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re: So it begins - LSU rumored to make deal with PE

Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:15 pm to
Posted by SoonerKA1999
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:15 pm to
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It’ll be so bad you’ll have to keep posting about LSU at 3 am for at least another decade


Just like LSU posts about Bama indefinitely?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:17 pm to
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LSU has officially entered their "I can't keep up with my loan payments, maybe what I need is another loan to pay off some of my previous loans!" phase of their existence. Fitting for a program that is the equivalent of a trailer park.


Alabama football will be entering into a similar fundraising path within 3 years, you just don't realize it yet.


Posted by SoonerKA1999
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:19 pm to
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Good luck raising that 100 mill from your donors, poors


Funny, we did $241 Million without selling our souls.

OU Raises $241 Million
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:20 pm to
Get the lighter ready
Posted by SECCaptain
Member since Jun 2025
2493 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:21 pm to
This isn't a difficult conversation

It's selling future cash flows in order to cover current/future liabilities. The issue is those future deficits are only going to grow by whatever haircut the university is taking on this exchange. The whole option to buy back those revenues is redundant as the university will still be operating at a deficit, they won't have the capital to exercise it
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 10:23 pm
Posted by BurnsideStyle
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:22 pm to
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Our Athletic Director was a private equity principal before he took this job. Wonder why he didn't get the Stephens boys to cut Ole Miss a similar deal? Because he knows better. That's why.


Kieeeeeeef!!!! R&R!
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:24 pm to
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Alabama football will be entering into a similar fundraising path within 3 years, you just don't realize it yet.


Even if this is true, somehow I feel like we will take a wiser path than, "We give you $100m now, you give us 10% of your future earnings from now until the end of time."
Posted by Dawgs2122
Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:26 pm to
This sort of ownership likely isn't what you want. They are focused on the bottom line. It is likely from a purely financial standpoint a team can make more money by being very good and filling the seats, but not going all in to win. Think Liberty Media and the Braves versus The Dodgers ownership. The Braves needed pitching. They signed a guy that is a number 4 starter at best. The Dodgers signed a frontline guy just so other teams didn't get him. Liberty Media likely realizes that the financials between bowing out in the first or second round aren't that different versus winning it all and it may be better not to blow up the payroll.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:26 pm to
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Even if this is true, somehow I feel like we will take a wiser path than, "We give you $100m now, you give us 10% of your future earnings from now until the end of time."


Maybe, but if I told you 3 years ago that Alabama would give a raise/extension to a head coach that was averaging 4 losses a year, you would have also felt like Alabama would be wiser than that, I'm sure.
Posted by SoonerKA1999
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:28 pm to
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Maybe, but if I told you 3 years ago that Alabama would give a raise/extension to a head coach that was averaging 4 losses a year, you would have also felt like Alabama would be wiser than that, I'm sure.


Oh oh!! Now do Brian Kelly!
Posted by TideSaint
God's country
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:29 pm to
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Maybe, but if I told you 3 years ago that Alabama would give a raise/extension to a head coach that was averaging 4 losses a year, you would have also felt like Alabama would be wiser than that, I'm sure.


This is such a stupid, twisted gotcha take.

He went 9-3 in his first year and lost a meaningless bowl game.

He went 10-2 in his second year, lost the SEC Championship Game, won a CFP road game and lost to the first team in history to go 16-0.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72825 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:34 pm to
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This is such a stupid, twisted gotcha take.

He went 9-3 in his first year and lost a meaningless bowl game.

He went 10-2 in his second year, lost the SEC Championship Game, won a CFP road game and lost to the first team in history to go 16-0.


Basically, finishing inside the top 10 equates to a raise/extension at Alabama now, even if you did get blown out in 2 of your final 3 games.

It's not necessarily a shot at Alabama, just proof that everything has changed and craziness abounds.

Sometime very soon, this will just be semipro football, players will be university employees, and a lot of traditions and other good things will go by the wayside in pursuit of the almighty dollar.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72825 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:36 pm to
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Oh oh!! Now do Brian Kelly! 

Brian Kelly never received a raise or extension at LSU, despite also reaching the SECCG and finishing with a better record over his first two seasons.

If you've already given someone an insane contract, there's no point in doubling down until they really win something IMO.
Posted by tigerbait2010
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Member since May 2006
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:40 pm to
Honestly I’d just take a breather from the thread. If everyone were honest no one but Texas and Aggie can sustain the current model for another decade. Just like when they laughed at LSU’s jersey patches and following suit, their athletic departments will announce some spruced up version of PE of a deal with PE. Hell Kentucky is already an LLC the cats will go first with their legal status.
Posted by SoonerKA1999
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Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:43 pm to
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Brian Kelly never received a raise or extension at LSU, despite also reaching the SECCG and finishing with a better record over his first two seasons.

If you've already given someone an insane contract, there's no point in doubling down until they really win something IMO.


But you all bought out his contract and it put you all in the poor house.
Posted by brambo
Member since Aug 2018
399 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:43 pm to
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You’re just sad the “LSU is broke” tired line can’t be used anymore. It was false before and if this is true, it’s definitely still false.


If it makes you understand better, this is like eating seed corn. That's not me gloating or anything either; we're probably all about to do it. Everything is getting worse in college football.
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
7145 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:44 pm to
PE firm would make their money back in 8-10 years then be entitled to a $10M cash flow with zero overhead FOREVER. Lmao what a suckers deal.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72825 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:47 pm to
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Honestly I’d just take a breather from the thread. If everyone were honest no one but Texas and Aggie can sustain the current model for another decade. Just like when they laughed at LSU’s jersey patches and following suit, their athletic departments will announce some spruced up version of PE of a deal with PE. Hell Kentucky is already an LLC the cats will go first with their legal status.


For sure.

Most here are just whistling past the graveyard. It's almost a perfect facsimile of the patch thread a year ago and now everyone is looking to secure a patch sponsor ASAP.



Posted by TideSaint
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Member since Sep 2008
85071 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:51 pm to
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Basically, finishing inside the top 10 equates to a raise/extension at Alabama now, even if you did get blown out in 2 of your final 3 games.



Imagine giving a guy a bigger contract for not being able to do even that.
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 10:52 pm
Posted by tigerbait2010
PNW
Member since May 2006
33776 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:52 pm to
I think it’s interesting that Jackie has framed the concept to make us an NIL machine but the rant is framing it as is merely not being able to service debts. I’m going to go with the guy who made them all sound retarded last fall
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