Ash'sProstheticHand
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| Registered on: | 11/2/2012 |
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re: “How arse is Georgia?”
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/18/26 at 5:55 pm to Spartanburg_Dawg
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Not like we paid millions for a daughter pimping douchebag to lose to Kentucky and lose like a bitch that he is at his former school . Suck a dick inbred frick
You took the intensity of this thread to 130mph in a blink, but I guess that's Georgia's thing
re: Cougars would run train on the SEC this year
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/18/26 at 12:32 pm to Frac the world
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Cougars would run train on the SEC this year
Doesn't this get you excommunicated or something?aren't you only allowed to soak the SEC?
re: I suspect Elko has lost the locker room
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/15/26 at 3:55 pm to Dr RC
He wasn't an amazing passer but he was at least middle of the road. Plus he was clutch in right moments and could scramble when the play fell apart.
This year his passer rating is literally the worst of any starting qb in the p4. He's so bad I'm wondering if he secretly tore his rotator cuff or developed eye cataracts or some shite. He's even firing dump off passes to the RB into the turf.
This year his passer rating is literally the worst of any starting qb in the p4. He's so bad I'm wondering if he secretly tore his rotator cuff or developed eye cataracts or some shite. He's even firing dump off passes to the RB into the turf.
re: I suspect Elko has lost the locker room
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/15/26 at 12:19 am to JayAg
He is having a bad year bc the OL is bad, his QB is the worst of any p4 QB + he didn't develop a backup plan, his defense is a fuggin sieve, and the coordinators get promoted don't know what they're doing*
In other words he screwed up literally everything a head coach is supposed to do
In other words he screwed up literally everything a head coach is supposed to do
re: I suspect Elko has lost the locker room
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/14/26 at 9:46 pm to JayAg
Our offense has many problems - as you pointed out, the veteran OL has been a huge disappointment and the position coach to OC promotion has been a disaster. Plus we've had worse injury luck than average.
But Reed absolutely fuggin sucks this year. He has the worst passer rating of any power 4 QB by a decent margin, and I promise you he's not the only QB with a crap OC and a crap OL. I would literally trade him for any SEC team's backup QB (well except ours who's somehow even worse I guess).
But Reed absolutely fuggin sucks this year. He has the worst passer rating of any power 4 QB by a decent margin, and I promise you he's not the only QB with a crap OC and a crap OL. I would literally trade him for any SEC team's backup QB (well except ours who's somehow even worse I guess).
re: Kiffin must have flaming genitalia.
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/11/26 at 6:25 pm to skrayper
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Louisiana IS the STD capital of America…
Lubbock, TX my friend
re: Sarkisian is a complete and total fraud
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/11/26 at 6:24 pm to TexasWranglers
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Also after he made the college football semis and was one play away from a natty. Had j brooks not been injured he likely wins one. Either way one play away from a natty and a firtmst round home exit in a 12 team playoff is NOT THE SAME THING but you keep doing you aggie lol
Justify it however you want. The paper trail says that you gave him a monster extension in January 2024 after his first good season. You claimed that Texas would never do that.
You're gorilla fukkin wrong
re: Sarkisian is a complete and total fraud
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/11/26 at 6:23 pm to Texas Man
Whoops hit reply on the wrong guy
re: Sarkisian is a complete and total fraud
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/11/26 at 10:45 am to TexasWranglers
You're paying the guy you want to fire $11M per year and he has another 5 seasons on his deal after this season ends. He signed his first contract extension (which extended him through 2030 and raised him to ~$10M/year) in January 2024 after he went 5-7, 8-5, 12-2 in his first three years.
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So actually you did give him a huge extension at the first hint of success.
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So actually you did give him a huge extension at the first hint of success.
re: Week 7 Power Ratings
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/11/26 at 10:34 am to GoldenDawg
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This is so bad, if you were a doctor they would call you Doctor Bad.
Damn. Paging Dr. Bad to the burn ward.
re: Sarkisian is a complete and total fraud
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/11/26 at 10:17 am to Pimphand
I'll trade you elko and a first round pick for sark
re: Alabama 2009 Team Not Called For Holding for 34 Straight Quarters
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/6/26 at 8:43 pm to CtrlAltDel
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This gigantic pussy had the nickname Stretcher McCoy long before they played Alabama, years before actually.
Dude laid on the turf for 10 minutes after this hit and then rode a golf cart out. Diagnosis? Stinger.

re: I didn't get watch Aggies - what is the problem?
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 9/20/26 at 5:42 pm to DrKnievel
Average defense is charitable. After Kentucky's first drive, we didn't force a punt until late in the 4th quarter.
Our defense was a turnstile. Kentucky did whatever it wanted for 45 minutes.
Our defense was a turnstile. Kentucky did whatever it wanted for 45 minutes.
re: LSU -9.5 vs A&M Vegas handing out free money this week
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 9/20/26 at 5:38 pm to LSUTigresFan
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ngl that may be a steal to take a&m with points
We're terrible. Reed will kill 2-3 drives by himself, our OL is a work in progress at best, and our defense, especially the secondary, is mega overrated.
We're a 5-7 team this year. I never bought the top 10 preseason hype (Reed isn't good enough, replacing 4 OL starters is hard), but I didn't think we'd be this bad.
Biggest beech in NBA history played at Kentucky
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 5/29/26 at 8:22 pm
Shai would flop if a mid tier WNBA guard was defending him. Does this explain why Cal had all those draft picks and only one title?
re: This Indiana team must be the best college team ever.
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/26 at 9:17 pm to TeamCKennedy
Legendary offense, high school defense ain't the best team ever. Sorry baw.
re: Never forget that 2019 LSU defense let this guy rush for 212 yards...
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/26 at 9:00 pm to tiger81
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Pulled Burrow 3rd Qtr....I was there.
Unless he playing linebacker doesn't mean a thing about that shitty defense
re: Indiana on the way to 16-0 and being crowned as the CFB GOAT
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/26 at 8:33 pm to GAT BoilerPickle Doc
As expected LSU fans are tripping over themselves to defend 2019 LSU's honor while completely missing the main point, which is that Indi-fuggin-ana is somehow a legitimate entry in this conversation now.
re: Oregon 22 @ Indiana 56 Final - ESPN
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/26 at 8:12 pm to theballguy
How the frick does Indiana look like the best team of the decade? They looked fantastic in the regular season but have cranked it to an even higher gear. They are waxing good teams.
re: Ole Miss was too proud to let Lane Kiffin finish the year.
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/26 at 10:10 am to Rebbedup
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The defense is the only reason we stayed in the game. Chuckie’s goal line offense once again cost us a game. You lying trash made fun of him a year ago for the same shite.
Your defense sucked bruh. Couldn't get off the field and thought pass defense was tackling the receiver and hoping the ref didn't call it.
re: The Game has passed Kirby by
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/2/26 at 9:44 am to JasonDBlaha
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Acting like Smart is now a washed coach after they lost on a last second field goal is just fricking dumb. I can’t stand Smart, he’s an obnoxious overly-emotional a-hole, but you have to give credit where credit is due. His teams play extremely hard and relentless every single game. UGA will always remain a threat as long as he’s coaching there for the foreseeable future.
And Didn't Georgia lose something like 17 or 18 starters to the draft and graduation after the 2024 season? Looked pretty damn good to me for a rebuilding year...
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