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re: So this lady at work...
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:41 pm to Vecchio Cane
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:41 pm to Vecchio Cane
Just remember...you're a cull as well
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:43 pm to Vecchio Cane
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Bad news, guys.
We all have to swear that none of this ever happened
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:45 pm to Vecchio Cane
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So this lady at work... by Vecchio Canehas been chasing me for months
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and she thinks that she can talk the old man into giving her husband the ticket
wait? Some married woman who is "not a looker" is chasing you wanting to watch the game with you?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:53 pm to Vecchio Cane
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this lady at work has been chasing me for months.
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she thinks that she can talk the old man into giving her husband the ticket, in the hopes of luring me out to "watch the game" with her.
Maybe you can get a BJ.
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her husband
Nevermind...
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:53 pm to Vecchio Cane
If you ain’t hit it by now , forget about it. Get a 30 of Keystone Lite and wake up with a bad head and projectile diarrhea.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:00 pm to Vecchio Cane
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in the hopes of luring me out to "watch the game" with her.
You on any Blood pressure medication? Can you physically handle it?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:00 pm to Saskwatch
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Saskwatch
Happy New Year, F'er!
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:03 pm to Vecchio Cane
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 4:04 pm
Posted on 1/6/18 at 3:34 am to Vecchio Cane
The sheer amount of imperceptive meatheads in this response thread is astounding, added bonus is the amount of them with the scarlet letter by their name.
Good work my friend, nice stringer
Good work my friend, nice stringer
This post was edited on 1/6/18 at 3:36 am
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:08 am to Vecchio Cane
quote:some transgender folk are wild in the rack (picked that info up from Owlie) - try it.
has been chasing me for months. Her father got a corporate ticket to Monday's game, and she thinks that she can talk the old man into giving her husband the ticket, in the hopes of luring me out to "watch the game" with her.
Posted on 1/6/18 at 7:35 am to Vecchio Cane
quote:No. No she's not.
So this lady at work...
Posted on 1/6/18 at 7:59 am to Vecchio Cane
I just Ike the idea that some Bama fan is gonna post on this board excitedly this afternoon that his father in law gave him a ticket to go to the game...
Unless that’s already happened and i missed the joke.
Unless that’s already happened and i missed the joke.
Posted on 1/6/18 at 8:07 am to Vecchio Cane
Bet you are a real keeper too...farm boy
Posted on 1/6/18 at 8:16 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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Ask H.R. what to do. Their advice when it comes to those situations is the best.
My HR head would say put it in HIS butt. And ask how it was and if he can have a turn
Posted on 1/6/18 at 8:50 am to Vecchio Cane
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What should I do? Try to get the ticket for myself?
ETA: Not a looker
Dude if you're the fat guy in that BBQ pic you have as your sig, you should marry this chick.
Seriously though, I would definitely go and just take one for the team. You don't sound like you need a slumpbuster, slayer but maybe you could slumpbust for someone on your team who is in need.
Posted on 1/6/18 at 8:51 am to Cobb Dawg
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Cobb Dawg
Damn was that old man jacking it? I bet they had some serious old people sex that night.
Posted on 1/6/18 at 8:58 am to Vecchio Cane
Make sure you tape it to send to her husband.
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