Ash'sProstheticHand
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| Registered on: | 11/2/2012 |
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re: I pray for the SEC brothers
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/10/25 at 5:06 pm to Jobu93
Jimbo would be a fantastic hire. A&M would pay his salary and the new employer could spend all that money on NIL.
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re: Texas Final Stretch Analysis
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/10/25 at 4:27 pm to menu2
If a professor gives your paper an F, that doesn't mean the professor is insecure, it means your analysis was dogshit.
re: Texas Final Stretch Analysis
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/10/25 at 4:25 pm to EastTXHorn
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Sark also matches up really well against Elkos defensive scheme
You have a dogshit OL and a QB who holds onto the ball too long + panics under pressure. A&M might have the best pass rush in CFB. That's not matching up "really well" you fricking moron.
re: I don’t have any respect for Texas A&M.
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/9/25 at 8:02 pm to Uga Alum
Yea, well, uh... your shite coach lies about his timeouts.
re: Barner, your boosters has their eye of the USTA coach.
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/2/25 at 5:58 pm to WildcatMike
He'd be a good hire. Just don't let Scott Woodward draft the contract.
re: Possibility of half the conference in rebuild mode
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/26/25 at 9:26 pm to Aggie in TN
With NIL, the value of the SEC's TV deal, and the transfer portal, there's not really any such thing at rebuild mode in the SEC anymore. You can go from dumpster fire to rock solid in one off season, and from rock solid to 10+ wins in another.
Remember how Bill Snyder used to raid jucos to put together good teams out of nothing? This is like that but on steroids. Any team in the conference now has enough money to go steal the best talent from any school in not in the SEC or Big Ten. The rest of the NCAA is now our feeder system.
Remember how Bill Snyder used to raid jucos to put together good teams out of nothing? This is like that but on steroids. Any team in the conference now has enough money to go steal the best talent from any school in not in the SEC or Big Ten. The rest of the NCAA is now our feeder system.
re: Even if UF doesn't hire Kiffin
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/20/25 at 8:31 pm to HunterDawg
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Oxford is not his dream destination
Dude he loves Oxford so much he named his son knOx. He'd never leave a town he named his son after.
re: How did the barn not score more on aTm?
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 9/28/25 at 8:40 pm to NobodyImportant
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Do A&M fans really believe that they are better than UGA and Bama? A&M will lose soon, probably to State.
A&M isn't elite, but not sure Bama or UGA are elite either. Bama defense looks like Pac 12 garbage and UGA is clearly still struggling with inexperience after replacing so many starters.
re: What SEC school has the best recruiting setup for football in the SEC?
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 7/23/25 at 3:58 pm to PSS101
We can quibble about the exact distance, but pretty much every SEC school has enough talent within 300 miles to win a title. It's just closing the deal.
In-state advantage seems to be less and less important these days except for LSU. The Cajun mafia will harass your mom at the grocery store and steal your dog if you go out of state.
In-state advantage seems to be less and less important these days except for LSU. The Cajun mafia will harass your mom at the grocery store and steal your dog if you go out of state.
re: #17 TennisVols upsets #3 Texas
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 4/13/25 at 11:48 pm to Serraneaux
Congrats. Can any of them play QB?
re: If you had to put together a team to make it to the playoffs who would you pick?
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/25 at 7:42 pm to BFANLC
I'd pick Mike Elko to coach it in September and October and literally anybody else to coach it in November.
re: If ND wins the NC Bama
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/25 at 7:40 pm to 3down10
frick ND, but if any fan base doesn't deserve a championship it's ped state.
re: Best horror book you’ve read?
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/25 at 5:51 pm to SEClint
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Pet Semetary was his scariest work imo Only because I would've done exactly the same things our protagonist did. Dealing with loss is a hell of a mindfrick.
Having no idea what Pet Semetary was about, I coincidentally read when it my son was about to turn 2. The back half or third or whatever was hard to read. It isn't scary in a "woooo ghosts and goblins!" way, but because it surfaces your worst fears and then slaps an awful, yet disturbingly relatable, horror story on top of them.
Jesus. That book haunted me. I'd be walking the dog weeks afterwards and realize I was thinking about it.
Also, it's one of the few King books with a quality ending.
re: Elon, by Isaacson, Cash, by Johnny Cash
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/25 at 5:41 pm to CCT
the Elon biography is worth a read. It's fascinating to see how childhood neglect, insane drive and focus, and intelligence all came together to create one of the richest men to ever live. Also, I don't care how hard you work that guy will make you feel lazy. He put in investment banking associate hours for ~3 decades.
Haven't read Cash.
Haven't read Cash.
re: If I gave you $1,000,000 to bet on who would win in Bama vs SMU, who would you bet?
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 12/8/24 at 6:48 am to JamalMurry27
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What would records be if bama played smu schedule and smu bamas. You had to bet a million. Could bama be 11-2 or better? Probably undefeated with Clemson a semi toss up
You lost to Vanderbilt and were blown out by Oklahoma. Alabama wouldn't go undefeated against a high school schedule.
re: If Texas loses to A&M do they deserve to be in the playoffs?
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/29/24 at 8:32 pm to TexasTiger08
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Texas has clinched IMO
Don't like it, but this is correct. A 10-2 SEC team finishes in the CFP Committee's top 12 100x out of 100.
re: ETN officially out on Saturday
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/14/24 at 7:46 pm to diddlydawg7
Thankfully Carson Beck isn't throwing 3 picks a game so he should be able to carry the offense
re: Horror recommendations
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/14/24 at 1:29 pm to lsugorilla
I loved Dark Harvest by Norman Partridge, which is kind of like a cross between The Purge and The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.
To me, it seems like the perfect fall horror book: season and ambiance are a big part of the book (the bad guy is called October Boy), and the author works hard to pull you into both.
(It's better as a pre-halloween read but whaddya gonna do?)
To me, it seems like the perfect fall horror book: season and ambiance are a big part of the book (the bad guy is called October Boy), and the author works hard to pull you into both.
(It's better as a pre-halloween read but whaddya gonna do?)
re: Worse hire, Jimbo or Kelly?
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/10/24 at 7:13 pm to Silverback911
I'm not sure, but hopefully Scott Woodward will hire Jimbo after he fires Kelly and we'll get to find out.
re: What is each SEC team’s best win?
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 10/27/24 at 11:59 am to Crimson K
For A&M, I'd change it to McNeese State or Bowling Green at home. None of the other teams on our schedule have been very impressive
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