narrative, but it is really nothing but that.

Nick Saban lost to UAB and ULM (with Kirby on staff).
Kirby also lost to Vanderbilt.

they have 28 current players from SEC states. Most recruits are from all over the country. not tied to a specific region.