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re: SEC will temporarily comply with court, fight for right to punish members this Thursday

Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:05 pm to
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
27566 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:05 pm to
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we will all be better off


Bitch, y'all just got here and took your 2 or 3yrs to do so.... after it was made public. You don't get a say so.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
22184 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:07 pm to
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Tom Mars

Is a bona fide moron.
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
31120 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:07 pm to
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Is this where the sec rant gets their hopes up again for a few days only to look like clowns

I think you might be confused that other programs are somehow worried about this or are scared.

We’re actually just watching with incredulity how quickly Lane is doing exactly what we thought he’d do, and how concerning it is that the entire fanbase is defending him.

It’s quite embarrassing to witness, and this time the entire country is doing just that. It’s not just us.
Posted by Tigerdew
The Garden District of Da' Parish
Member since Dec 2003
15694 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:08 pm to
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If I were the SEC’s attorneys I’d subpoena LSU’s entire coaching staff and make sure Thursdays hearing took all day. Hell may even try to bleed it into Friday


When are you dumb fricks going to understand that LSU isn’t involved in any law suits over this shite.
Posted by GeauxLaneTrain
Coastal Empire
Member since Aug 2026
231 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:08 pm to
SEC Rant getting their hopes up again? L O L

Do you not understand that if LSU thought it had even a slight chance at those punishments, they wouldn’t be doing this.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25864 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:09 pm to
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yes because he’s been correct every step of the way so far


I thought he was generally pretty accurate when he is interpreting law. It is when he gets out of his lane and predicts how people will respond to it where it changes from interpretation to fortune teller. And he is not very accurate when predicting coaching decisions and changes.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
22184 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:09 pm to
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paperwasp

Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
53834 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:10 pm to
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And every school in the NCAA/SEC believe in the rule for 5 total years of eligibility or 4 + 1 redshirt before this year and yet some players are going to play who are out of eligibility.

I was angry about Chambliss too. But he wasnt throwing dimes in the NFL preseason games in the whole month of August. Yall managed to UP the mockery of the game while maintaining the victim act.
This post was edited on 8/30/26 at 9:21 pm
Posted by Goldingera
Member since Dec 2025
109 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:11 pm to
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When are you dumb fricks going to understand that LSU isn’t involved in any law suits over this shite.


Subpoena ad testificandum: Requires a non-party to attend and give testimony at a deposition, hearing, or trial.

fricking retard coonasses

Louisiana rules of civ pro- “ A witness, whether a party or not, who resides or is employed in this state may be subpoenaed to attend a trial or hearing wherever held in this state.”
This post was edited on 8/30/26 at 9:16 pm
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25864 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:12 pm to
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When are you dumb fricks going to understand that LSU isn’t involved in any law suits over this shite.


If Harris plays, is he going to play for the circuit court’s football team? Or LSU?
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
14138 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:13 pm to
LSU isn’t the only school that is bringing back interns. I thought Texas was doing it, but that’s #JustDifferent
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
43739 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:13 pm to
College football as it currently stands is FUBAR

I don’t think any LSU fan is arguing that. The system is completely broken but we are just playing the hand we were dealt right now. Whether it’s LSU, Texas, Mizzou, etc. there was always going to be insane scenarios like this happening before real change and order was restored. Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette. Until now, just going to sit back and enjoy the shite show. And I suggest you do the same.
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
31120 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:13 pm to
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
31120 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:17 pm to
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fricking retard coonasses

All of this has honestly been a good reminder as to why Louisiana politics are exactly the way they are.

Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
53834 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:19 pm to
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The system is completely broken but we are just playing the hand we were dealt right now.

This is that woke bullshite.

The situation at hand is Kiffin hasnt even started his first year in what Saban called the best job in football. That means you weather 8-5 in your first year and then it's off to the races in winning and recruiting.

Yall backed the bank truck up to Lane just to be sabotaged by mystical situations at hand?

Just torpedo it all for one quality depth piece. Seems real smart!
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25864 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:20 pm to
Here’s a little teaser from the next Fansville commercial.

Posted by HunterDawg
Member since Oct 2024
695 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:20 pm to
The Barn sold its soul with Cam Newton and we see how that worked out, now LSU's gonna give it a try.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18390 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:28 pm to
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Is a bona fide moron.


I wouldnt war with Mars when it comes to college athletics and law crossover

In Louisiana connections and venue will get you desired outcome regardless of facts. Its how the plaintiff attys run ruff shod with the state courts and awards. Problem will be that Landry, Clayton, etc.. are using the same tactics but that shite isnt going to fly outside of a Louisiana state court when it changes venue
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
31120 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:30 pm to
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LSU's gonna give it a try

The irony is that if they pull this off and have any sort of success, it’ll forever be tainted.

If they don’t, they’ll be mocked as cheaters.

It’s a literal lose-lose situation, and they’re still sprinting full speed towards the cliff.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
53834 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:35 pm to

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now LSU's gonna give it a try.

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The Barn sold its soul with Cam Newton and we see how that worked out, now LSU's gonna give it a try.

Cam was a heisman.

Pyburn just needs one more check
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