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Sarkisian is a complete and total fraud

Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:10 am
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
6390 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:10 am
So he essentially told CJ Baxter he was washed after his injury and it was best to look elsewhere.

Thankfully for CJ who is a badass human he landed in Kentucky where he is having a great season. So much so he has outrushed both of Sark's portal backs combined.

The problem isn't Ewers, Manning, Baxter, Wisner, Smothers, or Brown it is their current or former dipshit head coach, offensive coordinator, and play caller hybrid.

Get this dipshit out of Austin ASAP he ruins talent even faster than the Mack Brown/Greg Davis duo
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45861 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:12 am to
His main issue was promising Manning the world. Any respectable coach would tell you he had major red flags in HS.
Posted by big d 18
Member since Dec 2021
1472 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:13 am to
great oc, BAD head coach..... seen it before....
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
6390 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:14 am to
That doesn't have shite to do with him taking Quinn Ewers who was ranked #1 overall and turning him into a 7th round draft pick or that he has made Texas a running back graveyard.
Posted by BuckeyeGoon
Member since Jan 2025
1528 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:15 am to
It is interesting how there's 2 major sec programs that have head coaches who washed out at usc but somehow they're going to get it done in the sec.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45861 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:16 am to
Ewers was a serviceable QB. He didn't make mistakes and gave them a chance to win. Manning is a liability and SS refuses to pull him.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
27130 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:16 am to
Fire Sark and fire Lane. Am I doing it right?
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand
Member since Nov 2012
1303 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:17 am to
I'll trade you elko and a first round pick for sark
Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
3122 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:17 am to
Well I mean he is a drunk
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
16993 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:17 am to
Manning is never going to be great.

Texas could have had their pick but now they're shackled with him.
Posted by big d 18
Member since Dec 2021
1472 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:17 am to
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
6390 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Fire Sark and fire Lane. Am I doing it right?


I don't give a shite what the Tigers do about Lane that is their issue.

Sarkisian will never win shite as the head coach.
This post was edited on 10/11/26 at 11:28 am
Posted by AlaskaAg
Member since Feb 2022
1608 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:19 am to
Sark after Dark is a shitty human being

So he is a great fit in the forty acres and should stay there for at least ten more years. You should pull an Aggie and give him a massive extension before another school comes calling
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
6390 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:20 am to
You fools who obsess over Manning. are tiresome. Arch is not great but he is being setup for failure just like all the names in the OP.
Posted by New Money
Athens, GA
Member since Jun 2023
5369 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:22 am to
Y'all need Kiffin. He's your only hope.
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
4702 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:22 am to
someone on Surly said Texas is "leading" the SEC in 3-and-outs. I don't know if it's true but it certainly feels like it. absolutely zero excuse for that much talent to be that bad. dude needs to look in the mirror, be a head coach, and fire himself as OC
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
13244 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:23 am to
Perhaps but so is his current QB.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
13965 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:23 am to
You are correct. He’s a really good player.

CJ baxter reminds me a lot of Cedric Benson.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
31550 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:24 am to
A sign of a top tier HC is one who has a major problem one season and then is able to totally overhaul and fix it in spring and fall camp so the following season it goes from weakness to strength or at the very least serviceable.

Some examples of this.

-In Becks final season as our QB we were dead last in the SEC in rushing yards per game. Ever since then last year and so far this season we are one of the best rushing teams in the country.

-Last year we were dead last in the SEC in sacks with only 24 sacks across 14 games (regular season plus the SEC championship and playoff game) and have 17 sacks in 6 games so far this season with the 9th best pressure rate in the country and the 17th bet havoc rate.

- Alabama was ranked 109th in rushing ypg last season. They have improved from 103 rushing ypg last season to 186.4 ypg this season.

Sark doesnt seem to be able to implement these types of drastic turn arounds
This post was edited on 10/11/26 at 10:26 am
Posted by cornerstore
Member since Jul 2024
2249 posts
Posted on 10/11/26 at 10:26 am to
Yeah we know. Guy owns the cuck chair
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