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re: So this lady at work...

Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
11661 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:41 pm to
Just remember...you're a cull as well
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:43 pm to
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Bad news, guys.

We all have to swear that none of this ever happened


Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

So this lady at work... by Vecchio Canehas been chasing me for months


quote:

and she thinks that she can talk the old man into giving her husband the ticket


wait? Some married woman who is "not a looker" is chasing you wanting to watch the game with you?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66920 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

this lady at work has been chasing me for months.


quote:

she thinks that she can talk the old man into giving her husband the ticket, in the hopes of luring me out to "watch the game" with her.


Maybe you can get a BJ.

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her husband


Nevermind...
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17268 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:53 pm to
If you ain’t hit it by now , forget about it. Get a 30 of Keystone Lite and wake up with a bad head and projectile diarrhea.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16548 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

in the hopes of luring me out to "watch the game" with her.


You on any Blood pressure medication? Can you physically handle it?
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:00 pm to
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Saskwatch





Happy New Year, F'er!
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 4:01 pm
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16548 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:03 pm to
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 4:04 pm
Posted by Irate Tiger141
Pontchatoula
Member since Oct 2013
101 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 1:30 am to
Got Pics?
Posted by Inadvertent Whistle
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2015
4372 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 3:06 am to
Slumpbuster?
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 3:34 am to
The sheer amount of imperceptive meatheads in this response thread is astounding, added bonus is the amount of them with the scarlet letter by their name.

Good work my friend, nice stringer

This post was edited on 1/6/18 at 3:36 am
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14330 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:08 am to
quote:

has been chasing me for months. Her father got a corporate ticket to Monday's game, and she thinks that she can talk the old man into giving her husband the ticket, in the hopes of luring me out to "watch the game" with her.
some transgender folk are wild in the rack (picked that info up from Owlie) - try it.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32231 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 7:35 am to
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So this lady at work...
No. No she's not.
Posted by LegendOfCobb
Athens of the West
Member since Jun 2014
2365 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 7:59 am to
I just Ike the idea that some Bama fan is gonna post on this board excitedly this afternoon that his father in law gave him a ticket to go to the game...


Unless that’s already happened and i missed the joke.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11313 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 8:07 am to
Bet you are a real keeper too...farm boy
Posted by TFH
Member since Apr 2016
2159 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 8:16 am to
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Ask H.R. what to do. Their advice when it comes to those situations is the best.


My HR head would say put it in HIS butt. And ask how it was and if he can have a turn
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 8:47 am to
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 8:50 am to
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What should I do? Try to get the ticket for myself?

ETA: Not a looker


Dude if you're the fat guy in that BBQ pic you have as your sig, you should marry this chick.

Seriously though, I would definitely go and just take one for the team. You don't sound like you need a slumpbuster, slayer but maybe you could slumpbust for someone on your team who is in need.
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Cobb Dawg



Damn was that old man jacking it? I bet they had some serious old people sex that night.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 8:58 am to
Make sure you tape it to send to her husband.
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