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So auburn isn't a basketball school, they aren't a football school, they are ...

Posted on 3/22/24 at 11:59 pm
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19082 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 11:59 pm
not an academic powerhouse.

They just suck.
Posted by CamNewtonsDress
Member since Mar 2024
411 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:02 am to
They're a cult.
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15850 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:04 am to
Chick school.
Posted by Opry
Member since Oct 2023
2017 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:47 am to
Their SEC tourny title means nothing.
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15850 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:48 am to
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Their SEC tourny title means nothing.


Disagree. Still hanging a banner for that.
Posted by Opry
Member since Oct 2023
2017 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:54 am to
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Still hanging a banner for that.
Of course they will. They live on moral victories, luck, and anything that makes them feel relevant. Auburn is a school for people with loser mentalities that feel better about themselves by bringing others lower.
Posted by Legionfield
Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
2577 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:56 am to
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Their SEC tourny title means nothing.


Not true. Great accomplishment.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
11092 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 1:17 am to
Do you even bass fish, baw?

(I'm partial to crappie)
Posted by EasternShoreTider
Fairhope, AL
Member since Oct 2018
988 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 1:20 am to
Booger-eating National Champions. Congratulations on another title, boogs.
Posted by one and all
Member since Feb 2012
1163 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 1:42 am to
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They just suck. Posted by GoldenDawg

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They're a cult.Posted by CamNewtonsDress

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Chick school.Posted by SECSolomonGrundy

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They live on moral victories, luck, and anything that makes them feel relevant. Auburn is a school for people with loser mentalities that feel better about themselves by bringing others lower.
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Opry


good to know we stay at the forefront of y'alls mind & keep the hamster in your heads preoccupied.

a gift for your labored thinking:


Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
7265 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 1:53 am to
Heard from a reliable source that when their plane landed back in Auburn Dylan Cardwell got up and flexed and started trying to hype up the other passengers as though he was the one who landed the plane himself even though the pilots did all the work
This post was edited on 3/23/24 at 1:56 am
Posted by one and all
Member since Feb 2012
1163 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 1:57 am to
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Heard from a reliable source that when their plane landed back in Auburn




This post was edited on 3/23/24 at 2:01 am
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21748 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 4:57 am to
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Do you even bass fish, baw?

Auburn doesn’t. Didn’t they get the death penalty for cheating at a fishing tournament a few years back?
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
4316 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 5:45 am to
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Chick school.


Chick(en) school

Posted by Warrior Court
Atlanta
Member since Apr 2022
1245 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 6:02 am to
We’re really good at forestry.

Also, eat shite.
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
13296 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 6:13 am to
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They're a cult.


And you're an alter
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18346 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 6:22 am to
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So auburn isn't a basketball school


Better basketball program than Georgia.

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they aren't a football school


2 national championships, 3 Heisman trophy winners, 9 undefeated seasons, and 16 conference championships. Yeah we suck.

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not an academic powerhouse.


Vanderbilt is the only school in the SEC that is considered an academic powerhouse. Florida with the honorable mention. Your #47 ranking might win you some head-to-head battles, but no one here gives a shite about academic prowess. We’re all average state schools.
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26774 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 6:31 am to
They are druids...tree worshippers
Posted by Mats86
Member since Mar 2021
3578 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 6:36 am to
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Of course they will. They live on moral victories

Well, I to be fair the SEC tournament championship is actual victories.
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
9668 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 8:01 am to
“They just suck.”

We’ve been telling y’all this for years.
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