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So this lady at work...
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:46 pm
has been chasing me for months. Her father got a corporate ticket to Monday's game, and she thinks that she can talk the old man into giving her husband the ticket, in the hopes of luring me out to "watch the game" with her.
What should I do? Try to get the ticket for myself?
ETA: Not a looker
What should I do? Try to get the ticket for myself?
ETA: Not a looker
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:47 pm to Vecchio Cane
Do it
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:48 pm to Vecchio Cane
:idontbelieveyou:
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:48 pm to Vecchio Cane
Take one for the team
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:49 pm to Vecchio Cane
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ETA: Not a looker
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:51 pm to Old Sarge
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:51 pm to Vecchio Cane
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ETA: Not a looker
You have to ask yourself one question - What will she want AFTER THE GAME?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:55 pm to Dawgirl
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What will she want AFTER THE GAME?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:58 pm to Vecchio Cane
...I'd still hit it
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:07 pm to Vecchio Cane
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has been chasing me for months. Her father got a corporate ticket to Monday's game, and she thinks that she can talk the old man into giving her husband the ticket, in the hopes of luring me out to "watch the game" with her.
What should I do? Try to get the ticket for myself?
ETA: Not a looker
This sounds like a good premise for a romantic comedy.
Try taking off her glasses and undoing her ponytail. The girl is always really hot after that.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:18 pm to Vecchio Cane
HD TVs and your own facilities are a better draw than fighting all of those people and possibly getting molested by "not a looker." Say thanks but no thanks.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:18 pm to UGATiger26
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The girl is always really hot after that.
I'm listening...
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:19 pm to Vecchio Cane
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What should I do? Try to get the ticket for myself?
Tell her you'll put it in her back door Tuesday if she can get you the hubby's ticket Monday by noon.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:22 pm to WorkinDawg
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Tell her you'll put it in her back door Tuesday if she can get you the hubby's ticket Monday by noon.
This. frick her in the arse and quit it. Then always leer at her with a knowing smile that only she knows means "I beat the inside of your arse hole out bitch."
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:25 pm to Vecchio Cane
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ETA: Not a looker
If you hit it from behind, you don't have to worry about looking at her. Then when you're ready to "explode" just do it all over the fugly face.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:25 pm to Vecchio Cane
Ask H.R. what to do. Their advice when it comes to those situations is the best.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:28 pm to Vecchio Cane
Free tickets means plenty of money for alcohol
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:32 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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Ask H.R. what to do. Their advice when it comes to those situations is the best.
I lol'd
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:33 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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Ask H.R. what to do.
Bad news, guys.
We all have to swear that none of this ever happened
Posted on 1/5/18 at 3:36 pm to Vecchio Cane
Tell her husband his hooker wife is trying to get you to PIIHB.
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